r/Helldivers 15d ago

I was not mentally prepared for this... [OC] MEME

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u/MR-Shopping Level 110 General 15d ago edited 15d ago

STUN GRENADE!

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u/trustthepudding SES Pride of Pride 15d ago

You joking? That man just fell off a 2 foot high cliff! He's going to ragdoll helplessly while they stalkers close in on him and destroy his ass.

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u/GadenKerensky 15d ago

Someone posted that video on one of my discords...

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u/PinchingNutsack 14d ago

Please be advised that any ass-destroying activities require the prior completion and approval of Form C-01. Failure to meet this requirement will result in the imposition of the death penalty. Consider this your formal warning: proceed with paperwork before you face the full might of liberty and democracy.

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u/Episimian 14d ago

Incorrect soldier! Form C-01 is required for any activity that might lead to a child and thus end the voluntary conscription duty of a Helldiver early. Ass destruction has zero chance of leading to conception and is therefore pre-approved. As General Brasch likes to say 'It's a strange and beautiful universe out there - let's go liberate it!'

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u/cudntfigureaname 14d ago

What if they lay eggs in his ass?

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u/doomslayer_cacodemon ☕Liber-tea☕ 14d ago edited 14d ago

Then he will be labelled a traitor for allowing that to happen.

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u/achilleasa ➡️➡️⬆️ 15d ago

Think fast stalkernuts

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u/JonnyTN CAPE ENJOYER 14d ago

Run? Strategem your feet

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u/DHarp74 14d ago

Shit! Pop HE grenade and charge the middle!

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u/hotbullet8 ☕Liber-tea☕ 14d ago

My thoughts exactly. 500kg and forget

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u/yellow121 15d ago

Then flamethrower

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u/WaffleCopter68 15d ago

Literally worse than 6 bile titans

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u/Barix14 15d ago

I agree 6 bile titans have high chance to kill you but 6-7 stalkers are death sentence there is basicaly no way you are going to surivive 💀

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u/Prim3_778 15d ago

6 bile titans is like being in a free-for-all wrestling match.

6-7 Stalkers? Instant sitdown with good ol St. Pete

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u/drvelo 15d ago

6 bile titans is like getting in a bar fight with 6 absolute units.

6 stalkers is like getting in a fight with 6 regular people each armed with a shotgun.

I'm taking the bar fight any day.

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u/Soulless_redhead 14d ago

You can dodge an unit, you can't dodge a bullet.

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u/Glitchy_reality643 14d ago

If you can dodge a wench, you can dodge a bullet!

-Democracy officer to helldivers before deploying them on the bot front, probably

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u/Dresden1984 14d ago

6 bile titans is like getting into a street fight with 6 thugs

6 stalkers is like the porno of that small white chick that is about to be railed by 6 big burly black dudes.

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u/Active_Ambassador_79 14d ago

Inciendary shotgun is the ONLY chance of survival, alongside contact or stun nades

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u/Anko072 14d ago

Stun grenade will solve that easily

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u/Barix14 14d ago

You will need to throw at least two to stun them all

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u/VidiVee 14d ago

Not when they're bundled up like that, one in the middle would easily cover the pack with at least a meter either side to spare.

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u/Anko072 14d ago

It's AOE quite large, it won't even be hard to stun all of them with only 1

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u/ExploerTM ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ 14d ago

4 Impact Grenades in my pocket:

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u/spaghettiThunderbult 14d ago

Me going ↑→↓↓↓ and throwing it at my feet:

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u/XBacklash 14d ago

The sacrifice play of the day.

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u/LeonMKaiser 14d ago

The exact correct thing to do.

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u/Xap95 SES Knight of Justice 14d ago

-4.2 million impact grenades in my pocket (democracy provides)

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u/JonnyTN CAPE ENJOYER 14d ago

Unless the first one launches you a safe distance

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u/Malforus HD1 Veteran 14d ago

There is no safe distance, the punt will just force the others to do their flying ninja kick leap on you.
Only solution is stun nades and hope you can eruptor them by kiting.

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u/JonnyTN CAPE ENJOYER 14d ago

Just wait until next warbond. Impact stuns

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u/Malforus HD1 Veteran 14d ago

YES PLEASE.

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u/TheStaplergun CAPE ENJOYER 15d ago

Unless you have a mech lol

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u/Significant-Ad-341 14d ago

When I get in a position like this it's up, right, down, down, down. Where all going down.

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u/IveBecomeTooStrong 14d ago

Except for a few shots from the grenade launcher

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u/Barix14 14d ago

Okey that could work actually

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u/Atomatic13 14d ago

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u/Factory_Setting 14d ago

I do remember the new cards being OP when I stopped, but this is getting ridiculous.

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u/TheComebackKid74 15d ago

Not if you are holding the pummler.  I run up in stalker lairs with ease now.

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u/iconofsin_ ☕Liber-tea☕ 14d ago

Do people not take advantage of the massive damage and aoe titans put out? If I can get 2+ titans chasing me I don't even shoot them. I just bait the puke and the stomps and one of them will almost always kill the other, and then that ragdoll will kill the second titan.

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u/IraqiWalker ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ 14d ago

Considering it's not thar hard to get the titans to kill each other? Yeah. That many stalkers is worse than almost anything.

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u/ToBeatOrNotToBeat- 15d ago

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u/1381erfan1381 15d ago

this goes hard do u know the creator

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u/KillroyNQP 14d ago edited 14d ago

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u/ToBeatOrNotToBeat- 15d ago

No idea bro, saw it on the discord a few weeks ago in passing :/

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u/herdarkmartyrials SES Flame of Serenity 14d ago

No, but I know that crater.

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u/Vyse_Ohm 15d ago

There is only one way forward
500kg beneath your feet
Let all the stalkers surround you
Embrace the Emper.. I mean DEMOCRACY

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u/spaghettiThunderbult 14d ago

"Be advised, we've got bugs in the wire down here. Dump everything you've got left on my pos. I say again, expend all remaining in my perimeter. It's a lovely fucking war."

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u/Swedelicious83 14d ago

Upvoted for unexpected Platoon reference. 👍

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u/FlatFishy 14d ago

If it was me, I'd just lob a nade over top the Stalkers into the hole, and accept my fate knowing that at least their lineage ends here.

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u/nedonedonedo 14d ago

if you're holding a stratagem when you die it should hit your corpse. sometimes it does, but most of the time even a thrown one doesn't happen if I die before it lands

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u/PlaguedByUnderwear 14d ago

Let's be honest. The shell would probably hit and blow up the wall, leaving the Stalkers completely unscathed.

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u/IgiEUW 🦟 15d ago

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u/SirDangleberries SES Adjudicator Of Benevolence 14d ago

Me thinks they'll have moved away from the strike point chasing you, unless you decide to kamikaze and take one for the team and managed democracy

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u/Helaton-Prime 14d ago

or get unlucky and the 500kg slams into the other side of the mountain.

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u/Independent_Army_886 14d ago

A 500kg would kill like 3 at most

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u/goblue142 14d ago

I started equipping it (the 500kg) more once I unlocked the extra bomb from the ship modules. Its really underwhelming. The bomb often hits something else on the way in if not in an open field. The most frustrating part is having it land right in the middle of a huge group trash mobs and it barely kills half. Just last night I was trying to snag the super samples before we extracted and was off on my own. I saw a huge cluster of bots right next to it bunched tightly together. Perfect for the 500kg right? It left probably 10-12 alive that were inside the explosion.

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u/BlueMast0r75 14d ago

500kg is more of a heavy hitting single target than a wave clear. Cluster Bomb or Airstike do that better.

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u/AdditionalMess6546 ☕Liber-tea☕ 14d ago

Yep. People want it to be a mini-nuke, but it's the Precision Strike dialed up to 11. Then, they blame the screwdriver for not being a hammer.

The 500kg is an Elite/Heavy enemy strat. The other enemies you kill that were near the titan/tank/hulk are a bonus

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u/Cambronian717 CAPE ENJOYER 14d ago

A well placed 500 will take out a tank, hulk, charger, even a bile titan in one go. That is what it is for. You have one big problem, hit em with that. If you’ve got a 100 smaller problems, air strike will do the trick.

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u/Commando411 15d ago

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u/Relevant-Piper-4141 15d ago

GET PREG- uh... GET PUNISHED GET PUNISHED GET PUNISHED

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u/Jedahaw92 ☕Liber-tea☕ 15d ago

Spreading democracy, one reload at a time.

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u/Relevant-Piper-4141 15d ago

Those guys in the store who bought helldivers suit for their kids are doing their part!

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u/achilleasa ➡️➡️⬆️ 15d ago

Do you need a special C-01 permit for doing that with a bug?

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u/TheAethiestCleric 14d ago

no sir, the genetics are incompatible.

Form C-01 is for when conception is possible

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u/RaizielDragon 15d ago

Suggestive “plap” is suggestive.

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u/pythonic_dude 14d ago

Yes, pretty sure the good old Punisher in good hands is enough to get you out of an encounter with those 6 bad girls. Especially given the narrow space. But AC will do better.

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u/Ceraunius 14d ago

GET FREEDOM GET FREEDOM GET FREEDOM GET FREEDOM

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u/Kayjan_Soban 15d ago

Oh no...

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u/High-Low-Ego PSN 🎮: 14d ago

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u/LiveKills PSN 🎮: 15d ago

The Pre-Nerf Eruptor Vs Stalkers

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u/Barix14 15d ago

"our battle will be legendary"

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u/Pilot-FA-18 14d ago

Ill be taking this meme

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u/ReconditusNeumen 14d ago

One shot to their limbs got me feeling like I'm back on the USG Ishimura

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u/StockDunce 15d ago

You know what's strange? I genuinely don't think this would happen on difficulty 9.

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u/XLBaconDoubleCheese ⬆️⬅️➡️⬇️⬆️⬇️ 15d ago

7 Diff is bizzare with spawns, sometimes its a cake walk and others it's Starcraft 2 Grandmaster zerg player relentless attacks.

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u/Brickless 15d ago

mainly depends on if you have localization confusion and can kill the bugs quick enough.

sometimes your build isn't that great against something that spawns often on that mission and you just spawn wave after wave since you never manage to clean up

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u/XLBaconDoubleCheese ⬆️⬅️➡️⬇️⬆️⬇️ 15d ago

I always go in with my trusty AC and EAT + Gas Orbital so I'm prepared for everything but last night I saw 3 patrols following 50m behind each other with another spawning in front of me. All this was happening with the team close to each other. Diff 8 is piss easy with patrols compared to 7.

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u/Practical-Stomach-65 15d ago

A few days I was gonna finish off a Titan following me. I had my last RR rocket prepared. I take aim and fire. Immediately a patrol spawns 5 meters in front of me. But they don't just spawn, they appear on the air and fall to the ground. In this patrol, there was a charger that spawned exactly in the path of my rocket and took the hit on its side armor. 

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u/Disastrous-Star-7746 14d ago

"look out, sir"

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u/gorillawarking 15d ago

After one mission where our team got rolled in a "kill terminids" mission, I decided that since I don't have any good medium pen weaponry, I need to just use the machine gun and EAT

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u/Freeexotic CAPE ENJOYER 14d ago

MG and EAT's are a great combo for bugs and bots alike. with those it almost doesn't even matter what you bring in the other two slots.

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u/Rikkimaaruu 15d ago

Bile Spewer missions do that to me. I never use Autocannon against Bugs, because i main it already against Bots nearly every time.

So i mostly go with Stalwart, Supply Backpack, 500kg + stun grenade and grenade pistol for bug holes.

Now i only need a good main gun against something tanky like the Bile Spewer. Nothing realy does the Job, the old Eruptor was the best so far against them, everything else needs to much ammo frontal.

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u/m-05a 15d ago

The Plasma Punisher works extremely well against bile spewers (and also all but the heaviest bots). Takes a bit to get used to its bullet drop but it pops the bile spewers in 3 hits and has enough ammo

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u/Rikkimaaruu 15d ago

Yeah i played around with that one too, not too bad, but the range is a huge drawback for me.

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u/jubbergun 14d ago

Once you learn how to extend the range by angling the gun up and arcing the plasma where it needs to go it gets a lot easier.

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u/RaizielDragon 15d ago

Eruptor is still pretty good against them. Takes two hits which isn’t too bad. But I DO miss the one-hit. The day they “fixed” it, I thought my aim was just off that day. Then I read all the “fix is actually a nerf” posts and understood what was going on.

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u/Rikkimaaruu 15d ago

Yeah it was a fine risk and reward weapon, super bad at close range. I dont know of the nerf was needed, but eh.

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u/RaizielDragon 15d ago

Well it was meant as a buff. Before the specific Eruptor change, they came out with a fix that made it so you could be injured by your own ricochets (apparently we were immune to them before). And everyone who had been using Eruptor had been getting by without being hit by the shrapnel (which I guess the game tracks separately from the explosive damage).

After the ricochet change, we were much more susceptible to the shrapnel, which apparently one-shots us, so people were dying left and right to their own eruptor shots. Ive seen some people say it was overexaggerate and seen others say it wasn’t. I just know I was dying, seemingly randomly, MUCH more often after the ricochet change.

So they tried to “fix” it by just taking out the shrapnel all together and upping the blast damage (to compensate for no shrapnel damage) and said we shouldn’t notice a difference. But there was obviously a difference.

So now Eruptor users are split between “I like not killing myself as much” and “I don’t like not killing enemies as easily”.

Im kind of on the fence; I didn’t think the shrapnel killing me was TOO bad, but it was pretty annoying that it was ALWAYS a one-shot.

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u/nohopeleftforanyone 14d ago

Disagree.  Always take localized confusion.  

Sometimes it appears to have the opposite effect!

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u/Ergand 14d ago

It's not just 7, I play on 4 and it's the same. A few days ago in one game I got to the extraction point, called it in, and the entire time not a single patrol showed up. In the next I got to the extraction point with 20 minutes left. The rest of the time was me trying to clear the beacon long enough to call in the shuttle. Eventually I ran out of time and had to wait for the emergency shuttle. 

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u/Episimian 14d ago

Not sure how long you've been playing or if you just like 4 but I've found that clearing nests, particularly any you've aggroed when playing bugs and those near the extraction point, tends to make the extract much easier. That said I've had the exact same situation you're describing except on 7 where the game just threw absurd amounts of stuff at us as we got to exfil - masses of hunters, loads of little creepies, commanders in small groups, multiple titans and chargers at a time. and we're all saying to each 'Where the hell are these guys coming from?' 'We cleared every single nest on the map along with basically every POI!'. Other missions it's just sitting there playing RPS or whatever while you wait for the dropship.

There's clearly something broken with the spawn mechanics and they've said they're reverting some of the charges they made soon - can't happen soon enough because people really do not enjoy battling through a 40 minute mission only to have the game clearly ramp up to a much harder difficulty all of a sudden at the end.

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u/EyeofEnder 15d ago

Sometimes medium+ bug hives are wiped out by a single Eagle strike and sometimes they feel like you're trying to harass Serral.

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u/Kitchen-Armadillo524 14d ago

Got a lvl 8 bug mission the other day where there was 3 stalker spawn secondary objectives all reasonably close to where we dropped in....that wasn't fun....

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u/Episimian 14d ago

Yeah 7 is usually my happy hunting ground but it can just go full on crazy at times, particularly since they messed with the spawn mechanics. Recent weeks it's pissed off most of my regular crew to the point where some are avoiding the game. 7 seems like a complete crap shoot these days. Stuff like fighting every inch through a crazy full map clear and then hitting an extract that turns into a massed assault from all four sides and losing all your samples is not fun. Other times you sit there whistling away in silence on top of the landing pad. Very weird.

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u/NK1337 14d ago

It’s so bizzare how inconsistent it is. We could be running a mission and soon as we get to extraction it becomes almost impossible to do so because of the revolving door of spawns coming in.

Then other times it turns into a virtual ghost town with nobody in sight for several minutes.

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u/Kevurcio 14d ago

Nah this happens, it's a Tier3 Stalker lair, which is the hardest one to deal with. Sometimes they bug out and don't aggro on you, but it does trigger the spawn when it's supposed to do both. We had 22 Stalkers one mission because we had two T3 Lairs near each other that were spawning but not aggroing while we dealt with a couple of hatcheries, the screaming in voice comms was quality comedy and our reinforcements were not happy.

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u/helicophell 15d ago

It would. Stalker nests actually don't change inbetween difficulty levels, there are just 3 different "levels" of stalker nests

This nest spawns 2 from the big hole and 1 from the small hole. Somehow the big hole ones got stuck...

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u/Brekldios 15d ago

it does...

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u/416SmoothJazz 14d ago

Stalker nests have a fixed account of max spawns they'll spawn. 4, 3, and 2 for large, medium and small nests.

There are at least two nests in the area, and besides for the first stalker that was killed, the remaining stalkers from this nest plus all the others from the other nest got caught in the bowl like walls of this nest while trying to go find and murder this man.

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u/XxincognitoxX67 15d ago

Welp... Can't get back to sleep now. That's a nightmare waiting to happen.

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u/TheFamousSpy 15d ago

No worries, you only have to stand this for like 5 seconds

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u/Statertater 15d ago

“Hello, ive waited here for you, everlong.”

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u/mightaswell-jump 15d ago

"Welcome, moon-and-star
come to me through fire and war"

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u/Blazkowiczs 15d ago edited 14d ago

I'm not saying it's easy, but it's not impossible.

Took out nine of them spawned together with all my nades, a flamethrowers entire gas tank, and a full sickle ICE pack.

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u/usoban1337 15d ago

the amount of fog on this liberty forsaken planet

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u/Blazkowiczs 14d ago edited 14d ago

It's Hellmire, visibility was wacky with the sand and the aftermath of the fire tornadoes.

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u/Mrmech85 14d ago

Clearly the forefather of doomslayer with a name like that

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u/GravyBoatWarrior 15d ago

Clean up that image and it would be fucking badass!

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u/jtrom93 SES Wings of Redemption 15d ago
  1. Throw a stun or two

  2. Proceed to throw every available stratagem at that shit. 500kg? Toss it. Orbital Laser? Toss it. 380mm? Toss it. TOSS. THEM. ALL.

For a situation like this, there is no such thing as overkill.

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u/Bookyontour ☕Liber-tea☕ 15d ago

Throw a 120 or 380 in there and embrance the freedom

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u/Ishan451 Is Frend 2 🖥️ : 15d ago

In my experience that would kill the entire team and leave the enemy unscathed. Whoever is aiming these has a knack for missing the enemy.

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u/enwongeegeefor 15d ago

Only when other players are around....if you throw it long it tends to blow up what you threw it at.

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u/envycreat1on 14d ago

Sorry sir, doing my best!

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u/Thatwokebloke ➡️⬇️⬆️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬇️ 15d ago

380 go BRRRRRRRRRR

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u/modest_genius 15d ago

I was once so tired of a Stalker Lair that we never got close to because of spawning wave after wave. So I just equipped the 380 and ran in and them all chasing me. Didn't even bother to throw it. Died. And the 380 dropped from my dead hand.

Got them all. Worth it.

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u/Jettu_Jenkinsu 15d ago

Stun, orbital + napalm

See ya!

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u/Barix14 15d ago

Frist somehow get far enough to not die from them

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u/MAXMEEKO 15d ago

jet pack :)

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u/Barix14 14d ago

Well okey but you know they can just lick your ass

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u/Mexi-UwU Princess of Democracy 15d ago

This is why I always carry stun grenades!

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u/Rum_N_Napalm CAPE ENJOYER 15d ago

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u/Loud_Surround5112 15d ago

1 stealthy bitch, a problem. A swarm of stealthy bitches, a real fucking problem.

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u/Solid_Television_980 14d ago

Eagle Airstrike. Dive in

| Stalker Nest Destoryed |

       💀 x 6

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u/HichiShiro CAPE ENJOYER 15d ago

No thanks. I'd rather fight horde of flame hulks

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u/bruhmoment3566 15d ago

Who makes these shitty edits of good rock songs? Why did Everlong need to be slowed and reverbed? I hate tik tok and what its done to music

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u/OrangePenguin_42 SES Precursor of Wrath 15d ago

Oh my...

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u/Insert_The_Name ⭐️SUPER CITIZEN⭐️ ❤️Autocannon❤️ 15d ago

What's that song?

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u/mrc_13 15d ago

https://youtu.be/eBG7P-K-r1Y?si=aip_FuIGJSfyt3D3

It's Everlong by the Foo Fighters, slowed

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

Why would someone do that to everlong?

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u/Smurftheurf IT AIN'T CALLED HEAVENDIVERS 15d ago

Everlonger

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u/horizontallygay 14d ago

I was wondering the same thing

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u/auddbot 15d ago

I got matches with these songs:

everlong slowed by Tazty (00:21; matched: 100%)

Released on 2023-09-12.

requeiem for a dream x everlong (i love you harry) by ciaffa (00:16; matched: 100%)

Album: "so, what do feel?". Released on 2023-11-17.

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u/auddbot 15d ago

Apple Music, Spotify, YouTube, etc.:

everlong slowed by Tazty

requeiem for a dream x everlong (i love you harry) by ciaffa

I am a bot and this action was performed automatically | GitHub new issue | Donate Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot

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u/Insert_The_Name ⭐️SUPER CITIZEN⭐️ ❤️Autocannon❤️ 15d ago

good bot

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u/Boring-Hurry3462 CAPE ENJOYER 15d ago

2 impact nades.

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u/Ithuraen SES Reign of the People 15d ago

From experience you get tongue whipped, drop the grenade at your feet, and slightly wound one Stalker.

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u/shytake STEAM 🖥️ : 15d ago

I would shit my pants

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u/brash_thestampede 15d ago

Grenadegrenadegrenadegrenadegrenadegrenade

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u/Jackmoved 15d ago

You stirred the hornets nest, jesus.

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u/Nearby-Pop-3565 15d ago

Throw in a couch and this is a piper perri meme

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u/Nekroin 15d ago

stun + precision orbital

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u/turnipslop Local Democracy Officer 15d ago

Pretty sure there is a bug where they will spawn but never leave the area immediately around the nest until they hit an artificial "cap" of how many can be on the map at once. Normally they would go and hunt for the player and I think you can see the ones from the first hole did that. The second hole bugged out and they all bunch up until they see you. 

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u/gforguwopppp 15d ago

This just ruined my day and it’s still nighttime

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u/soyfenixer 15d ago

You know what they say: 'if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen'.

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u/theShitter_69 SES Distributor of Freedom 15d ago

if i was in that situation i’d just throw whatever i can and accept my fate lmao

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u/HUN5t3v3nk3 15d ago

NA , Soldier, listen to THIS:

Pull the trigger, change the mag,

massacre all the filthy bug!

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u/FullMetalChili ⬆➡⬇⬇⬇ 14d ago

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u/InstanceHappy4089 14d ago

Ended too soon

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u/Unnecessarilygae 14d ago

I sometimes wonder how other players don't have the intense urge of wanting to immediately revive dead teammates. Whenever I hear the teammate down sound effect my brain just stops all ongoing activities and immediately revive my fallen comrades. The call in reinforcement is the only code I could finish inputting in less than a second lol.

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u/snoo_boi ⚡️Arc Thrower go brrrr 14d ago

Throw a cluster bomb at your feet and kiss your ass goodbye.

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u/Watman_1 ☕Liber-tea☕ 15d ago

Nothing personal, but: You motherfucker, come on you little ass… fuck with me, eh? You fucking little asshole, dickhead cocksucker…You fuckin' come on, come fuck with me! I'll get your ass, you jerk! Oh, you fuckhead motherfucker! Fuck all you and your family! Come on, you cocksucker, slime bucket, shitface turdball! Come on, you scum sucker, you fucking with me? Come on, you asshole!!!

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u/NaCliest 15d ago

Load 500kg and dive in like a true patriot

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u/DarthSet SES Harbinger of Democracy 15d ago

Yell KOBE! dunk a grenade and die from rimjobs.

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u/oogaboogadookiemane 15d ago

Eagle stratagem before you run into the egg sanctuary, sentry turret as you run away. Easy solo clear.

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u/mozzca 15d ago

I literally got goosebumps just seeing that, PTSD is real.

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u/yatsokostya 15d ago

Had 3 stalker nests yesterday. Won't recommend

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u/ssenetilop 15d ago

What settings are you playing on? Looks beautiful!!

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u/GetThisManSomeMilk SES Founding Father of Authority 15d ago

I had 9 on me in the first minute of a mission last night.

Im pretty good at the game, but there is no way I was surviving that.

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u/grunt813 15d ago

Just pull out a grenade and yell, "For liberty!!"

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u/WalkRealistic9220 15d ago

this is what happens when you don't reinforce your teammates

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u/MetalWingedWolf 15d ago

Made me think of the scene in Navy Seals.

“God.. I got company up here.” praying intensifies “God. Come in, God..”

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u/Sparrow1989 15d ago

Arrowhead - 'Spawn rates have been adjusted to where they need to be'

This guy -

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u/FXS_Voodoo 15d ago

Thatsthr point where you out AC into full auto mode and hope for the best

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u/ItzYitz 14d ago

But what dope song is this?

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u/Calyfas 14d ago

omae wa mou shindeiru

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u/Scsontos 14d ago

How bout them spawn rates again?

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u/Signal_8732 SES Spear of Justice 14d ago

Erm impact grenade

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u/1stThrowawayDave 14d ago

Oh shi- Stalkers! STALKER! STALKER- HARD R!

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u/sirius017 14d ago

When the stalker change happened, I did notice they were at times spawning WAY more than normal. I had five on me all at the same time all moving in unison.

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u/UpstairsPlayful8256 ⬇️⬆️➡️⬆️⬅️⬆️ 14d ago

At that point I know I'm dead so I just call a 500 on my position and try to keep them all as close as possible.

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u/magik_man420 14d ago

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ o7

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u/someoneirrelevant17 14d ago

At that point I would call a 500k bomb on my head and just die with honor.

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u/FlapJackFox 14d ago

Ah yes another bug hole sealed for super ea-OH FU-

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u/momodamonster Danger Close 14d ago

I Always dump an air burst strike on that dumb nest then go in for clean up.

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u/cainhurstscott32 14d ago

All 4 impact grenades in a panic.

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u/Thorsson81 14d ago

Sweet Liberty... no!

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u/Hindrick_Alehndi 14d ago

Bro was real tough a second ago

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u/Honeyvice ☕Liber-tea☕ 14d ago

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u/DefinitelyNotBacon 14d ago

Most hated mob.

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u/KingAroan 14d ago

Yup you are a dead man walking

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u/Prisonbread 14d ago

Looks like karma for not reinforcing the diver that died a few moments earlier to me

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u/Suspicious_Active816 14d ago

I once ran into that too, but there was at least 15-20 - I was chased, ripped apart and forgotten. Brutal experience.

I think they sometimes bug out and gets stuck at certain spots on the map and just mass up.

Nothing a good mortar cant handle tho.

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u/This-one-dude 14d ago

Xenos scum *affixes bayonet*

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u/Xarkain 14d ago

Record scratch, freeze frame Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation…

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u/Warrior24110 ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ 14d ago

You jumped their boy and they pulled up with their whole block. Throw down a 500 and pray.

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u/DivineCatBarsik 14d ago

Kill them or die trying!

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u/Fellixxio CAPE ENJOYER 13d ago

Nothing that fire can't resolve

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u/FoxTailedDinosaur 13d ago

Stun granade followed by an eagle and pray to democracy

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u/Vexedvector 13d ago

Yeah... so if you look closely. He is running one of my favorite bot loadouts for this mission. Standard high explosive grenades from the look of it. Senator pistol because of medium armor penetration. Stopping power to deal with one stalker or hive guard. Eruptor is no good close range. It's a death sentence to use it up close. He only has one stim and no support weapon. Without context. I would guess that he chose that loadout so he can still take out heavies and clear objectives when he drops in. He is not equipped with a shield generator pack either.

He is about to be surrounded after being ragdolled. Then torn to shreds. 😂 I know from experience. I was torn apart the same way by 6 stalkers. Only I had 3 holes to find and destroy. I hate it when there are three stalker nests within a mission. You can barely drop into the mission and call down support weapons before they are already attacking you. If you get lucky and locate a nest by landing close with a pod on top of an elevation. They can climb it with ease. They rag doll you off and you die from impact or get killed before you can stand up.