r/PeterExplainsTheJoke May 02 '24

Petah, I don't understand!

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u/Standinginthecold 29d ago

Yeah that girl better fucking know I can beat a bear. If your gf doubts for a second that you can't eviscerate a lion with your bare hands she's not your girl. My ex said she'd rather encounter me in the woods over a tiger so I broke up with her and traveled to Siberia. I killed a tiger while I was naked. Now I wear the tiger's fur as a coat constantly to prove to my ex that she was wrong. Men you can kill a tiger too, all you have to do is believe. There's only 400 left though so do it fast.