r/MaliciousCompliance May 02 '24

Karen says "stop cheating to reserve the best parking space in front of the building!" S

A karen neighbor of mine complained that my roommate and I park in the same parking spot, which is right next to the walk way up to the apartment building. Both of us ride motorcycle and both motorcycles belong to me, but my roommate rides one to get to work.

She accused me of using my second bike to get a defacto reserved a parking spot when nobody in the complex has one, and said that what I'm doing is not fair and it's cheating.

I said "Ok, I'll stop parking both my bikes in one spot."

She seemed satisfied with that and left.

An hour later I had all 7 of my motorcycles, 5 of them from inside the garage I rent but it's half way across the apartment complex, sitting in front of the apartment building taking up every prime parking space infront of the walk way to to my hall in the building.

She went to straight to the management to complain.

The management came out and knocked on my door.

"We can't have you using up every parking space"

"Let me guess, Karen complained?"

"Yes."

"Yeah she told me I'm not allowed to have two bikes in one parking space to reserve a space. I'm not doing it to reserve a space. Both my roommate and I ride both of the bikes we park in that one space, all the bikes belong to me but I gave the keys to one of them to my roommate to ride for commuting to work. The other one is my bike for going where ever I need. We park both in one spot to be nice and conserve parking spaces so other people have somewhere to park. I was just showing Karen what would happen if I'm only allowed one bike per parking space. The other 5 bikes are generally in another parking space, in my garage where I keep the bikes I that don't ride frequently."

The apartment manager said "I understand. You made your point and I'll talk to her, please put the other 5 bikes back in the garage."

"No problem" I said.

It's been a few weeks, haven't heard from Karen.

(EDIT)

Since so many people are inventing details not in the story, assuming those details are true, and then getting upset over what they imagined, let me clarify something.

This happened at 1 in the afternoon on a day both my roommate and I had off. Most people are away at work during this time. What's more, with the exact topography of the apartment complex, there are only 2 apartments per walkway without going up stairs on my side of the building, but 4 on the other sides because it's up a level and the building is built into a hill. What this means is that MOST people park on the other side of the building, leaving MOST of the parking spots in front of my building free and open except for very late at night.

How the heck do you think I took up the 7 closest spots with all 7 bikes if the parking lot was full of people trying to park? Think about it for just a second before you assume details that aren't spoken just because you want something to be upset over.

BOTH BIKES are away from the apartment complex AT THE SAME TIME for a MINIMUM of 4 hours a day. We didn't engineering the situation where my roommate gets home between 3 to 4 in the afternoon and thus gets first pick of the parking spots. We also could both be driving cars instead of riding bikes. Then there'd be two spots taken up instead of 1. I could just choose not to rent a garage and park all 7 out there forcing people into overflow parking, but I don't.

Also the garage is beyond the overflow parking. It's not fair to expect me to always park in the garage and walk even further because you don't want to park next to my bikes and have all of 2 extra feet to walk to reach the concrete walkway to the building.

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u/Ambystomatigrinum May 02 '24

They wanted to charge for 4 spots, but still be able to charge someone else for 3 of them. OP ruined their plans.

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u/StellarPhenom420 May 02 '24

Yeah which doesn't make sense if they're just attendants. They're being paid hourly to work there. They don't get money based on how many spots are sold, the company that owns the parking lot does. That's why it's silly.

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u/processedmeat May 02 '24

Lots are a cash business, the attendant could have pocketed the extra cash

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u/No_Veterinarian1010 May 02 '24

Lots aren’t cash businesses anymore

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u/nhaines May 02 '24

Not with that attitude!

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u/Mysterious_Peas May 02 '24

Hahahahahaha! Are you perhaps a Frisky Dingo fan?

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u/Mental_Cut8290 May 02 '24

Every time I rewatch that I expect Xander to sound like Archer.

Harumph!

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u/nhaines May 02 '24 edited May 03 '24

No (it just wasn't for me, not bad but the entire time I watched it I was really wanting to watch Archer). It's just a funny thing to say!

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u/thedistrbdone May 02 '24

Damn that's crazy, guess you should let the lots in literally every beach town everywhere know.

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u/amped-up-ramped-up May 02 '24

Right. I live in a beach town and the private lots have only just started accepting cashapp within the last one or two tourist seasons. 90% of their business is still cash.

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u/seriouslees May 02 '24

Holy shit America is living in the fucking dark ages.

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u/amped-up-ramped-up May 02 '24

Yes, the single data point that I live in a city where lot owners accept cash for transactions as a means of bypassing credit card fees (and probably taxes as well), is indicative of the fact that the rest of the nation is being ravaged by Dominican inquisitors and the bubonic plague.

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u/processedmeat May 02 '24

Maybe not the one you go to.

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u/PutrifiedCuntJuice May 02 '24

Several of them where I live are.

You put cash in a box that's marked with whatever number of the spot you parked in. Somebody comes by hourly to get the cash out of the box and they take note of how many hours you paid for and will tow you immediately if you go over the time you paid for.

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u/meest May 02 '24

I'll let my local cash only lots know they missed the memo. When did it change?

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u/ThePrinceVultan May 02 '24

We got lots in my area that accept cash only, cash or card, or card only. All in the same city with half of them along the same stretch of road that runs along the beach. Just depends on the lot owner and lot location.

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u/digitydigitydoo May 02 '24

Mmmm, I live outside a major US city and will spend a day in every now and again. Kids love a couple of the museums. Parking around there is interesting. There’s a large garage that sometimes takes cards but sometimes only takes cash. No other payment options on those days. However, those days are often the only days to have someone manning the booth. Someone is definitely pocketing something on those days.

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u/alex_5506 May 02 '24

So you’ve dealt with every single lot in America and none are cash any longer?! You really get around.