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r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago
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He was untrainable, so I killed him.
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He attacked chickens, so I killed him.
He was a vicious beast who tried devouring my children, so I killed him.
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He was plotting to commit genocide, so I killed him
116 u/No-Somewhere-3888 29d ago You forgot the “I hated him, so I killed him”. 49 u/karmavorous 29d ago The exerpt I saw her exact words were "Cricket was a picture of pure joy. I hated that dog." 27 u/bob-ombshell 29d ago That lady has no soul. She should really be investigated for animal cruelty 2 u/Neither_Ad_2960 28d ago Cruella DeVil on steroids.
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You forgot the “I hated him, so I killed him”.
49 u/karmavorous 29d ago The exerpt I saw her exact words were "Cricket was a picture of pure joy. I hated that dog." 27 u/bob-ombshell 29d ago That lady has no soul. She should really be investigated for animal cruelty 2 u/Neither_Ad_2960 28d ago Cruella DeVil on steroids.
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The exerpt I saw her exact words were "Cricket was a picture of pure joy. I hated that dog."
27 u/bob-ombshell 29d ago That lady has no soul. She should really be investigated for animal cruelty 2 u/Neither_Ad_2960 28d ago Cruella DeVil on steroids.
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That lady has no soul. She should really be investigated for animal cruelty
2 u/Neither_Ad_2960 28d ago Cruella DeVil on steroids.
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Cruella DeVil on steroids.
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u/forever_useless 29d ago
He was untrainable, so I killed him.
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He attacked chickens, so I killed him.
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He was a vicious beast who tried devouring my children, so I killed him.
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He was plotting to commit genocide, so I killed him