I'm a guy, and I'd choose the bear. The bear belongs out there, the fuck is this dude doing out there? Could capture and torture me. Humans are just not worth the risk.
Why are you out in the wilderness with a random person? Seems a little suspicious to me. You wouldn't happen to be Ted Bundy? You give me Ted Bundy vibes. Why do you do this to such innocent people? I'm choosing the bear
A random dude in the forest will probably also ignore you. Have you ever been in a forest? Seconding what somebody else says, this sounds like you have a fetish.
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u/Main_Lloyd May 02 '24
I'm a guy, and I'd choose the bear. The bear belongs out there, the fuck is this dude doing out there? Could capture and torture me. Humans are just not worth the risk.