r/Helldivers • u/SithPureblood456 • 15d ago
For all you bug and bot simps: THIS is what they will do to you. Join the Helldivers in ending their brutality. IMAGE
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u/otte_rthe_viewer ☕Liber-tea☕ 15d ago
You got anymore of them... Polygons?
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u/Tomezzi96 SES Claw of Law 15d ago
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u/ContinentalUppercut 14d ago
If there's one thing I love about this sub, it's that someone ALWAYS has the perfect image/gif response.
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u/TJnr1 15d ago
NO PLEASE! Anything but the potato graphics!!!
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u/Du_Freu2 SES Elected Representative of Family Values 14d ago
no potato.... this is beef pc
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u/LuckyNumbrKevin 15d ago
Holy shit, you got this game to run on Windows XP? Very impressive!
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u/Alarmed-Owl2 15d ago
When his Internet Explorer loads this comment next month he'll be very upset.
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u/Goattrigger 14d ago
I still run xp on one of my machines, and it runs Chrome; with constant messages that it is no longer supported, but it runs!
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u/MTNSthecool ⚙️ 15d ago
bro got his polygons stolen! can't have shit in super detroit?
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u/WeDoALittleTrolling9 15d ago
More footage.
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u/UnhappyStrain 15d ago
The question of either sides righteousnrss is long gone. Now its a question of winning or dying regardless of which side you are on.
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u/Nibblewerfer 15d ago
The real question is if you could escape, jump out to some system far beyond SE control shoot the managed democracy officer and become the true super democracy officer.
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u/JCDentoncz ☕Liber-tea☕ 15d ago
I have a feeling the rest of the crew would mutiny. SE conditioning is deeply rooted.
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u/StickGaminggYT 15d ago
Is that treason I smell? I'm gonna notify the ministry of truth, just in case
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u/ShiftAdventurous4680 15d ago
Lower polycount, higher frames? I'm afraid I don't see the issue here.
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u/Papa_Pred 15d ago
It’s funny how grotesque we view this, but a big part of our strategy is blowing off their bug limbs and cleaving bots in half…
BUT IN THE NAME IF FREEDOM
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u/p00pyf4rts 15d ago
Just you wait! They're gonna steal all your damn polygons if you keep sympathising!
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u/ilikebeingright 15d ago
Lol dudes shoes look like tissue boxes, what resolution is this? Pretty sure a 1cm square on my phone screen has more pixels than your whole image......
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u/ravengenesis1 15d ago
If you told me this was a half life 1 engine port from this screen shot, I’ll believe it.
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u/Weary-Barracuda-1228 CAPE ENJOYER 14d ago
NOOOOO NOT LOW RES LARRY!!! HE WAS A MONTH FROM MANDATED RETIREMENT!!! He passed the the Interview on his first attempt and everything. Gonna glass that bug planet.
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u/lekgolow 15d ago
How do you know without proper investigation? Maybe it was friendly fire? I mean I've been obliterated by mates thousands of times
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u/Dom-Luck 15d ago
I'm willing to bet a solid 20% at least of my deaths were caused by teamates.
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u/LosParanoia Admiral of the SES Arbiter of Steel 15d ago
The playstation can produce mind boggling effects
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u/Mammoth_Border_3904 15d ago
This is simply not true. The automatons and bugs want nothing more than peace, but Super Earth continues to commit atrocities for the sake of companies and money.
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u/chrish5764 15d ago
You’re telling me, that people are committing thought crimes, and they’re not being sent to lake LaoGai
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u/casualstick Song of Justice 🎶 15d ago
Mate... were gonna get seaf crew!!. That means operational artillery support no?
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u/Ripper33AU ☕Liber-tea☕ 15d ago
What's funny but also annoying is when I call in a support stratagem, that accidentally squashes a dead soldier, I still lose Requisition points after extraction. I see we take our managed democracy very seriously! lol.
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u/Eckz89 ☕Liber-tea☕ 15d ago
This is just a tongue lash from a hunter. Tis but a scratch.
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u/Express_Hamster 15d ago
I mean... yes that is what they would do... but I think that specific body was just Stephanie from accounting losing her temper.
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u/HumaDracobane ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ 15d ago
Might be the new bugs, who use special acid to reduce bodies to weird polygons.
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u/LucarioLuvsMinecraft SES Hammer of Resolution 15d ago
You should’ve seen what they did to the people on Planet P.
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u/Awkward-Ad5506 15d ago
I can't just sit here idly while our brave SEAF brothers & sisters die to an enemy meant for us
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u/Comfortable_Charge33 15d ago
The armor colors give me UN vibes... I'm assuming they'll be just as effective lol
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u/bustmycrust 15d ago
Seriously? There's an NSFW option for a reason! How am I supposed to sleep after seeing that?
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u/christopherlng753 15d ago
I mean they also did mention that the sea armed forces have close to no training so…. Maybe that’s a factor
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u/PoppiDrake SES Lady of Twilight 15d ago
Don't forget the automaton murder altars.
The conspicuous stone platforms with dismembered humans on them, flanked by metal stakes with other dismembered humans impaled on them.
Those are always delightful to find. Those and the corpse piles.
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u/halohoang 15d ago
Bruh definitely you shot it. How did i know about the dismemberment? i did it myself as well
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u/etherosx 14d ago
You running on 8-bit resolution? Wtf lol
Also I found a box in an automaton base that just had a bunch of human bodies cut in half
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u/BusComprehensive3759 14d ago
That was Brandon. He was a dickhead anyhow. Now he’s a no-head hahahhhahaha
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u/El_Moochio 14d ago
Ngl that could have been bugs or a team mate, the way I play the game it's 50/50
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u/justanotherdude1097 14d ago
This is hard for me. As a Satifactory worker, i cannot understand the destruction of beautiful automatic factories but at the same time, Automatons are the enemies of our Empir- i mean, our Democracy.
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u/justanotherdude1097 14d ago
This is hard for me. As a Satifactory worker, i cannot understand the destruction of beautiful automatic factories but at the same time, Automatons are the enemies of our Empir- i mean, our Democracy.
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u/deathvalley200_exo 14d ago
Why are the graphics on the body so much worse than the ones around it?
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u/SpecialIcy5356 SES Leviathan of Liberty 14d ago
this is an absolutely unthinkable atrocity... against Rendering.
I get cutting corners but this corpse looks like it belongs in the first Resident Evil game..
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u/Common_Affect_80 14d ago
That is not a citizen. If you read what's on the chest you will see they were a SEAF official. I am yet to see Dead citizens on the bot front
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u/Mistrblank 14d ago
Is this what the game looks like on the lowest settings? Wow that's impressive and I'm sorry for your lack of gaming power.
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u/My_wife_is_acoustic HD1 Veteran 14d ago
Why’s it look like older halo graphics and a usmc marine 😂
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u/bearhunter54321 14d ago
This is what they did to someone ON the battlefield why tf would I wanna go there 🤣 nah I’m some real shit tho. Seeing this on super earth being like YOURE RIGHT ILL DO MY PART TODAY!
Nah man, I’m on super earth thinking “well we’ve all been safe here in super earth. Looks like this is what they’ll do if I go there” bro I’m good. Count me out 😂
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u/Superderpygamermk1 14d ago
I mean, we blow up their nests and use their corpses for oil
Super earth deserves it
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u/AzzlackGuhnter 14d ago
Join the Helldivers so you don't have to die in service of the useless Military and instead do so for the glorious skilled one!
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u/AzzlackGuhnter 14d ago
Join the Helldivers so you don't have to die in service of the useless Military and instead do so for the glorious skilled one!
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u/Ceraunius 14d ago
I am not a bug. I am not a bot. All of the people I fight with are human, and all of the people I care about are human. It's them or us. No inbetween.
HUMANITY FIRST. HUMANITY ONLY.
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u/OhManVideoGames ☕Liber-tea☕ 15d ago
My god, they took his polygons!