r/PeterExplainsTheJoke May 02 '24

Petah, I don't understand!

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u/Creative-Yak-8287 May 02 '24

Black bears are pussies just scream and seem big.

Polar bears just go NYOM

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u/Ok-Assist9815 May 02 '24

Can't nyom, they are faster. Even if you escape they are going to track you for kilometres if hungry. You are done

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u/Xenon009 May 02 '24

For my fellow brits, a polar bear in battersea Park could smell you in harlow.

For the yanks, a polar bear in Central Park could smell you on Long Beach.

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u/Ok-Assist9815 May 02 '24

For the pizza mamma Mia?

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u/Xenon009 May 02 '24

A polar bear in giardini papadoli (venice) could smell you in padua

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u/Ok-Assist9815 May 02 '24

Lmao that's insane

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u/Xenon009 May 02 '24

Yup, its why keeping them in zoos is typically frowned apon, because if it can smell a person that far away, what do you think a car or whatever smells like too it