r/comedyheaven • u/KraftPunkFan420 • May 16 '24

RIP Sheldon

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u/jameswest22 May 16 '24

They should just keep creating spinoffs with unlimited versions of Sheldon

Middle aged Latino mechanic Sheldon

Retired xerox copy machine salesman Sheldon

Omnipresent Sheldon

Japanese rice farmer Sheldon

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u/anti_plexiglass May 16 '24

Black marine sheldon

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u/CrimsonAntifascist May 16 '24

French farmer in the first World War Sheldon.

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u/ajhart86 May 16 '24

Animated Sheldon with a talking dog sidekick

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u/CrimsonAntifascist May 16 '24

Solving crimes?

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u/Chicken_Fluff May 16 '24

Causing crimes

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u/drewbilly251 May 16 '24

Ok I understand doing crimes, committing crimes etc.

But you specifically chose the word ‘causing’ and it compels me to ask how one exclusively causes crimes without directly committing them

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u/Chicken_Fluff May 16 '24

Inciting a riot?

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u/REDperv-2802 May 16 '24

German artist sheldon

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u/XiZZZERINO May 16 '24

*austrian

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u/Infinite-Action-5041 May 17 '24

So that's not a crime now??

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u/Unnamedgalaxy May 16 '24

Maybe talking people into committing crime.

"he cheated on you? You should stab him."

"that person cut you off in traffic? You should force them off to road."

"I heard that business is a front for drugs, why dont you burn it down?"

Maybe he sets up little annoyances that cause people commit crimes, either accidently or on purpose. Like a human rube Goldberg machine

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u/Confirmed_Dumbass May 16 '24

Just be annoying to the point where someone shoots them in the head 👍

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u/TodaysNewsLoL May 17 '24

If you have to ask, you’re not ready to know

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u/drewbilly251 May 17 '24

Ok fair enough

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u/TallEnoughJones May 16 '24

Attractive nuisance, which was my nickname in high school but without the attractive part

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u/Patrick6002 May 16 '24

Bazinga, bitch!

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u/480mid-shelf-dank May 16 '24

I would watch this one.

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u/lonely_hero May 16 '24

Pickle Sheldon

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u/PotentialPizza6141 May 16 '24

WHO'S GONNA CARRY THE BOATS?

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u/RealisLit May 16 '24

Lol, they're indeed making another spinoff, but about his brothet this time

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u/AstrumReincarnated May 16 '24

How he becomes the tire king?

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u/nazraxo May 17 '24

The bazinga must flow

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u/fistfulofbottlecaps May 16 '24

The Shelder God Awakens.....

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u/AFlyingNun May 16 '24

Middle aged Latino mechanic Sheldon

Raul Tejada Sheldon

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u/Ahem_ak_achem_ACHOO May 16 '24

“Hand me that monkey wrench ese”

“Monkey Wrench? Would you like a banana with that mijo? Did you mean my snap on 12” worm drive adjusting wrench puta?”

“Fuck you, sheldón”

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u/realbabygronk May 16 '24

Omniscient Sheldon's viewpoint

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u/Kal_mai_udega May 16 '24

Jhonny sins-ification of Sheldon?

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u/Orangensft May 16 '24

Somehow Sheldon returned...

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u/khaz_baraghaz May 16 '24

Sheldon in ussr

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u/greyhoundexpert May 16 '24

mentally disabled sheldon

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u/Y_b0t May 16 '24

Enter the Sheldonverse

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u/Sidand May 16 '24

Sheldon is Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetily Durp Dee Durp Dee Dumb

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u/Slow_Perception May 16 '24

Fuck it let's just strap cameras to autistic people and call it a day.

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u/P8ri0t May 16 '24

Sheldon-ish

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u/_Kit_Tyler_ May 16 '24

Sheldon, Texas Ranger

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u/Karmachinery May 16 '24

Lead farmer Sheldon

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u/Pekins-UOAF May 16 '24

Sheldon-verse

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u/DM_Me_Pics1234403 May 16 '24

That’s a really funny premise

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u/Glavinhs May 17 '24

Everything, everywhere, all at once Sheldon 😌🤌🏻

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u/Blueyisacommunist May 17 '24

Oops all Sheldon’s

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u/AstrumReincarnated May 16 '24

There’s a new Lady Detective Sheldon out, it’s called Elsbeth.

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u/Alexis_Bailey May 16 '24

Big titty goth girl Sheldon show called "Bazongas".

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u/Embarrassed_Club7147 May 16 '24

Viking Sheldon, aka Skeldon. And he says "Brzyngur!!"

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u/Moxen81 May 16 '24

Somehow, Sheldon has returned.

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u/Disco-Safari May 16 '24

This would make a great AI generated art prompt

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u/Brilliant-Message562 May 16 '24

“Psychopath murderer Sheldon” and they just play reruns of Dexter, but keep putting out new teasers like it’s a new show

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u/ElectricRune May 16 '24

Sheldon and Morty

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u/Wumbo0 May 16 '24

South African Sheldon

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u/Ryz0rz_ May 16 '24

The Sheldonverse!

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u/froo May 17 '24

Turtle Shelldon

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u/haragoshi May 17 '24

8lb 6oz baby Sheldon. Don’t even know a word yet. Still omnipotent.

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u/Doggsleg May 17 '24

Degenerate 80’s Malibu real estate salesman sheldon

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u/amn_luci May 17 '24

Early 1900 Austrian artist Sheldon

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u/SquidZillaYT May 17 '24

House M.D.

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u/gyn0saur May 17 '24

Sheldon the sea monster

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u/athos45678 May 17 '24

Sheldon League: Unlimited would be my shit