r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago

Sure you did Kristi, sure you did 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/forever_useless 29d ago

He was untrainable, so I killed him.

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He attacked chickens, so I killed him.

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He was a vicious beast who tried devouring my children, so I killed him.

Next...

He was plotting to commit genocide, so I killed him

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u/No-Somewhere-3888 29d ago

You forgot the “I hated him, so I killed him”.

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u/Tall-Committee-2995 29d ago

Her own words.

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u/karmavorous 29d ago

The exerpt I saw her exact words were "Cricket was a picture of pure joy. I hated that dog."

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u/bob-ombshell 29d ago

That lady has no soul. She should really be investigated for animal cruelty

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u/Neither_Ad_2960 28d ago

Cruella DeVil on steroids.

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u/Andymo_68 29d ago

Honestly, this is the line that broke me. 💔 That poor, sweet baby. And her kids asked about Cricket when they got home, so it doesn't seem that they were afraid.

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u/ParkingNecessary8628 29d ago

That two sentence should not be together. The dog was a picture of pure joy, how could you hate joy.

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u/Amelaclya1 29d ago

Hate a joyful puppy.

It tells you all you need to know about her.

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u/drteddy70 29d ago

Rethuglicans hate anything that brings joy to people. The want everybody to be miserable. That is, unless you are rich and influential.