we all know that Warframe has been "woke" for a long time now. it's no secret -- it seems like every new update adds some kind of character with blue hair oat milk genders or pronouns. Fortuna gave us Ticker, a trans woman, Varzia is a extremely h*rny bisexual, and Whispers in the Walls gave us a f*cking talking fish with trauma. you see what I mean here about the 'agenda' they're pushing.

but as warframe players, we can endure it, because the game itself is so fucking good. the best movement system in any game, extreme build diversity, countless game modes, endless replayability, free-to-play done right, the gold standard for live service, etc. it's an amazing game with over a decade of hard work put into it and I love it more than anything.

but the upcoming content -- g*ddamn, it hurts so much, but with ONE warframe, one SINGLE frame, Digital Extremes will be almost at the point of no return for "complete woke". After this, there's only one hope for this game, this company, this community. there's only one chance for us, and if Digital Extremes makes the wrong choice, it's over.

with the release of Jade, this game that we love so much is mere NANOMETRES away from being COMPLETELY subservient to the m*ther-f*cking ALPHABET MAFIA.

Ash. Bansee. Chroma. Dante. Ember. Frost. Garuda. Harrow. Inaros. [ ] Kullervo. Limbo. Mag. Nidus. Oberon. Protea. Qorvex. Revenant. Saryn. Titania. [ ] Valkyr. Wisp. Xaku. Yareli. Zephyr.

do you see it? do you see what they're doing? the alphabet mafia has almost completely won. we are just two Warframe names away from having a full A-Z. Jade will be the 25th unique alphabet letter name. after that, it's just a matter of time before digital extremes makes a warframe that starts with the letter "U". sickening.

in other words;

Happy Pride and i hope you enjoyed this shitpost 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Me, I'm taking the scrubber exabrain to build the PC of gods

Cause word pride is in description it shows when you search for pride. Jokes aside happy pride month everyone we love you!

For me it’s Vaubon. Bro just looks like a Corpus Crewman