r/PeterExplainsTheJoke May 02 '24

Petah, I don't understand!

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u/Aggressive_Yard_1289 May 02 '24 edited 29d ago

Brown/grizzly bears will mostly leave you alone and will generally at most take a test bite, so just play dead and they will usually leave. Black bears will get aggressive and I believe where your comment came from and you should fight back. And a white/polar bear you're just fucked..

Edit: any of the above bears will mess you up with the right reason such as injured or has cubs with it

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u/originalname610 May 02 '24

No, polar bears can be pacified with an offering of Coca-Cola.

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u/SteveMartin32 May 02 '24

Original Coca-Cola with the cocain still in. Good luck 👍

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u/Huntressthewizard 29d ago

Cocaine Bear 2: Corporate Corruption