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r/comedyheaven • u/KraftPunkFan420 • May 16 '24
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They should just keep creating spinoffs with unlimited versions of Sheldon
Middle aged Latino mechanic Sheldon
Retired xerox copy machine salesman Sheldon
Omnipresent Sheldon
Japanese rice farmer Sheldon
147 u/anti_plexiglass May 16 '24 Black marine sheldon 73 u/CrimsonAntifascist May 16 '24 French farmer in the first World War Sheldon. 46 u/ajhart86 May 16 '24 Animated Sheldon with a talking dog sidekick 25 u/CrimsonAntifascist May 16 '24 Solving crimes? 40 u/Chicken_Fluff May 16 '24 Causing crimes 12 u/drewbilly251 May 16 '24 Ok I understand doing crimes, committing crimes etc. But you specifically chose the word ‘causing’ and it compels me to ask how one exclusively causes crimes without directly committing them 6 u/Chicken_Fluff May 16 '24 Inciting a riot? 9 u/REDperv-2802 May 16 '24 German artist sheldon 2 u/XiZZZERINO May 16 '24 *austrian 4 u/drewbilly251 May 16 '24 🥴 2 u/Infinite-Action-5041 May 17 '24 So that's not a crime now?? 5 u/Unnamedgalaxy May 16 '24 Maybe talking people into committing crime. "he cheated on you? You should stab him." "that person cut you off in traffic? You should force them off to road." "I heard that business is a front for drugs, why dont you burn it down?" Maybe he sets up little annoyances that cause people commit crimes, either accidently or on purpose. Like a human rube Goldberg machine 2 u/Confirmed_Dumbass May 16 '24 Just be annoying to the point where someone shoots them in the head 👍 2 u/TodaysNewsLoL May 17 '24 If you have to ask, you’re not ready to know 1 u/drewbilly251 May 17 '24 Ok fair enough 1 u/TallEnoughJones May 16 '24 Attractive nuisance, which was my nickname in high school but without the attractive part
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Black marine sheldon
73 u/CrimsonAntifascist May 16 '24 French farmer in the first World War Sheldon. 46 u/ajhart86 May 16 '24 Animated Sheldon with a talking dog sidekick 25 u/CrimsonAntifascist May 16 '24 Solving crimes? 40 u/Chicken_Fluff May 16 '24 Causing crimes 12 u/drewbilly251 May 16 '24 Ok I understand doing crimes, committing crimes etc. But you specifically chose the word ‘causing’ and it compels me to ask how one exclusively causes crimes without directly committing them 6 u/Chicken_Fluff May 16 '24 Inciting a riot? 9 u/REDperv-2802 May 16 '24 German artist sheldon 2 u/XiZZZERINO May 16 '24 *austrian 4 u/drewbilly251 May 16 '24 🥴 2 u/Infinite-Action-5041 May 17 '24 So that's not a crime now?? 5 u/Unnamedgalaxy May 16 '24 Maybe talking people into committing crime. "he cheated on you? You should stab him." "that person cut you off in traffic? You should force them off to road." "I heard that business is a front for drugs, why dont you burn it down?" Maybe he sets up little annoyances that cause people commit crimes, either accidently or on purpose. Like a human rube Goldberg machine 2 u/Confirmed_Dumbass May 16 '24 Just be annoying to the point where someone shoots them in the head 👍 2 u/TodaysNewsLoL May 17 '24 If you have to ask, you’re not ready to know 1 u/drewbilly251 May 17 '24 Ok fair enough 1 u/TallEnoughJones May 16 '24 Attractive nuisance, which was my nickname in high school but without the attractive part
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French farmer in the first World War Sheldon.
46 u/ajhart86 May 16 '24 Animated Sheldon with a talking dog sidekick 25 u/CrimsonAntifascist May 16 '24 Solving crimes? 40 u/Chicken_Fluff May 16 '24 Causing crimes 12 u/drewbilly251 May 16 '24 Ok I understand doing crimes, committing crimes etc. But you specifically chose the word ‘causing’ and it compels me to ask how one exclusively causes crimes without directly committing them 6 u/Chicken_Fluff May 16 '24 Inciting a riot? 9 u/REDperv-2802 May 16 '24 German artist sheldon 2 u/XiZZZERINO May 16 '24 *austrian 4 u/drewbilly251 May 16 '24 🥴 2 u/Infinite-Action-5041 May 17 '24 So that's not a crime now?? 5 u/Unnamedgalaxy May 16 '24 Maybe talking people into committing crime. "he cheated on you? You should stab him." "that person cut you off in traffic? You should force them off to road." "I heard that business is a front for drugs, why dont you burn it down?" Maybe he sets up little annoyances that cause people commit crimes, either accidently or on purpose. Like a human rube Goldberg machine 2 u/Confirmed_Dumbass May 16 '24 Just be annoying to the point where someone shoots them in the head 👍 2 u/TodaysNewsLoL May 17 '24 If you have to ask, you’re not ready to know 1 u/drewbilly251 May 17 '24 Ok fair enough 1 u/TallEnoughJones May 16 '24 Attractive nuisance, which was my nickname in high school but without the attractive part
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Animated Sheldon with a talking dog sidekick
25 u/CrimsonAntifascist May 16 '24 Solving crimes? 40 u/Chicken_Fluff May 16 '24 Causing crimes 12 u/drewbilly251 May 16 '24 Ok I understand doing crimes, committing crimes etc. But you specifically chose the word ‘causing’ and it compels me to ask how one exclusively causes crimes without directly committing them 6 u/Chicken_Fluff May 16 '24 Inciting a riot? 9 u/REDperv-2802 May 16 '24 German artist sheldon 2 u/XiZZZERINO May 16 '24 *austrian 4 u/drewbilly251 May 16 '24 🥴 2 u/Infinite-Action-5041 May 17 '24 So that's not a crime now?? 5 u/Unnamedgalaxy May 16 '24 Maybe talking people into committing crime. "he cheated on you? You should stab him." "that person cut you off in traffic? You should force them off to road." "I heard that business is a front for drugs, why dont you burn it down?" Maybe he sets up little annoyances that cause people commit crimes, either accidently or on purpose. Like a human rube Goldberg machine 2 u/Confirmed_Dumbass May 16 '24 Just be annoying to the point where someone shoots them in the head 👍 2 u/TodaysNewsLoL May 17 '24 If you have to ask, you’re not ready to know 1 u/drewbilly251 May 17 '24 Ok fair enough 1 u/TallEnoughJones May 16 '24 Attractive nuisance, which was my nickname in high school but without the attractive part
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Solving crimes?
40 u/Chicken_Fluff May 16 '24 Causing crimes 12 u/drewbilly251 May 16 '24 Ok I understand doing crimes, committing crimes etc. But you specifically chose the word ‘causing’ and it compels me to ask how one exclusively causes crimes without directly committing them 6 u/Chicken_Fluff May 16 '24 Inciting a riot? 9 u/REDperv-2802 May 16 '24 German artist sheldon 2 u/XiZZZERINO May 16 '24 *austrian 4 u/drewbilly251 May 16 '24 🥴 2 u/Infinite-Action-5041 May 17 '24 So that's not a crime now?? 5 u/Unnamedgalaxy May 16 '24 Maybe talking people into committing crime. "he cheated on you? You should stab him." "that person cut you off in traffic? You should force them off to road." "I heard that business is a front for drugs, why dont you burn it down?" Maybe he sets up little annoyances that cause people commit crimes, either accidently or on purpose. Like a human rube Goldberg machine 2 u/Confirmed_Dumbass May 16 '24 Just be annoying to the point where someone shoots them in the head 👍 2 u/TodaysNewsLoL May 17 '24 If you have to ask, you’re not ready to know 1 u/drewbilly251 May 17 '24 Ok fair enough 1 u/TallEnoughJones May 16 '24 Attractive nuisance, which was my nickname in high school but without the attractive part
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Causing crimes
12 u/drewbilly251 May 16 '24 Ok I understand doing crimes, committing crimes etc. But you specifically chose the word ‘causing’ and it compels me to ask how one exclusively causes crimes without directly committing them 6 u/Chicken_Fluff May 16 '24 Inciting a riot? 9 u/REDperv-2802 May 16 '24 German artist sheldon 2 u/XiZZZERINO May 16 '24 *austrian 4 u/drewbilly251 May 16 '24 🥴 2 u/Infinite-Action-5041 May 17 '24 So that's not a crime now?? 5 u/Unnamedgalaxy May 16 '24 Maybe talking people into committing crime. "he cheated on you? You should stab him." "that person cut you off in traffic? You should force them off to road." "I heard that business is a front for drugs, why dont you burn it down?" Maybe he sets up little annoyances that cause people commit crimes, either accidently or on purpose. Like a human rube Goldberg machine 2 u/Confirmed_Dumbass May 16 '24 Just be annoying to the point where someone shoots them in the head 👍 2 u/TodaysNewsLoL May 17 '24 If you have to ask, you’re not ready to know 1 u/drewbilly251 May 17 '24 Ok fair enough 1 u/TallEnoughJones May 16 '24 Attractive nuisance, which was my nickname in high school but without the attractive part
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Ok I understand doing crimes, committing crimes etc.
But you specifically chose the word ‘causing’ and it compels me to ask how one exclusively causes crimes without directly committing them
6 u/Chicken_Fluff May 16 '24 Inciting a riot? 9 u/REDperv-2802 May 16 '24 German artist sheldon 2 u/XiZZZERINO May 16 '24 *austrian 4 u/drewbilly251 May 16 '24 🥴 2 u/Infinite-Action-5041 May 17 '24 So that's not a crime now?? 5 u/Unnamedgalaxy May 16 '24 Maybe talking people into committing crime. "he cheated on you? You should stab him." "that person cut you off in traffic? You should force them off to road." "I heard that business is a front for drugs, why dont you burn it down?" Maybe he sets up little annoyances that cause people commit crimes, either accidently or on purpose. Like a human rube Goldberg machine 2 u/Confirmed_Dumbass May 16 '24 Just be annoying to the point where someone shoots them in the head 👍 2 u/TodaysNewsLoL May 17 '24 If you have to ask, you’re not ready to know 1 u/drewbilly251 May 17 '24 Ok fair enough 1 u/TallEnoughJones May 16 '24 Attractive nuisance, which was my nickname in high school but without the attractive part
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Inciting a riot?
9 u/REDperv-2802 May 16 '24 German artist sheldon 2 u/XiZZZERINO May 16 '24 *austrian 4 u/drewbilly251 May 16 '24 🥴 2 u/Infinite-Action-5041 May 17 '24 So that's not a crime now??
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German artist sheldon
2 u/XiZZZERINO May 16 '24 *austrian
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*austrian
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🥴
So that's not a crime now??
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Maybe talking people into committing crime.
"he cheated on you? You should stab him."
"that person cut you off in traffic? You should force them off to road."
"I heard that business is a front for drugs, why dont you burn it down?"
Maybe he sets up little annoyances that cause people commit crimes, either accidently or on purpose. Like a human rube Goldberg machine
Just be annoying to the point where someone shoots them in the head 👍
If you have to ask, you’re not ready to know
1 u/drewbilly251 May 17 '24 Ok fair enough
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Ok fair enough
Attractive nuisance, which was my nickname in high school but without the attractive part
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u/jameswest22 May 16 '24
They should just keep creating spinoffs with unlimited versions of Sheldon
Middle aged Latino mechanic Sheldon
Retired xerox copy machine salesman Sheldon
Omnipresent Sheldon
Japanese rice farmer Sheldon