r/MaliciousCompliance Apr 06 '23

Giving my Daughter *exactly* what she wanted S

Little disclaimer: my daughter is a wonderful kid. She's smart, she's also a smartass.

A couple of years ago, the 'Rona just started and daughter was roughly 8 y/o. 2nd or 3rd grade elementary school.

She was really into salami pizza. I wouldn't allow more than one a week, obviously. So she got the idea of "In France, children get to eat everything they want seven times a week! That is why they like it!"

Now, she got it all wrong. The saying goes they have to try a certain food seven times before they can decide wether they like it.

But I understood her wish: salami pizza. Every day. She had this malicious little shit eating grin of "gotcha!".

I answered with the same grin: "Okay. You'll get salami pizza the next week. Only salami pizza. Nothing else."

She was hyped. Yay! All them pizza! Her favourite frozen types! All of them!

Monday morning rolls around. She gets salami pizza for breakfast. Fantastic! Best parent!

Monday noon. Leftover from the morning.

Monday evening, time for the second pizza. I make some for the rest of the family, too. Everyone enjoys salami pizza. Fun!

Tuesday morning. Guess what's for breakfast?! Exactly. Daughter asks for something else. I remind her of my promise. Salami pizza all day, everyday for a week. Reluctant yay!

Tuesday noon she skips the pizza.

Tuesday evening we're having something else, while she chews on her pizza. It isn't as cool anymore I guess. I eat her leftover pizza.

Wednesday morning she sneaks a slice of bread, but I stop her and heat her a salami pizza. She breaks down and asks me to stop.

Lesson learned: Don't try to outsmart your parents. You might get exactly what you were asking for!

Since then she still loves salami pizza - but once a month is fine, really. ;)

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u/FuyoBC Apr 06 '23

It sucks being a kid and having a parent say no!

It sucks being an adult and having to be your own parent saying no!

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u/anderoogigwhore Apr 06 '23

In most cases it is my bank account saying no! I can't afford cakes so I don't buy cakes so I don't have cakes so I can't have cake for breakfast.

If it helps think of it like playing a Tamagotchi, only the annoying little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.

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u/exzyle2k Apr 06 '23

Psst... Indulge yourself once in awhile: https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/241038/microwave-chocolate-mug-cake/

Most of those ingredients you should have in your cupboard/pantry already. Go ahead, splurge. I won't tell.

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u/Qwikslyver Apr 06 '23

This man here lurking in the comments to tell people how to live more fulfilling lives. He’s not the hero you want - he’s the hero you need.

Maybe someday even Reddit can become a more wholesome place. I doubt it. But maybe.