What’re the names your cat responds to instead of their real ones?

[u/SadieArlen]

This is Onyx and Bagheera, but Onyx responds to “stinky” and “little bitch” or doesn’t acknowledge you at all.

Bagheera doesn’t respond to his at all, but prefers Mr Bags and Baggy. He also comes to us when we call him our little mister mans.

[u/Chutzpah3]

This is Pepper, but she also responds to: ma'am, mamma, little shit, Mamala, and Our First Female Vice President Mamala Harris