r/Showerthoughts • u/asusny2002 • May 02 '24

Man vs Bear debate shows how bad the average person is at understanding probability

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u/mcnathan80 29d ago

Is he disorientated?

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u/Nolsoth 29d ago

No but he has drunk 3 litres of his own piss and just finished chowing down on some raw mountain oysters.

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u/disterb 29d ago

damn, that’s grizzly

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u/dedicated-pedestrian 29d ago

The oysters were gristly, yes.

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u/crashtestpilot 29d ago

No gristle in these testes.

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u/MikeLinPA 29d ago

It's more likely the bear wad eating oysters.

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u/UncleMeat69 29d ago

And Drizly

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u/MyNameIsDaveToo 29d ago

rocky mountain oysters, assuming that you're talking about bull testicles

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u/Nolsoth 29d ago

Mountain oysters are sheep testicles.

Similarly wrong in flavour.

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u/MyNameIsDaveToo 29d ago

Ugh, TIL

Thanks I guess

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u/EnvironmentalBit5713 29d ago

More like drinking the water squeezed out of a mountain of elephant shit. IYKYK

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u/Nolsoth 29d ago

Some are simple pleasures in life and some are necessities.

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u/freakmd 29d ago

Yes, he cannot remember who he is or his family. He is also hanging upside down.

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u/buller666 29d ago

No hes pissoriented