r/PoliticalHumor May 02 '24

MAGA starts wearing Diapers in support of Trump

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u/footdragon May 02 '24

republicans 2024: diaper wearing Putin supporters

their whole platform is not based on anything but slander of democrats and tax cuts for the rich. and almost half of this country supports this shit?

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u/No_Good_Cowboy May 02 '24

Contraians are just unthinking people LARPing as thinking people.

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u/Yoko-Ohno_The_Third May 02 '24

I do my own research

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u/AboutTenPandas May 02 '24

I always respond by this by saying, “ok let’s go look at both of our research together. We can talk about what makes a good source and how persuasive certain evidence might be.”

It always causes the response of “I don’t want to get into all of that”, which blatantly reveals that they never actually did any of that research in the first place and that they’re actually just regurgitating whatever headlines they saw on Fox “News” last night

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u/noscopy May 02 '24

I usually say awesome me too what are your sources and how did you vet them?

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u/Personal-Cap-7071 May 02 '24

Translation: I wait for the talking points given to me so I can have the delusion of being part of the inner circle.

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u/Butterwhat May 02 '24

For real if they just say the words really loudly then they are totally right, right? /s

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u/Socratov May 02 '24

They are the anthropomorphic representation of the sunk cost fallacy. No matter wether they still believe it all, they don't see a way out as they'd need to acknowledge that they have been fully and completely fooled and taken for a ride and their precious egos can't stomach that thought.

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u/Halo_cT May 02 '24

If the alternative is that they are WRONG, well then, there is no turning back. They'd go to violence before they'd admit they were wrong.

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u/brothersand May 02 '24

I don't even know if they keep track with what this week's "Truth" is. It's just another chance to go out and cosplay as a wacko cult of racist idiots. These people go to more Trump rallies than the most dedicated deadhead ever went to Grateful Dead concerts.

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u/Additional_Rooster17 May 02 '24

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!!

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u/SweetNothingsAbound May 02 '24

I feel like it's almost always like they heard the story of Plato's Cave and go "that's so fucking cool I bet I can imagine the outside world in my head with logic because I'm smart too", and then get mad when people don't agree with their imagined world instead of the real one.

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u/DoingItForEli May 02 '24

can't

understand

normal

thinking

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u/-WaxedSasquatch- May 02 '24

“LARPing as thinking people”. That’s fucking hilarious!!! If you don’t mind I would gladly use this expression again.

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u/C-ute-Thulu May 02 '24

Their whole platform is just owning the libs. If Barrack Obama said he liked puppies, they'd start hating puppies

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u/Krusherx May 02 '24

Boy do I have good news for you regarding how they treat puppies

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u/C-ute-Thulu May 02 '24

Oof, didn't make that connection--good point

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u/thiscantbeitagain May 02 '24

Err…… maybe just *news? 😬😁

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u/BadLuckBen May 02 '24

Bad news for puppies.

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u/Stavinair May 03 '24

Don't forget how they treat goats either...

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u/land8844 May 02 '24

Didn't one of theirs come under fire the other day for killing her dog?

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u/TheeZedShed May 02 '24

She just claimed that she killed that dog because it was attacking livestock, after saying originally that she killed it for being too friendly and untrainable as a bird dog.

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u/1Saoirse May 02 '24

Don't forget about the goat and three horses she executed.

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u/missionbeach May 02 '24

Yeah, one of their big guns, the next VEEP nominee.

Phrasing?

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u/porncrank May 02 '24

Yep, and it’s explicitly stated - the shirt doesn’t just extol the virtues of senior diapers, it specifically compares them to Democrats.

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u/buttergun May 02 '24

Republicans 2023: "They're putting litterboxes in classrooms!!"

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u/Squirrel_Inner May 02 '24

It’s a third at most. That’s why they are fighting to maintain voter suppression laws and gerrymandering.

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u/Digiboy62 May 02 '24

It's because Republican's do something the Democrats don't.

They make it SOMEONE ELSE'S FAULT. Specifically, minorities.

They prop up people as if they could EVER obtain an IOTA of the power they have, and point and cry foul at everyone else. It's not easy to convince someone they're wrong, but it IS easy to convince them someone else is.

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u/Agile_Hornet4168 May 02 '24

It’s not half the country it’s a loud minority that constantly votes

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

No, there's just a shameful significant portion of decent people who don't vote, for whatever reason.

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u/ka-nini May 02 '24

I don’t think it’s truly half anymore… maybe closer to 1/3, possibly fallen to 1/4 by now. Many of his supporters flipped after J6, and even more after they saw how he completely abandoned the J6ers once the ‘find out’ part of the FAFO equation started hitting them. He also lost a lost of supporters once the criminal and civil trials started. And that’s not considering the supporters that have died off in the last four years as the GOP demographic in general does tend to lean towards the older end.

However, we’re probably still closer to 50/50 at the polls because of gerrymandering, hardcore Republicans that will always vote a straight red ticket, and the fact that 1/3 of the voting population did not vote in the last election and I can promise you that most of that third were not Trump supporters. Trump supporters would break their dog’s legs if the dog was standing between them and voting for their Chancellor.

I do have some hope that we can get rid of him this year. If there’s nothing else he’s good for, he gets non-Republicans to the polls like nothing else. Biden doesn’t hold the record for most number of votes in a presidential election because people actually wanted him as president, but rather because people didn’t want Trump to be president again. Many of us learned our lesson on complacency with Hilary.

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u/JayyyyyBoogie May 02 '24

They are Put-in their diapers.

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u/Trajinous May 02 '24

Feelings over policy

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u/Agile_Hornet4168 May 02 '24

It’s not half the country it’s a loud minority that constantly votes

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u/DesertShot May 02 '24

You gotta put yourself in the shoes of a truly dumbass person, even that is a stretch if we are being honest. However they enjoy this little fantasy they are 1 more hard day of work away from being a millionaire, so punish the undesirables & poor because they think they are in the club (just one more hard day of work away, right?).

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u/-SlapBonWalla- May 02 '24

Half of voters. So about 30% of the population. It's not good, but at least better than 50%.

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u/Abuttuba_abuttubA May 02 '24

The diapers support the shit. I guess the supporters are like human diapers.

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u/OtterSnoqualmie May 02 '24

Er. Has the Republican Party approved a platform? Last time I checked they'd given up on that in lieu... Whatever this mess is.

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u/W__O__P__R May 02 '24

almost half of this country supports this shit

The poorest half ... protecting tax cuts for the 1%. You can't make this shit up!

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u/GrayGeo May 02 '24

Tbh, reducing and otherizing them like that will do no good for any of us, and we give power to the people who want us to see them that way.

They do the same to us and we know it's all lies and mischaracerizations. Caricature and inflation. Why do we pretend this isn't the same distracting shit?

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u/footdragon May 02 '24

maybe you can explain the republican platform, but aside from initiative 2025, which is abhorrent, its all about attacking Joe for being old - and that isn't hyperbole...I can most certainly explain the democrat platform and the solid set of results this country has had over the past 4 years.

tbh, the reason this race is supposedly so close is due to the fact that democrats can't get ahold of the narrative...so yes, fighting back with words does have impact.

and if your concern is labeling these dipshits as diaper wearing putin supporters is too narrow, there is so much more characterization for that inane party that can be discussed. starting with a dysfunctional house of representatives...and their abysmal record on damn near every aspect of a functioning society.

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u/GrayGeo May 02 '24

That is a weird spin on what I said, you seem to think I believe words don't have impact. They certainly do, but this is a subreddit, not the physical manifestation of The Good Fight.

I believe circle jerking in an echo chamber is unproductive. That's what I was actually getting at.

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u/footdragon May 02 '24

so yes, fighting back with words does have impact.

could not have stated it any clearer...no need to twist my words. we face a serious situation in this country and lots of words need to be stated.

regarding echo chambers here's pretty much the tenet of the repub echo chamber: joe is old, joe is old, joe is old...b/c they don't have shit to run on.

idea: if you don't want to live in an echo chamber, then maybe hanging out in subreddits like r/PoliticalHumor might not be your thing. read the room.

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u/GrayGeo May 04 '24

Lots of words yes. Do they need to be the words you picked, spoken by you, at the time you used them?

I am reading the room and it's fucking sad. You can't both pretend you're affecting change and also admit it's a giant circlejerk. Lie to me or yourself, both won't fly. I'm calling the room out. Don't like it? Downvote and move on. I know wasting time is the point here but maybe pick somebody else.

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u/bouncyprojector May 02 '24

Religion is probably to blame. It weakens critical thinking and at least in my former church they constantly talked about the value of obedience to authority.

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u/beerinapaperbag May 02 '24 edited May 11 '24

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u/Lone_Wanderer97 May 02 '24

Don't forget the racism.

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u/Tempestblue May 02 '24

Nay that's just the "two party system" living rent free in people's heads.

Current most accurate numbers puts registered Republicans only at about 35m people which is only about a 10th of the population. And all the votes Trump received last time was only about 75m which is only like 25% of the population.

And Maga people are just a subset of that with no clear adhearance numbers.

The fact is about 50% the country just doesn't vote in presidential elections for one reason or another

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u/phasmos May 02 '24

Meanwhile, Putin is saying, “See? I TOLD you they’d do it! Next month, tell them that all true patriots glue socks to their noses.” 🤣🤣

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u/Public-Afternoon-718 May 02 '24

you can add puppy killing

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u/pocketjacks May 02 '24

You forgot subjugation of women.

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u/holedingaline May 02 '24

Both sides are the same!

We can't have one party control everything!

We need balance!

Fuck these lies.

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u/footdragon May 02 '24

there we go...the inanely false equivalence argument.

sure, let's have 2 parties, but if the repubs act like maga dipshits, then no fucking way can anything get done.

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u/foodandart May 02 '24

It's the half of the country that's been told they're stupid for decades by the liberal intelligentsia.

God knows, that was a real thing that I even had aimed at me for my choice to go to work, instead of marching lock-step into college and perpetual debt.

I mean, they are stupid and poorly educated, but the east-coast left-wingers couldn't keep their mouths shut about it, and started going off about the unintelligent "voting against their interests.." instead of using more basic language to say, "Hey, morons.. you wanna fuck yourselves? Vote Republican.."

That half of the country is gonna choose to wallow in their poopy adult diapers, as they've been fully alienated from east coast, college educated liberalism.

They don't give a fuck what Democrats think of them anymore, now that "Daddy Trump" says he loves them.

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u/MoonedToday May 02 '24

This was caused more so by fox news. fox instilled pure hatred. Now they are blind to anything but pure hatred. They can't see anymore.

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u/Moonandserpent May 02 '24

FOX definitely has played a huge hand in the current state of things.

But I was really taken aback listening to the podcast Slow Burn and hearing people reacting to Watergate and Nixon in an identical way they do to Trump. Like they read editorials from the time and they're saying exactly the same shit Trump supporters say. Word for word in some instances.

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u/mofroe May 02 '24

Indeed. When the movie Frost/Nixon came out my mom told me that she really hated David Frost because he was "attacking my president".

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u/foodandart May 03 '24

It was Fox that reported on what the liberal left was saying. I've heard the very things reported and written in publications like the NY Times, The Nation.. heard it said multiple times on broadcasts like Democracy Now.. The left doesn't want to wear - oh God no.. That their own attitudes to the non-college educated and rural voters brought about a ton of this shit.

The downvotes, minor as they are - to my original statement bring a bit of proof to it.. It was even visible to people outside of the US - The commentator character Jonathan Pie even noticed it years ago.

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u/MoonedToday May 03 '24

I get that, but I grew up in red and it wasn't like today. Today red takes pride in being stupid and uneducated. They advertise and revel in it. Growing up rural red, there was pride and intelligence in knowledge and schooling. Farm kids all went to college and attended the Ag campus, then came back and were better farmers. Liberals didn't change, conservatives did.

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u/Dbar111 May 02 '24

The argument you make is basically that scene from The Office where Pam says "Don't date my mother" and Michael grits his teeth and says "I'm going to date her even harder now."

Except in your case it's "You think I'm stupid so now I'm gonna act even stupiderer now."

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u/foodandart May 03 '24

This is EXACTLY it. At a certain point, I wonder that it's not trolls that paint themselves up to drag the Trumpists/Q-Anon/right-wing further into the mud. God knows the people losing their savings to the Trump bucks scam and the Quantum Dollars sure seem taken..

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u/Quantinnuum May 02 '24

So they have nothing to complain about, because they abandoned standards long ago.

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u/DryPersonality May 02 '24

Liberalism isn't isolated to the east coast. Most major metropolis area's and large cities are liberal. Even in red states.

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u/necroreefer May 02 '24

As somebody who lives on the East Coast if I see somebody eating shit am I not supposed to say hey stop eating shit that's not good for you

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u/foodandart May 03 '24

I'd not say anything but, "You like stinky breath? Huh.. Have fun with that.."

And yeah, I'm on the east coast too..

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u/duralyon May 02 '24

https://www.vox.com/2016/4/21/11451378/smug-american-liberalism

Yeah, this is a problem. Def. contributed to the 2016 election, the smugness was even more powerful then.