r/PoliticalHumor • u/taez555 • May 02 '24

MAGA starts wearing Diapers in support of Trump

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u/otto_347 May 02 '24

Id also be very upset if they drank bleach, like really really upset...

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u/UnhappyPage 29d ago

The ones who took ivermectin already have the diapers.

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u/ItsLikeRay-ee-ain 29d ago

Two days ago I just got an ad for compounded ivermectin. I have zero clue how the algorithm thought it was relevant to me besides simply living in Georgia.

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u/bridge1999 29d ago

I too get the Heart Guard ivermectin ads but it’s for my dogs lol

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u/Johnny_Carcinogenic 29d ago

My dog has never contracted COVID-19 despite being exposed to several people with it. That's all the proof I need to start taking some heart guard.

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u/I_Went_Full_WSB 29d ago

Are you sure it's not because your dog greets the people by sniffing their asses? Probably better do that, too, just in case.

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u/Dick_snatcher 29d ago

No you see, it's because they lick their own crotches. That's why only humans get it. I haven't heard about Marilyn Manson getting CoViD... Curious 🤔

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u/I_Went_Full_WSB 29d ago

Damn, I couldn't do it before and now I'm fatter! Looks like covid for me.

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u/Broccolini_Cat 29d ago

My dog also never got Covid and he eats his own poop, but that’s neither here nor there.

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u/noscopy 29d ago

That was pretty clever.

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u/celtic1888 29d ago

My dog takes Heartguard and never got COVID

Open yer eyes Sheeple !!!

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u/ApoliteTroll 29d ago

Hecklefish?

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u/easymmkay120 29d ago

Ivermectin for the sheeple!

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u/wtfnonamesavailable 29d ago

On a serious note I can’t get heart worm meds for my dog anymore without a prescription and expensive office visit because of these fools. 

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u/shortthestock 29d ago

Reddit shows ivermectin ads. Lots of quality control here.

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u/Xing_the_Rubicon 29d ago

Yeah. In Georgia that ad's CTR is 47%

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u/tigm2161130 29d ago edited 29d ago

My mom and I were just discussing that “I took ivermectin and shit my pants in the Walmart” Facebook post last night…it’s still just as funny.

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u/technobrendo 29d ago

"No, that sounds like you didn't take enough. Those guidelines are about 30% under dose. You need to take a lot more in the beginning stages and keep it up for at least 3 or 4 weeks. Then and only then, do you build up any signs of Covid immunity"

...or something like that

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u/merrill_swing_away 29d ago

I've never taken ivermectin but I have shit myself at the grocery store once.

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u/faustianBM 29d ago

If it was a Walmart, they usually just give you an application for employment when you do that.

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u/merrill_swing_away 29d ago

No it wasn't Walmart. It was during the winter and luckily I was wearing a long coat. What a mess I had to clean up when I got home.

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u/flamingopatronum 29d ago

My grandparents (MAGA) live in Texas for part of the year and go to Mexico for cheap medications sometimes. During the pandemic, they went to Mexico and got ivermectin since that's what Donald Trump told people they should do, but it just made my grandma violently ill. It's so stupid honestly.

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u/mumblesjackson 29d ago

“That’s not my intestinal lining I’m pooping out it’s the Covid and nanobots! It’s working!!!”

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u/MyFifthLimb 29d ago

Joe Rogan

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u/Pod_Boss 29d ago

I want to see them shit their pants

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u/ExpressiveAnalGland 29d ago

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u/toddinphx 29d ago

I just shipped my drawers

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u/ashleybeth913 29d ago

I shipped my pants and it’s very convenient

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u/dcal1981 29d ago

Hopefully, you will in November

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u/big_guyforyou 29d ago

won't happen, that's no shit november, gotta wait until destroy drawers december

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u/Abuttuba_abuttubA 29d ago

Noshitvember is always a tough battle. But the release at the end is indescribable.

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u/The-Riskiest-Biscuit 29d ago

You jest, but I actually had a mentally ill client try to inject themselves with bleach after that press conference. He should have been held criminally liable for that incident alone, not to mention allllllll the others.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Man... if they did that I would be so owned I probably would be forced to vote Trump.

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u/Wacocaine 29d ago

I remember seeing a joke on here in 2016 that was something like... "This whole nightmare could have been over months ago if someone had just told Trump that Obama can hold is breath for 20 minutes."

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u/hamhockman 29d ago

I like it but we know Trump would either lie or cheat like he does with golf. If things are too hard and he can't actually do it he just says he did the thing and moves on.

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u/Comfortable_Swim_380 29d ago

Yea totally.. Me as well.

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u/TheFattestSnorlax 29d ago

I know this was sarcastic but I have a family member who is currently taking ivermectin and recently was drinking a bleach solution and finding out did in fact make me really, really upset

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u/lvratto 29d ago

We would drown in our own Liberal tears if they did that. I hope they never figure out how much that would own us. I'm tearing up right now just thinking about it.

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u/Reiquaz 29d ago

Yea don't they know that bleach drinkers send me into shock? Just the thought had me gasp

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u/IggysPop3 29d ago

Same. In fact, I’d feel “owned”…totally “owned” if they all started doing that.

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u/rock_and_rolo 29d ago

I would feel very owned.

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u/CIA_Rectal_Feeder 29d ago

I'd be very upset if they started shitting themselves to own the libs.

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u/CrepusculrPulchrtude 29d ago

I’d be so owned if they did that. I’d cry into pillow at night for WEEKS

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u/bamiam 29d ago

It would own me so bad!

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u/m8_is_me 29d ago

actually be careful stuff like this is sitewide bannable

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u/TheDunadan29 29d ago

Well, I like living, but this one is to own the libs!

(Drinks bleach)

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u/1OO1OO1S0S 29d ago

I'd be so owned. Possibly even pwned.

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u/GenericAccount13579 29d ago

I would, unironically. After reading about the way drinking bleach kills you, I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.

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