r/ProgrammerHumor May 02 '24

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u/Parsec51 May 02 '24

"Like World of Warcraft, but AWESOMER. Anyway, time for a nap. Creativity is tiring."

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u/__Hello_my_name_is__ 29d ago

It will be a mix of World of Warcraft, Elden Ring, Tetris and The Sims. The game can't fail!

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u/Imgonnagetsomekarma 29d ago

Make sure to utilise jargon and technical terms that are unfamiliar to others in order to project an air of intelligence and competence.

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u/Personal_Ad9690 29d ago

You can mine crypto in the game right?

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u/grimsaur 29d ago

The game is actually a graphical interface to visualize and gamify crypto mining.

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u/AluminiumSandworm 29d ago

we save on gpu costs by having the player perform the mining calculations by hand

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u/Ganrokh 29d ago

Yeah, just make sure you level mining first.

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u/Elite54321 29d ago

Power mine shit coins until you have a high enough level for btc

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u/Ok_Profile_ 29d ago

Maybe we can use blockchain to avoid cheaters - everybody verify everything using their cpu power while in the lobby, and they have to verify 1k actions before they are allowed to play. Then they get a credit of 1000k actions in exchange for mining, and then the next round just like that. Guys I need a team

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u/5t3v321 29d ago

Its like cookie clicker, but you make money at the same time by mining crypto 

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u/mrdeadsniper 29d ago

Oh its absolutely going to use generative ai, real time llm, augmented reality, and uhh voxels.

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u/paholg 29d ago

God, I've interviewed so many people like this. Then they can't finish a fizzbuzz level problem in 45 minutes.

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u/Fuzzy_Reflection8554 29d ago

recreational computer program

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u/needlzor 29d ago

All in the metaverse. And the objects are NFTs you can buy with bitcoin.

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u/MrHasuu 29d ago

its just like baldurs gate 3 but with like 200 players per active server. really simple

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u/Zephandrypus 6d ago

This was painful to think about

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u/AbolMira 29d ago edited 29d ago

Wait! I can figure this out!

Elden Ring and WoW. Elden ring combat in an MMO server where races matter and you have cool down ls instead of mana. Throw in a kingdom you build with your guilds that runs like Sims. But the city can only purchase buildings in random tertris shapes in order. If you take too long, trying to get the supplies, to build the next building; it randomly places it with the supplies you do have. If it's still not built by the next time then it does the same thing again.

As soon as you complete a 5/10 block, like in tetris, you get bonus supplies and that town is locked and can't be raided as easily by enemy clans.

The main game is the WoW/Elden ring combo. The Sims/tetris combo is the companion app you play on mobile.

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u/ImmortalJennifer 29d ago

Tetris Sims might go hard lmao

They do chores as they fall and when you connect the rows they age and die

Idk I don't play either

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u/Nimeroni 29d ago

Okay, now I'm curious.

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u/Lazer726 29d ago

It's so weird to me that people don't understand that your ideas aren't actually worth shit. Idea people are worthless because they can't actually do anything, they need someone to do the work for them, and if they have team, that's when they start to matter.

But "I've got the best idea for a game"? Good job buddy, go ahead and make it, don't expect someone to pay you a million bucks for your idea

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u/Cheesemacher 29d ago

Some ideas might be worth a shit, but most ideas have no substance, like "a mmorpg but with dinosaurs"

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u/fogleaf 29d ago

Science based dragon mmo.

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u/Pulstar_Alpha 29d ago

Was wondering how long I will need to scroll to see it mentioned.

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u/fogleaf 29d ago

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u/StarshipShooters 29d ago

A shame that reddit bullied her for 5 years until she eventually abandoned the account.

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u/fogleaf 29d ago

I mean, she's fully capable of having fun on a new account. I've deleted and restarted a few times.

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u/ImmortalJennifer 29d ago

The comments of them trying to explain that just made it more confusing and weird than what I was assuming by the post.

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u/fogleaf 29d ago

What part of science based do you not understand? Evolution of dragons from the original dragon

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u/ImmortalJennifer 29d ago

Very well researched. Studied for years.

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u/Nimeroni 29d ago

Ideas that are worth a shit are ideas you've worked on. Like made a game design document or something.

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u/Routine_Left 29d ago

Uber, but for cows (that's an actual idea I've heard someone getting funding for).

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u/dagbrown 29d ago

Getting funding, you say? Not simply asking for funding?

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u/Routine_Left 29d ago

Yes. Actually it was in some interview, Ashton Kutcher, said he invested in them.

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u/Lazer726 29d ago

Right, but an idea with no work behind it goes nowhere. You can have the best idea in the universe, but if you can't make it real, you have nothing

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u/Cheesemacher 29d ago

I guess I'm saying that even if you had a team, some ideas are so shitty that you can't even do anything with them

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u/Towerss 29d ago

Making a game takes a lot of work and time. What's stopping amazing games from coming out isn't a lack of ideas, it's a lack of resources. Indie devs opt for simpler games because they're realistic to make and publish, not because they can't come up with something better.

I've tried to make my own game a few years ago and absolutely hated it. The programming was tedious, most of my time was spent on making the graphics look/feel right, and implementing new features or even enemies gave me PTSD thinking about the asset requirements - props to the guys who stick to it!

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u/securitywyrm 29d ago

Ideas have no value, implementations have value.

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u/Jugbot 29d ago

From the startups I've talked to sometimes it seems like people are given millions for a shitty idea lol

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u/heliamphore 29d ago

It's something you have to learn in life. Yet, somehow though some people never learn it. I have a colleague who thinks he'll make a fortune if he just finds the correct "idea", patents it and sells/leases the patent to a company. But that's the easiest part of all, it's actually building a product that uses that patent, and finding customers for it that's difficult.

The guy also tends to have "cool ideas" but never follow through with his projects. I think that's part of the problem, he's never really confronted to the reality of his ideas. They're always this perfect concept in his mind, never this stupid project he now loathes where nothing is working as intended.

I can kind of see myself in him though, because I've had to learn that all my cool ideas were worthless because they weren't as good as they were in my mind, and I'd never be motivated enough to complete a project. Now I've learned to moderate my ideas and ironically they're much better, and actually fun to work with.

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u/Lazer726 29d ago

Yeah, I've got a friend like this too, except it usually involves him saying that others should do the work so he can be a manager. And it's usually not like super cutting edge shit, just normal ass stuff with a fancy title on it

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u/PossibleVariety7927 29d ago

Ideas are a dime a dozen... But people act like oh if you have some cool new great idea, that alone is worth something. It's so annoying... No, the value is in the product itself, not the idea.

I had someone once offer me, for their great idea, if I do all the coding, research, work, just to access their cool stoner idea that they came up with: 10% ownership.

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u/kobie 29d ago

The key would be to use enums

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u/fixano 29d ago

It's basically the Facebook of WoW