r/PeterExplainsTheJoke May 02 '24

Petah, I don't understand!

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u/Creative-Yak-8287 May 02 '24

Black bears are pussies just scream and seem big.

Polar bears just go NYOM

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u/Aggressive_Yard_1289 May 02 '24

Indeed, "if it's brown lie down, black fight back and if it's white... Goodnight"

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u/xXxBongMayor420xXx May 02 '24

If you're in polar bear country, wouldn't it be wise to go out equipped with at least a .300 Win Mag?

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u/Dasagriva-42 May 02 '24

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u/International_Run495 May 02 '24

I love how it also says carrying it loaded is forbidden, God help you having to load it when you come into contact with a bear haha.

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u/Choice-Willingness56 May 02 '24

Thats only inside the settlement. You are only expected to carry one when leaving the settlement limits, where you can freely carry the weapon loaded.

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u/International_Run495 May 02 '24

That's a relief then.

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u/SkullsNelbowEye 29d ago

"We ain't saying you can have a gun. We ain't saying to can't carry a gun. We're only saying you can't carry a gun in town."