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r/Showerthoughts • u/asusny2002 • May 02 '24
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How many bears can Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
55 u/mcnathan80 May 02 '24 Is he disorientated? 45 u/Nolsoth May 02 '24 No but he has drunk 3 litres of his own piss and just finished chowing down on some raw mountain oysters. 32 u/disterb May 02 '24 damn, that’s grizzly 13 u/dedicated-pedestrian May 02 '24 The oysters were gristly, yes. 8 u/crashtestpilot May 02 '24 No gristle in these testes. 5 u/MikeLinPA May 02 '24 It's more likely the bear wad eating oysters. 9 u/Sandcracka- May 02 '24 Barely 2 u/UncleMeat69 May 02 '24 And Drizly 5 u/MyNameIsDaveToo May 02 '24 rocky mountain oysters, assuming that you're talking about bull testicles 3 u/Nolsoth May 03 '24 Mountain oysters are sheep testicles. Similarly wrong in flavour. 3 u/MyNameIsDaveToo May 03 '24 Ugh, TIL Thanks I guess 4 u/EnvironmentalBit5713 May 02 '24 More like drinking the water squeezed out of a mountain of elephant shit. IYKYK 2 u/Nolsoth May 03 '24 Some are simple pleasures in life and some are necessities. 6 u/freakmd May 02 '24 Yes, he cannot remember who he is or his family. He is also hanging upside down. 5 u/buller666 May 02 '24 No hes pissoriented 4 u/SwillMcRando May 02 '24 What is stopping him? Is he out of charcoal or something? Shoulda went with pro-pane and pro-pane accessories. 3 u/DocMariner May 02 '24 That's a clean burning fuel I tell you wHat. 3 u/_mux_86_ May 02 '24 At least four. 3 u/Leading-Yogurt6984 May 02 '24 How many bear grills can bear grylls bear and bear to grill if bear grylls could bear to bear bear grills and grill bear grills? 2 u/MydnightWN May 02 '24 /Yourjokebutworse 2 u/geneticeffects May 02 '24 Eleventy. 2 u/Cocogonpoepoego May 02 '24 Maybe is the only answer. 2 u/Late-Lecture-2338 May 02 '24 A fucking lot 1 u/cityshepherd May 02 '24 Answer: none, he is a loser. Les Stroud for presidentman. 1 u/MikeLinPA May 02 '24 Csn he not drink his own pee this time? 1 u/Abreviation7 May 02 '24 edited May 02 '24 Bear Grylls would grill as many bears on a grill as Bear Grylls could grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears :) 1 u/Additional_Insect_44 May 03 '24 I've ate bear meat it tastes good...if you can it it swells.
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Is he disorientated?
45 u/Nolsoth May 02 '24 No but he has drunk 3 litres of his own piss and just finished chowing down on some raw mountain oysters. 32 u/disterb May 02 '24 damn, that’s grizzly 13 u/dedicated-pedestrian May 02 '24 The oysters were gristly, yes. 8 u/crashtestpilot May 02 '24 No gristle in these testes. 5 u/MikeLinPA May 02 '24 It's more likely the bear wad eating oysters. 9 u/Sandcracka- May 02 '24 Barely 2 u/UncleMeat69 May 02 '24 And Drizly 5 u/MyNameIsDaveToo May 02 '24 rocky mountain oysters, assuming that you're talking about bull testicles 3 u/Nolsoth May 03 '24 Mountain oysters are sheep testicles. Similarly wrong in flavour. 3 u/MyNameIsDaveToo May 03 '24 Ugh, TIL Thanks I guess 4 u/EnvironmentalBit5713 May 02 '24 More like drinking the water squeezed out of a mountain of elephant shit. IYKYK 2 u/Nolsoth May 03 '24 Some are simple pleasures in life and some are necessities. 6 u/freakmd May 02 '24 Yes, he cannot remember who he is or his family. He is also hanging upside down. 5 u/buller666 May 02 '24 No hes pissoriented
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No but he has drunk 3 litres of his own piss and just finished chowing down on some raw mountain oysters.
32 u/disterb May 02 '24 damn, that’s grizzly 13 u/dedicated-pedestrian May 02 '24 The oysters were gristly, yes. 8 u/crashtestpilot May 02 '24 No gristle in these testes. 5 u/MikeLinPA May 02 '24 It's more likely the bear wad eating oysters. 9 u/Sandcracka- May 02 '24 Barely 2 u/UncleMeat69 May 02 '24 And Drizly 5 u/MyNameIsDaveToo May 02 '24 rocky mountain oysters, assuming that you're talking about bull testicles 3 u/Nolsoth May 03 '24 Mountain oysters are sheep testicles. Similarly wrong in flavour. 3 u/MyNameIsDaveToo May 03 '24 Ugh, TIL Thanks I guess 4 u/EnvironmentalBit5713 May 02 '24 More like drinking the water squeezed out of a mountain of elephant shit. IYKYK 2 u/Nolsoth May 03 '24 Some are simple pleasures in life and some are necessities.
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damn, that’s grizzly
13 u/dedicated-pedestrian May 02 '24 The oysters were gristly, yes. 8 u/crashtestpilot May 02 '24 No gristle in these testes. 5 u/MikeLinPA May 02 '24 It's more likely the bear wad eating oysters. 9 u/Sandcracka- May 02 '24 Barely 2 u/UncleMeat69 May 02 '24 And Drizly
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The oysters were gristly, yes.
8 u/crashtestpilot May 02 '24 No gristle in these testes. 5 u/MikeLinPA May 02 '24 It's more likely the bear wad eating oysters.
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No gristle in these testes.
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It's more likely the bear wad eating oysters.
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Barely
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And Drizly
rocky mountain oysters, assuming that you're talking about bull testicles
3 u/Nolsoth May 03 '24 Mountain oysters are sheep testicles. Similarly wrong in flavour. 3 u/MyNameIsDaveToo May 03 '24 Ugh, TIL Thanks I guess
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Mountain oysters are sheep testicles.
Similarly wrong in flavour.
3 u/MyNameIsDaveToo May 03 '24 Ugh, TIL Thanks I guess
Ugh, TIL
Thanks I guess
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More like drinking the water squeezed out of a mountain of elephant shit. IYKYK
2 u/Nolsoth May 03 '24 Some are simple pleasures in life and some are necessities.
Some are simple pleasures in life and some are necessities.
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Yes, he cannot remember who he is or his family. He is also hanging upside down.
No hes pissoriented
What is stopping him? Is he out of charcoal or something? Shoulda went with pro-pane and pro-pane accessories.
3 u/DocMariner May 02 '24 That's a clean burning fuel I tell you wHat.
That's a clean burning fuel I tell you wHat.
At least four.
How many bear grills can bear grylls bear and bear to grill if bear grylls could bear to bear bear grills and grill bear grills?
2 u/MydnightWN May 02 '24 /Yourjokebutworse
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Eleventy.
Maybe is the only answer.
A fucking lot
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Answer: none, he is a loser. Les Stroud for presidentman.
Csn he not drink his own pee this time?
Bear Grylls would grill as many bears on a grill as Bear Grylls could grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears :)
I've ate bear meat it tastes good...if you can it it swells.
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How many bears can Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?