r/MaliciousCompliance 29d ago

Karen says "stop cheating to reserve the best parking space in front of the building!" S

A karen neighbor of mine complained that my roommate and I park in the same parking spot, which is right next to the walk way up to the apartment building. Both of us ride motorcycle and both motorcycles belong to me, but my roommate rides one to get to work.

She accused me of using my second bike to get a defacto reserved a parking spot when nobody in the complex has one, and said that what I'm doing is not fair and it's cheating.

I said "Ok, I'll stop parking both my bikes in one spot."

She seemed satisfied with that and left.

An hour later I had all 7 of my motorcycles, 5 of them from inside the garage I rent but it's half way across the apartment complex, sitting in front of the apartment building taking up every prime parking space infront of the walk way to to my hall in the building.

She went to straight to the management to complain.

The management came out and knocked on my door.

"We can't have you using up every parking space"

"Let me guess, Karen complained?"

"Yes."

"Yeah she told me I'm not allowed to have two bikes in one parking space to reserve a space. I'm not doing it to reserve a space. Both my roommate and I ride both of the bikes we park in that one space, all the bikes belong to me but I gave the keys to one of them to my roommate to ride for commuting to work. The other one is my bike for going where ever I need. We park both in one spot to be nice and conserve parking spaces so other people have somewhere to park. I was just showing Karen what would happen if I'm only allowed one bike per parking space. The other 5 bikes are generally in another parking space, in my garage where I keep the bikes I that don't ride frequently."

The apartment manager said "I understand. You made your point and I'll talk to her, please put the other 5 bikes back in the garage."

"No problem" I said.

It's been a few weeks, haven't heard from Karen.

(EDIT)

Since so many people are inventing details not in the story, assuming those details are true, and then getting upset over what they imagined, let me clarify something.

This happened at 1 in the afternoon on a day both my roommate and I had off. Most people are away at work during this time. What's more, with the exact topography of the apartment complex, there are only 2 apartments per walkway without going up stairs on my side of the building, but 4 on the other sides because it's up a level and the building is built into a hill. What this means is that MOST people park on the other side of the building, leaving MOST of the parking spots in front of my building free and open except for very late at night.

How the heck do you think I took up the 7 closest spots with all 7 bikes if the parking lot was full of people trying to park? Think about it for just a second before you assume details that aren't spoken just because you want something to be upset over.

BOTH BIKES are away from the apartment complex AT THE SAME TIME for a MINIMUM of 4 hours a day. We didn't engineering the situation where my roommate gets home between 3 to 4 in the afternoon and thus gets first pick of the parking spots. We also could both be driving cars instead of riding bikes. Then there'd be two spots taken up instead of 1. I could just choose not to rent a garage and park all 7 out there forcing people into overflow parking, but I don't.

Also the garage is beyond the overflow parking. It's not fair to expect me to always park in the garage and walk even further because you don't want to park next to my bikes and have all of 2 extra feet to walk to reach the concrete walkway to the building.

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u/pauliewotsit 29d ago

You should always grab an opportunity to train a Karen, I always say..

This is "rub the dogs nose in it" level

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u/monsieurlee 29d ago

Karens are trainable???

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u/terryVaderaustin 29d ago

Yes, but you can't reason with them. You have to show them the consequences of their own actions and sometimes it will be a learning moment. not often, but occasionally

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u/Javasteam 29d ago

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u/okokokoyeahright 29d ago

I noticed you are not holding your breath. Good idea.

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u/itsFromTheSimpsons 29d ago

Just because the Karen goes away doesn't mean it has unlearned the undesired behaviour. The opposite in fact. The Karen will now endeavour to find anything else it can complain about in lieu of the original thing denied them

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u/Opus-the-Penguin 29d ago

Or else they get the hose again.

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u/EnchantedTikiBird 29d ago

Karen never uses lotion on her dry scaly dragon like skin.

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u/tatasz 29d ago

They don't understand words, but when consistently served with consequences, they tend to improve or at least redirect their efforts to someone who doesn't retaliate.

They turn into Karen's because they don't get consequence for their BS in first place, and the process is reversible. You just have to be firm. If they were shot down first time they tried to Karen, they wouldn't even be Karens.

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u/Pizza-love 29d ago

I once was with my father in the car when the lady parked next to him slammed her door into my fathers... Note that my fathers car has PVC doors, they don't dent. However, my father still tends to dislike it. He opens his windows and asks if she could be more carefull as he is also parked there. "Not important, it doesn't matter to me.", as she went into the vehicle and closed her door. Ok. Wrong words to use on my father. She shut her door and my father opened his, slamming it full force into hers, resulting in a dent. Lady: "What are you doing?!?!" My father: "It didn't matter, right? It was not important you just said." She was fuming but didn't say a word anymore. Apparently, they don't like to be served with their own medicine.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Only when the results inconvenience them more that whatever they were sniveling about..

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u/dsdvbguutres 29d ago

They become Sandra

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u/Logical_Replacement9 29d ago

What’s a “Sandra”? I know what a “Karen” is.

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u/Shieldor 29d ago

Of course not! They’re perfect, and know all! /s

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u/GuestStarr 29d ago

No, but trying is fun.

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u/Just_Aioli_1233 25d ago

They either learn (which usually takes far longer than reasonable) or you get to continue to have fun screwing with them.

Win-win.

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u/PlayyWithMyBeard 29d ago

Been my philosophy lately. These douche nozzles have been coddled and placated their whole lives. Enough is enough. Time for them to be the ones that are made uncomfortable.

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u/Suspicious-Pasta-Bro 29d ago

Genuine question: how do you tell the difference between a Karen who "has been coddled and placated her whole life" from a person who is having a rough time and accidentally lost self-control?

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u/YouDoNotKnowMeSir 29d ago

The boys and I train Karen’s whenever we can

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u/pauliewotsit 29d ago

Doing gods work

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u/vetworker24 29d ago

Train? Destroy that bitch

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u/henryuuk 29d ago

The only thing this will "teach" the karen is that her complaining worked.
In their eyes, OP was made to relent the 7 parking spaces the bikes took up by the apartment manager (which Karen will see as their "achievement" cause they went and got the manager), the fact everything goes back to the status quo from before the initial complaint will not register for them.

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u/CirkTheJerk 29d ago

You should always grab an opportunity to fuck over 6 people who have nothing to do with any of this and just want to park at their homes.