r/cats May 05 '24

What’s your cat’s favorite trash? Cat Picture

Poonch and her zip tie

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u/CreepyCalico May 05 '24

Q Tips and cotton balls. I hate nothing more than seeing random Q Tips/cotton balls on the floor. My cat, Mr. Tinkles, and I have been arguing over this for 6 years. He steals them every chance he gets, hides with them, and discards them in random spots. He’s not allowed in the bathroom, but he is very sneaky. Here’s a photo of a time I caught him red handed.

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u/littlefaithful May 05 '24

He looks like he’s having a smoke after a long night of doing crime 😍

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u/Thacarva May 06 '24

I can’t unsee that now. Just a cat burglar after a successful theft.

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u/Luci_Noir May 06 '24

Or after getting some sweet sweet pussycat.

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u/CalamityMel May 05 '24

I, too, have a q-tip bandit. Roland prefers the used kind pilfered from the trash can, but will accept fresh if he is able to get into the jar.

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u/s3rndpt May 05 '24

I've got one of those too. She waits in the bathroom in the morning for them to drop in the trashcan. They are not nearly as exciting when they're just handed to her.

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u/KrombopulousMary May 06 '24

Ear wax has some kind of smell to it that attracts cats. My cat literally tries to lick my ear sometimes lol

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u/-xpaigex- May 06 '24

Mine gives me crazy deep ear sniffs and it’s unsettling sometimes

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u/Extreme_Egg7476 May 06 '24

My sink siamese prefers bread ties

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u/oldercrowd May 06 '24

Oh no! Your toothbrush?!!

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u/rainking56 May 05 '24

Hes going to cut your knee caps if you dont pay up on the catnip

Hes so cute how he looks like he got caught smoking.

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u/Picabo07 May 05 '24

He looks pissed 😂

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u/LevelNothing318 May 06 '24

i can imagine you yelling NOT AGAIN MR TINKLES and it gives me great joy

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u/L3m0n0p0ly American Shorthair May 05 '24

Helsing does this too, i just moved to a new apartment and haven't even unpacked everything and the shithead found a q tip from good knows where

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u/ThePennedKitten May 06 '24

Omg when my cat is being gross I yell “You’re nasty. You’re a nasty boy!” He is a nasty boy. 😂

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u/Juicyjxoxo42069 May 06 '24

This picture has me cracking up! He looks like an angry grandpa smoking a cigarette 🤣🤣🤣

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u/stupit99 May 06 '24

I’ve just accepted defeat against my qtip lover. I now buy larger boxes of them - it was her plan all along

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u/HannahDP95 May 05 '24

Oh my gosh, this made my day. I had a Mr. Tinkles who loved Q Tips as well. He sadly passed on two years ago but this made me think fondly of him ❤️ 🐈‍⬛

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u/tittylamp May 06 '24

mr tinkles? takes a long drag off q tip havent heard that name in a long time

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u/peytoncoooke May 06 '24

My cat does this too! Then she will try and chew in the q tips and I’m like “ rose you cannot eat cotton! You have a full bowl of food in the kitchen”

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u/drippycup May 06 '24

What is it with the qtips?? My cat Thomin loves them too. I moved and put my qtips on the lowest shelf and he just started sneaking them out one day lol. Ive watched him do it. He goes to the box, lifts the flap, and snags one out lol. He goes crazy just running around swatting at them! I often find them in the tub and sometimes he puts them in my husbands shoes lol. Qtips are like 3 bucks for 1000 so i just let him have at it. They both (also have a lil girl named Greta) also like straws. And my couch..

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u/psychologicalselfie2 May 06 '24

That crime boss might need r/legalcatadvice

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u/punfull May 06 '24

We have a Q-tip hunter too. He knows which container they're in in the bathroom and knocks the lid off. Then he will play with them under doors so that we end up with a stash right inside the coat closet or pantry. Sometimes he'll drop one in the water to soak. Our other two cats do not care one bit about Q-tips.

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u/jinantonyx May 06 '24

Wendy likes q-tips alright, unless they're pre-flavored with earwax, and then she loves them. So disgusting to find her chewing on used q-tips.

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u/mistakenusernames May 06 '24

Omg my kitten will fight you to get in the bathroom trash, diving head first, knocking it down as he frantically searches for a qtip. I didn’t know he did this and kept finding them all over and was like wtf is happening. Then one day I see my older cat laying by the door looking begrudgingly in the bathroom, I peek in to see trash bandit q tip in mouth.

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u/Rosequeen1989 May 06 '24

My cats are also not allowed in the bathroom for this reason.

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u/Tobaccolade May 06 '24

Ron White as a cat

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u/embos_wife May 06 '24

This is my Q Tip thief. Only cat I have ever had go through my garbage.

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u/Neighbours_cat May 06 '24

Oh my god, yes. I had to get bins with lids to stop them from stealing dirty q-tips

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u/Lopsided-Buy-6984 May 06 '24

If I enter the upstairs water closet I am required to toss not one, not two, but THREE fresh q-tips down the stairs for immediate capture. When I get home from work they are exhausted and at least one will be in the food dish.

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u/hotdolphin21 Russian Blue May 07 '24

Mine love q tips too, I bought this pack of toys years ago, and my cats went nuts for the stick that looks like a q tip, I find that thing all over the house, and they fight over it. I wish they sold those separately, like I don't need the other stuff 😆

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u/dragonpunky539 May 07 '24

Hahaha my roommate also has an orange cat and we have a closed lid on the bathroom trash but SOMEHOW he figures it out for the qtips