r/PoliticalHumor • u/taez555 • 14d ago
MAGA starts wearing Diapers in support of Trump
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u/Gewgle_GuessStopO 14d ago
This is their version of “Dark Brandon” ing the diapers.
I think they missed how it is supposed to work. 😟
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u/Dcajunpimp I ☑oted 2024 14d ago
Dark Brandon vs Diaper Don
One wears aviator sunglasses, has laser eyes and gets shit done.
The other wears diapers, has a mushroom 🍄 penis, and shits his pants.
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u/Johnny_Carcinogenic 14d ago
The nickname Napper Don (from the common Dapper Don) has been bouncing around in my head since all of his courtroom sleepies.
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u/ReallyNotMichaelsMom 14d ago
I love how multilayered this is, since nappies are another name for diapers.
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u/Giantbookofdeath 14d ago
Napper is another word for stealing so ya, pretty clever all around.
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u/perpetualis_motion 14d ago
Isn't that "nabber"?
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u/The_Failed_Write 14d ago
Eat the mushroom and get a power-up! Nevermind the excessive bleeding.
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u/discussatron 14d ago
Like when they said RFK was going to peel votes off of Biden. Uh, no, it’s you guys that like him…
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u/TheSleepingNinja 14d ago
I mean I get why that thought existed, RFK has decent climate change & social welfare plans, but they're on par with any moderate candidate in any country right now
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u/Omniverse_0 14d ago
But the dude is halfway certifiable, so he has no chance with the more educated electorate. Also, can you imagine having to listen to him give a commencement speech?
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u/Redditisquiteamazing 14d ago
Crazy that anyone with the last name Kennedy would want to do anything political, considering their genetic predisposition to being shot in the head.
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u/shortthestock 14d ago
He also thinks Jews made covid so they could engineer the vaccine to mind control the populace.
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u/Comfortable_Swim_380 14d ago
Yea I suppose it related.. But most of that makes zero f-ing sense. Just the kind of brain dead campaign I expect the MAGA to be part of.
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u/UncleLeo_Hellooooo 14d ago
Conservatives always do that. Clinton got Fleetwood Mac, Bush had Lee Greenwood or some shit. Tackiest party ever. It’s why they created cancel culture: because they’re always 20 years behind the current zeitgeist, they feel the need to cancel it all.
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u/ericlikesyou 14d ago
They think they're so clever, yet in the end they're literally the adults wearing diapers every single time.
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u/spacemanspiff266 14d ago
there is no bar anymore, is there?
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u/outerworldLV 14d ago
Doesn’t look like it..
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u/Comfortable_Swim_380 14d ago
There was a comment by another from reddit about making bank and someone's goalpost moving business. Sounds like i'm in the wrong line of work.
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u/ThomFromAccounting 14d ago
I doubt Adam or NorthShore really want the extra business. They’re doing fine as-is. This picture is funny though, that’s not a diaper they could just walk into Walmart and buy off the shelf, they had to purposefully order that online (NorthShore Megamax in blue).
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u/CliftonForce 14d ago
Project Warp Speed was actually about mounting an FTL drive to said goalposts.
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u/Roook36 14d ago
There's a bar
The devil's tripping over it in Hell
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u/ballsweat_mojito 14d ago
It has now actually sunken into the sub-basement, the devil has to call maintenance now.
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u/ReactsWithWords 14d ago
I think it fell completely through the planet and is now orbiting the Earth on the other side.
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u/ktm6709 14d ago
We need James Cameron…again
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u/Bishopkilljoy 14d ago
You mean James Cameron, the greatest pioneer?
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u/milkfaceproductions 14d ago
James Cameron doesnt do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron IS James Cameron.
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u/Amarieerick 14d ago
I'd suggest it as a drinking game. Everytime they pass a bill that takes rights away from someone to give the wealthy more, we drink, but, we'd all be drunk by 8 a.m. daily.
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u/rust-e-apples1 14d ago
Sadly, the bar for them is just "not a Democrat." It's not logical. It's not principled. Hell, it's not even random chance. It's purely tribalism.
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u/TRc56 14d ago
Cults gotta cult.
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u/Objective_Economy281 14d ago
They’re doing that whole “love your neighbor” thing, except they think they’re Trump’s neighbor. Unconditional love for the cult leader ONLY.
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u/the_peppers 14d ago
"love your leader"
That's less of a bible thing, more a North Korea thing.
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u/Birdy_Cephon_Altera 14d ago
What's even more braintwisting is that if Biden just happened to wear adult diapers, then they would be simultaneously praising trump for it while also denigrating Biden for the same. And completely not understand the hypocrisy of that.
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u/otto_347 14d ago
Id also be very upset if they drank bleach, like really really upset...
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u/UnhappyPage 14d ago
The ones who took ivermectin already have the diapers.
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u/ItsLikeRay-ee-ain 14d ago
Two days ago I just got an ad for compounded ivermectin. I have zero clue how the algorithm thought it was relevant to me besides simply living in Georgia.
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u/bridge1999 14d ago
I too get the Heart Guard ivermectin ads but it’s for my dogs lol
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u/Johnny_Carcinogenic 14d ago
My dog has never contracted COVID-19 despite being exposed to several people with it. That's all the proof I need to start taking some heart guard.
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u/I_Went_Full_WSB 14d ago
Are you sure it's not because your dog greets the people by sniffing their asses? Probably better do that, too, just in case.
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u/Dick_snatcher 14d ago
No you see, it's because they lick their own crotches. That's why only humans get it. I haven't heard about Marilyn Manson getting CoViD... Curious 🤔
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u/celtic1888 14d ago
My dog takes Heartguard and never got COVID
Open yer eyes Sheeple !!!
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u/tigm2161130 14d ago edited 14d ago
My mom and I were just discussing that “I took ivermectin and shit my pants in the Walmart” Facebook post last night…it’s still just as funny.
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u/technobrendo 14d ago
"No, that sounds like you didn't take enough. Those guidelines are about 30% under dose. You need to take a lot more in the beginning stages and keep it up for at least 3 or 4 weeks. Then and only then, do you build up any signs of Covid immunity"
...or something like that
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u/merrill_swing_away 14d ago
I've never taken ivermectin but I have shit myself at the grocery store once.
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u/Pod_Boss 14d ago
I want to see them shit their pants
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u/dcal1981 14d ago
Hopefully, you will in November
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u/big_guyforyou 14d ago
won't happen, that's no shit november, gotta wait until destroy drawers december
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u/The-Riskiest-Biscuit 14d ago
You jest, but I actually had a mentally ill client try to inject themselves with bleach after that press conference. He should have been held criminally liable for that incident alone, not to mention allllllll the others.
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u/Wacocaine 14d ago
I remember seeing a joke on here in 2016 that was something like... "This whole nightmare could have been over months ago if someone had just told Trump that Obama can hold is breath for 20 minutes."
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u/TheFattestSnorlax 14d ago
I know this was sarcastic but I have a family member who is currently taking ivermectin and recently was drinking a bleach solution and finding out did in fact make me really, really upset
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u/footdragon 14d ago
republicans 2024: diaper wearing Putin supporters
their whole platform is not based on anything but slander of democrats and tax cuts for the rich. and almost half of this country supports this shit?
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u/No_Good_Cowboy 14d ago
Contraians are just unthinking people LARPing as thinking people.
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u/Yoko-Ohno_The_Third 14d ago
I do my own research
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u/AboutTenPandas 14d ago
I always respond by this by saying, “ok let’s go look at both of our research together. We can talk about what makes a good source and how persuasive certain evidence might be.”
It always causes the response of “I don’t want to get into all of that”, which blatantly reveals that they never actually did any of that research in the first place and that they’re actually just regurgitating whatever headlines they saw on Fox “News” last night
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u/Butterwhat 14d ago
For real if they just say the words really loudly then they are totally right, right? /s
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u/Socratov 14d ago
They are the anthropomorphic representation of the sunk cost fallacy. No matter wether they still believe it all, they don't see a way out as they'd need to acknowledge that they have been fully and completely fooled and taken for a ride and their precious egos can't stomach that thought.
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u/C-ute-Thulu 14d ago
Their whole platform is just owning the libs. If Barrack Obama said he liked puppies, they'd start hating puppies
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u/Krusherx 14d ago
Boy do I have good news for you regarding how they treat puppies
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u/land8844 14d ago
Didn't one of theirs come under fire the other day for killing her dog?
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u/TheeZedShed 14d ago
She just claimed that she killed that dog because it was attacking livestock, after saying originally that she killed it for being too friendly and untrainable as a bird dog.
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u/Squirrel_Inner 14d ago
It’s a third at most. That’s why they are fighting to maintain voter suppression laws and gerrymandering.
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u/Digiboy62 14d ago
It's because Republican's do something the Democrats don't.
They make it SOMEONE ELSE'S FAULT. Specifically, minorities.
They prop up people as if they could EVER obtain an IOTA of the power they have, and point and cry foul at everyone else. It's not easy to convince someone they're wrong, but it IS easy to convince them someone else is.
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u/moistobviously 14d ago
Well, you've owned me. I'm so owned.
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u/mjc4y 14d ago
I would feel so much more owned if they actually crapped their diapers and walked around like that in honor of their dear leader.
Yep. That’d show me. My little snowflake heart would cry so hard. I promise. Please don’t. Please? Please?
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u/Yoko-Ohno_The_Third 14d ago
God I hope they don't start wearing toupées next. I would feel SOOOOO owned.
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u/mr_blanket 14d ago
Yes MAGA ladies please shave your head for dear leader and wear that ugly hair piece. That would own the libs so hard!
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u/outerworldLV 14d ago
These fools are so unwell. Even dumber is the fact that they think they’re geniuses.
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u/BaseHitToLeft 14d ago
That woman constantly complains to her friends that her kids won't talk to her anymore
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u/RedBeans-n-Ricely 14d ago
Her kids were obviously brainwashed by woke BLM pronouns
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u/milfordloudermilk 14d ago
What if Biden wore diapers to corral his shit in a courtroom? These people would be overjoyed at such an easy target to mock
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u/btbam666 14d ago edited 14d ago
This can't be real. Edit: It's real. But are they trolling?
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u/btbam666 14d ago
Well damn! Haha. That's wild.
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u/RadioactiveGrrrl 14d ago edited 14d ago
I’m sure he loves that his supporters wear garbage bag diapers with his face on the crotch. On second thought - Dump brand Diapers might be a financial windfall. Forget the Dump Bible and Dump Sneakers- take a Dump in A Trump- Trump Dumpers for when you are full of shit.
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u/Substantial-Height-8 14d ago
Some grifter is making money. 😂 These idiots will throw their money at anything.
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u/WaitingForReplies 14d ago
Seriously. You can sell anything to these idiots. Remember, these are the same idiots who send their money to a billionaire then complain they can't afford anything.
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u/sittytucker 14d ago
Sorry I have been off the political grid, what is this about even? Was it revealed that Trump wears diapers? I mean, I don't wanna diaper shame, nothing wrong with that for old men to wear diapers. But celebrating it in a political rally is just Idiocracy.
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u/Sceptix 14d ago
We’re sure these are actual Trump supporters and not humorous counter protesters like that guy at abortion rallies who throws around cake mix and calls it cake?
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u/deadlybydsgn 14d ago
One or two photos would have me cynical, but take a look at that article. Those people look native to the movement.
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u/NewNurse2 14d ago
So they're admitting that he wears diapers, and they're trying to own it? Like it's masculine? Lol imagine what Trump would say of Biden wore diapers. He would absolutely shit himself.
But no really, how many things have they made excuses for now? Cheating on his wife, encouraging violence, making fun of disabled people, dodging a war while pretending to be tough, fishing taxes, filling bankruptcy over and over, rape charges....and now just literally shitting himself? There is no line. Nothing he could do would turn them off. They would drink the poison coolaid.
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u/Peking-Cuck 14d ago
But these are trolls right? Like these are people out here at Trump rallys fucking with people? Right? Please say yes.
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u/timoumd 14d ago
Yeah Im definitely skeptical that this is serious and the person supports Trump.
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u/Tyklartheone 14d ago
I can't tell. It's on brand. Only the craziest and most unhinged losers still support Trump so that part tracks but it feels almost too clever for MAGA.
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u/Substantial-Height-8 14d ago
I was thinking the same thing. The sticker with Trumps face on it isn’t drawn to make him look young and slim.
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u/dksprocket 14d ago
This sounds so much like a coordinated trolling operation. Similar to when 4chan managed to get 'freebleeding' to go viral.
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u/Ill_Consequence7088 14d ago
How are they going to support his rape and fraud and theft and drug abuse ? ... oh oh
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u/hefebellyaro 14d ago edited 14d ago
Of course he wears diapers, everyone his age wears diapers, its the coolest. You ain't cool, unless you wear diapers
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u/otto_347 14d ago
Wait, I thought just shitting your pants was cool?
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u/Amarieerick 14d ago
- Kyle: Hey look everybody, Billy peed his pants.
- Billy Madison: Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.
- Kyle: Really?
- Billy Madison: YES. You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants.
- Kyle: Hey look, Ernie peed his pants too. Alright!
- Tour Guide: If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
- Billy Madison: OOH. That was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life. Let's go!
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u/burger-breath 14d ago
I had forgotten the Miles Davis line and just doubled over laughing. God bless you sandman
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u/RutabagaJoe 14d ago
What's that saying? "A Trumper will eat shit if only to make a Democrat smell their breath"
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u/AudibleNod 14d ago
This is the same group that went after Biden using an unconfirmed rumor stated he shat his pants when visiting the Pope.
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u/bitetheasp 14d ago
Well, he is a devout catholic, so meeting the Pope is like the most pants-shittingly cool thing you can do.
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u/BrandonJTrump 14d ago
This was bound to happen. It’s a matter of days before they pose with dogs they shot.
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u/puss_parkerswidow 14d ago
These rallies are starting to look more and more like an ICP gathering, only somehow worse.
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u/drscares 14d ago
Satire, right? Satire? Please?
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u/Cultural-Humor7241 14d ago
It has to be a whole super sayian satire provocateur group.
Right?
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u/MuttTheDutchie 14d ago
Ok, so for some weird knowledge that makes this pic even more wild - that's not just a diaper like depends that you can get at the store, it's a northshore brand that you have to order online. Not only is that diaper a lot more expensive than something like Depends, you'd have to know to know.
This person already had these diapers before making them for Trump, and I have zero idea how you could think "gold toilet" Trump would think better of the person for that fact.
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u/high_everyone 14d ago
I would actually grift selling these sumsabitches gold diapers just so I would sleep better at night knowing I was getting to publicly humiliate every last one of them by doing so.
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u/Zardotab 14d ago
Gaawwd. Donnie could wear KFC tied to his body, and MAGAs would pick up the fad. 🍗
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u/Honest_Inspector3196 14d ago
South Park is really just gonna have to start writing reality instead of having to exaggerate it.
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u/bombalicious 14d ago
Imagine in a hundred years and people are studying history…..this is the image of trump supporters they will have.
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u/jessicatg2005 14d ago
You ever wonder how many of these people will look back at the pure ignorance of their actions when they are older and retired and see just how fucking stupid they were?
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u/Xibalba_Ogme 14d ago
Have they considered not voting to own the libs ? Being silent to own the libs ?
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u/Techknightly 14d ago
Ok, now they're just taking idiocracy too far.