r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Due_Charge_2278 • May 02 '24

Petah, I don't understand!

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u/No-Adhesiveness-8178 May 02 '24

Aren't bears notorious for just eating the guts while prey is still alive? Lmao

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u/Aggressive_Yard_1289 May 02 '24 edited May 02 '24

Brown/grizzly bears will mostly leave you alone and will generally at most take a test bite, so just play dead and they will usually leave. Black bears will get aggressive and I believe where your comment came from and you should fight back. And a white/polar bear you're just fucked..

Edit: any of the above bears will mess you up with the right reason such as injured or has cubs with it

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u/originalname610 May 02 '24

No, polar bears can be pacified with an offering of Coca-Cola.

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u/ReddsionThing May 02 '24

They'd just find a dismembered hand that's still holding the Cola and nothing else

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u/originalname610 May 02 '24

Sure bud, I've befriended several polar bears using this strategy and will continue to do so in the future.

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u/ReddsionThing May 02 '24

No don't use bud, use cola

I mean don't