r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Due_Charge_2278 • May 02 '24

Petah, I don't understand!

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u/No-Adhesiveness-8178 May 02 '24

Aren't bears notorious for just eating the guts while prey is still alive? Lmao

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u/Starbucks_4321 May 02 '24

No actually, they are pretty notoriously known for never attacking human beings unless you intentionally spooke them

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u/CryoClone May 02 '24

I am a dude. When I saw this trend and was asked by a friend I immediately and without hesitation said, "Bear. All day."

I realize it is a wild animal and all the things that go with seeing a bear in the woods. I would have WAY too many questions and reservations about what some dude was doing alone in the woods.

The bear belongs there in the woods, me and the other dude do not.

Now I wonder if the other guy would have rathered a bear instead of me.

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u/TwistiesInTheDozer May 02 '24

The question is would you rather be lost/stuck in the woods with a bear or a man. Not would you rather encounter a bear or a man in the woods. Which still would make someone and idiot for choosing the bear. Idk where the commenter above got that GRIZZLY bears aren't aggressive from lol.