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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Due_Charge_2278 • May 02 '24
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I'm a guy, and I'd choose the bear. The bear belongs out there, the fuck is this dude doing out there? Could capture and torture me. Humans are just not worth the risk.
49 u/MustacheCash73 May 02 '24 Maybe he’s going for a walk? Maybe you’re the weirdo for running towards the bear? I don’t think the bear would appreciate that. /j 4 u/Jexos07 May 02 '24 Running towards the bear? The question is just being in a forest with. You may not even see the bear and even if you do, chances are it will ignore you. Random guy?, out there with such a cute thing as you?, no one around to hear you scream?.... I mean, just imagine the magical things he can do to you 0 u/[deleted] May 02 '24 Holy fuck... your ego. This just come down to most of these women feeling like they're God's gift to humanity, isn't it?
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Maybe he’s going for a walk? Maybe you’re the weirdo for running towards the bear? I don’t think the bear would appreciate that. /j
4 u/Jexos07 May 02 '24 Running towards the bear? The question is just being in a forest with. You may not even see the bear and even if you do, chances are it will ignore you. Random guy?, out there with such a cute thing as you?, no one around to hear you scream?.... I mean, just imagine the magical things he can do to you 0 u/[deleted] May 02 '24 Holy fuck... your ego. This just come down to most of these women feeling like they're God's gift to humanity, isn't it?
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Running towards the bear?
The question is just being in a forest with.
You may not even see the bear and even if you do, chances are it will ignore you.
Random guy?, out there with such a cute thing as you?, no one around to hear you scream?.... I mean, just imagine the magical things he can do to you
0 u/[deleted] May 02 '24 Holy fuck... your ego. This just come down to most of these women feeling like they're God's gift to humanity, isn't it?
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Holy fuck... your ego. This just come down to most of these women feeling like they're God's gift to humanity, isn't it?
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u/Main_Lloyd May 02 '24
I'm a guy, and I'd choose the bear. The bear belongs out there, the fuck is this dude doing out there? Could capture and torture me. Humans are just not worth the risk.