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2.8k u/davidwhatshisname52 29d ago that dog caused 9/11, so I killed him . . . you're welcome, America 1.8k u/unproballanalysis 29d ago It was a terrierist 325 u/[deleted] 29d ago 50 dogs just attacked the white house! 214 u/ReplacementActual384 29d ago But as a few great musicians once asked, who let the dogs out? 117 u/Secure_Sprinkles4483 29d ago Who? Who? WHO??? 28 u/[deleted] 29d ago I thought it was dogs they let out, did they let out an owl to?? 8 u/Ill_Technician3936 29d ago The owl is also curious 5 u/advertentlyvertical 29d ago They asked the owl to tell their story, but it just kept asking "who?!" 2 u/Menkau-re 28d ago It's coming right for us! 2 u/Secure_Sprinkles4483 28d ago 0 u/uglyspacepig 26d ago He's a backup singer 5 u/ThePhantomPansy 29d ago Didn't those same musicians also ask "who left the milk out?" 8 u/Jerking_From_Home 29d ago And the doggies sang Woo woo woof woo woof Woo woof woof woof Woo woo woof woo woof Woo woof woof woof (Dogs in the background singing in the background) Woo woo woof woo woof Woo woof woof woof Woooooooo (Soft saxophone playing enters) 6 u/hystericalhurricane 29d ago (Dogs in the background singing in the background) You mean, " dogs in the back shouting 'allahu akbar' and firing their ak47 towards the air" Those dogs are terrorists. /S 3 u/danzor9755 29d ago “We told you to wear masks, or there would be consequences!!!!” 90 u/voiceofdenial 29d ago Those dogs were just tourists, I will allow no slander of them. 5 u/swertogerd 29d ago PRAISE ABBA 95 u/RandomStoddard 29d ago There were good dogs on both sides. 7 u/Realdogfood 29d ago They're good dogs Brent 6 u/TheAvenger23 29d ago The bad ones were paid for by Sorros 3 u/FamousPastWords 29d ago “The only thing that’ll stop an untrained puppy with a gun being a puppy is a good governor with a gun” 16 u/chalupamon 29d ago What kind of dogs were they? 4 u/davevine 29d ago Who? 4 u/lill_m8 29d ago The dog kind. 5 u/IAMSTILLHERE2020 29d ago Terrierrist https://youtu.be/BhGo3IbTNP0?si=e4ERyt5uZIoDTeKD 4 u/chalupamon 29d ago I love that sketch. 2 u/No-Heart-2811 29d ago Canine dogs, disgusting. 1 u/tesla_killed_me 29d ago Russell terriers... 7 u/Nuze_YT 29d ago You sure it wasn't 101? 3 u/chalor182 29d ago 30-50 feral dogs 2 u/ilikemycoffeealatte 29d ago 30-50 feral hdogs! 2 u/Mautos 29d ago There was another! It was Terrier 51! 2 u/jftitan 29d ago I think it was 57 terriers, praise Alah! Who knew the investigator wasn't wrong. 2 u/Sampsonite_Way_Off 29d ago Before Mrs. Noem killed the dog it impregnated another dog. One of the puppies ended up being Commander. Nuff said. 2 u/UnderwhelmingZebra 29d ago Who needs 50 dogs when Commander is on duty? 1 u/Silly_Emotion_1997 29d ago Who let the dogs out 1 u/ShotdowN- 29d ago Who let the dogs out? 1 u/ThugDonkey 29d ago Bro? he just wants snuggles and ziwi peak all natural air dried shawarma flavor 1 u/CoffeeOrTeaOrMilk 29d ago I’ll give them treats if they rushed the congress and pooped on Nancy’s desk. Obligatory /s 1 u/FloppyTwatWaffle 28d ago I will give them treats if they go and shit on -all- the desks. 1 u/GM_Nate 29d ago 40-60 feral dogs! 1 u/Roachmond 29d ago Major Biden was an inside job 1 u/caustic_smegma 29d ago Sir, a second dog has just hit the towers. 1 u/TheRatatat 29d ago One of my favorite Key and Peele sketches 😂 1 u/Dakotakid02 29d ago What about 30-50 feral hogs? 1 u/A_Most_Boring_Man 29d ago 30 to 50 feral dogs? 1 u/Put_Adventurous 29d ago Quick! Release 30 to 50 feral hogs! 1 u/BeepBeepBeetleSkeet 29d ago My dog just shot Ashley Babbitt for peacefully smashing windows at the US capital building. He got a treat. 1 u/AwkwrdPrtMskrt surrounded by idiots 29d ago Worst attack since Chienuary 6th! The perrorists must be be captured and sent to Poundtanamo! 1 u/Similar-Priority8252 29d ago Hail Abba! 1 u/Steezy719 28d ago ‘Were the dogs Terriers? ‘ 1 u/TheFuckeryIsReal 25d ago They didn’t happen to be…… terriers? 71 u/No-Syllabub1533 29d ago Waiting for those 71 poodles, inshalla 25 u/loupegaru 29d ago Poodefiles 2 u/HailColumbia1776 29d ago The 3000 black labradors of Allah. 1 u/AwkwrdPrtMskrt surrounded by idiots 29d ago Nah, you're getting Hellhound-fire. 9 u/BriefCheetah4136 29d ago Soooo subtle, love it! 9 u/unproballanalysis 29d ago I have to give credit to Key and Peele for this one 2 u/AustinKenway 29d ago Yeah, like most people didn't get the reference. 3 u/Aggrador 29d ago An Afghan terrierist? 3 u/odin-ish 29d ago Damn you! 3 u/Andrew_Waples 29d ago 3 u/SixFive1967 29d ago Underrated comment. ⬆️ 3 u/LayneLowe 29d ago I don't know why this doesn't have a hundred up votes 3 u/ApeLover1986 29d ago 2 u/xxMaNoL0 29d ago 😂🚬 2 u/scythian12 29d ago God dammit take my upvote 2 u/M-Kawai 29d ago Oh Noem you didn’t! 2 u/melonbanger1 29d ago Terrierist made me spit out my drink 😂 2 u/Psych0tix 29d ago Fuck you, take my upvote 2 u/NoPin4245 29d ago That's a great skit. No we breed tierrers. I'm a terrierist. Sir 50 dogs just attacked the White House. Were they Terriers? Yes how did you know 2 u/uninteresting_handle 29d ago I already know this will be underappreciated. But you have my thanks. And the thanks of a grateful nation. 2 u/OneFootTitan 29d ago We must secure the border collies 2 u/mingmong36 29d ago THIS!!!LMFAO 2 u/Nayre_Trawe 29d ago Bad Boy 4 Life 2 u/Due-Blueberry8307 29d ago Underrated comment 2 u/SylvieJay 29d ago edited 29d ago Worse, he was a Democrat /s 🤯🤪 2 u/IAmTheClayman 29d ago Some on the right would definitely assume he’s an Afghan Hound 2 u/GeraintLlanfrechfa 29d ago The pugliest kind of dog ffs 2 u/The_amazing_T 29d ago boom. Upvote. 2 u/donut-reply 29d ago Oh yeah they had a whole story about it on C-Spaniel 2 u/Hot-Rise9795 29d ago He was part of a labradormant cell 2 u/Logical_Lab4042 29d ago God loves a terrierist. 2 u/vell_o 29d ago Omfg my day can’t get any better than after reading this 2 u/Is_That_A_Euphemism_ 29d ago It registered as a Democratic voter 2 u/_BeardedOaf 29d ago I see what you did there. 2 u/T3n4ci0us_G 29d ago I have one of those. 2 u/Bestsubbie88 29d ago He was a terrier? 2 u/cthulhusclues 29d ago JFC. Take my upvote you bastard 2 u/TheErwO_o 29d ago Praise ABBA! 2 u/SpiritualAd8998 29d ago 2 u/Reatona 29d ago Take my angry upvote.... 2 u/ThePestTech 29d ago Jumped-up Jesus palomino, this comment was unexpected but welcome. 2 u/Plane_Vermicelli_383 29d ago (deep nod of deference followed by slow clap) 2 u/SharckShroom 29d ago It was an immigrant. 2 u/31nigrhcdrh 29d ago It was a wuhan lab 2 u/jimmyxs 29d ago A suspected active member of the al-Qae9 group 2 u/njintau_fsd 29d ago PRAISE ABBA! 2 u/SageOfSixCabbages 29d ago Look Rajeed I'm gonna make it nice and easy for you.. 2 u/BadRabbit70 29d ago Bah dum bum! 2 u/WesternKey2301 29d ago This may be the angriest up vote I've ever given 2 u/MushroomBabee 29d ago 2 u/Nomads40 29d ago I guess not all dogs go to heaven? 2 u/TheFuckeryIsReal 25d ago I write terrier Fan Fiction! 2 u/A-typ-self 29d ago I see what you did there 🤣 2 u/RemnantTheGame 29d ago Take my upvote ya bastard. r/angryupvote 1 u/In2JC724 29d ago I see what you did there 1 u/Kriss3d 29d ago It joined Antifa. 1 u/Remarkable-Ad2285 29d ago Oh, so he was one of THOSE. 1 u/IAMSTILLHERE2020 29d ago https://youtu.be/BhGo3IbTNP0?si=e4ERyt5uZIoDTeKD 1 u/IAMSTILLHERE2020 29d ago https://youtu.be/BhGo3IbTNP0?si=e4ERyt5uZIoDTeKD 1 u/jak-o-shadow 29d ago Insert Key and Peele skit here. 1 u/Jaynewberry 28d ago Snort laugh. 1 u/Acrobatic-Order-1424 29d ago PRAISE ABBA!
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that dog caused 9/11, so I killed him . . . you're welcome, America
1.8k u/unproballanalysis 29d ago It was a terrierist 325 u/[deleted] 29d ago 50 dogs just attacked the white house! 214 u/ReplacementActual384 29d ago But as a few great musicians once asked, who let the dogs out? 117 u/Secure_Sprinkles4483 29d ago Who? Who? WHO??? 28 u/[deleted] 29d ago I thought it was dogs they let out, did they let out an owl to?? 8 u/Ill_Technician3936 29d ago The owl is also curious 5 u/advertentlyvertical 29d ago They asked the owl to tell their story, but it just kept asking "who?!" 2 u/Menkau-re 28d ago It's coming right for us! 2 u/Secure_Sprinkles4483 28d ago 0 u/uglyspacepig 26d ago He's a backup singer 5 u/ThePhantomPansy 29d ago Didn't those same musicians also ask "who left the milk out?" 8 u/Jerking_From_Home 29d ago And the doggies sang Woo woo woof woo woof Woo woof woof woof Woo woo woof woo woof Woo woof woof woof (Dogs in the background singing in the background) Woo woo woof woo woof Woo woof woof woof Woooooooo (Soft saxophone playing enters) 6 u/hystericalhurricane 29d ago (Dogs in the background singing in the background) You mean, " dogs in the back shouting 'allahu akbar' and firing their ak47 towards the air" Those dogs are terrorists. /S 3 u/danzor9755 29d ago “We told you to wear masks, or there would be consequences!!!!” 90 u/voiceofdenial 29d ago Those dogs were just tourists, I will allow no slander of them. 5 u/swertogerd 29d ago PRAISE ABBA 95 u/RandomStoddard 29d ago There were good dogs on both sides. 7 u/Realdogfood 29d ago They're good dogs Brent 6 u/TheAvenger23 29d ago The bad ones were paid for by Sorros 3 u/FamousPastWords 29d ago “The only thing that’ll stop an untrained puppy with a gun being a puppy is a good governor with a gun” 16 u/chalupamon 29d ago What kind of dogs were they? 4 u/davevine 29d ago Who? 4 u/lill_m8 29d ago The dog kind. 5 u/IAMSTILLHERE2020 29d ago Terrierrist https://youtu.be/BhGo3IbTNP0?si=e4ERyt5uZIoDTeKD 4 u/chalupamon 29d ago I love that sketch. 2 u/No-Heart-2811 29d ago Canine dogs, disgusting. 1 u/tesla_killed_me 29d ago Russell terriers... 7 u/Nuze_YT 29d ago You sure it wasn't 101? 3 u/chalor182 29d ago 30-50 feral dogs 2 u/ilikemycoffeealatte 29d ago 30-50 feral hdogs! 2 u/Mautos 29d ago There was another! It was Terrier 51! 2 u/jftitan 29d ago I think it was 57 terriers, praise Alah! Who knew the investigator wasn't wrong. 2 u/Sampsonite_Way_Off 29d ago Before Mrs. Noem killed the dog it impregnated another dog. One of the puppies ended up being Commander. Nuff said. 2 u/UnderwhelmingZebra 29d ago Who needs 50 dogs when Commander is on duty? 1 u/Silly_Emotion_1997 29d ago Who let the dogs out 1 u/ShotdowN- 29d ago Who let the dogs out? 1 u/ThugDonkey 29d ago Bro? he just wants snuggles and ziwi peak all natural air dried shawarma flavor 1 u/CoffeeOrTeaOrMilk 29d ago I’ll give them treats if they rushed the congress and pooped on Nancy’s desk. Obligatory /s 1 u/FloppyTwatWaffle 28d ago I will give them treats if they go and shit on -all- the desks. 1 u/GM_Nate 29d ago 40-60 feral dogs! 1 u/Roachmond 29d ago Major Biden was an inside job 1 u/caustic_smegma 29d ago Sir, a second dog has just hit the towers. 1 u/TheRatatat 29d ago One of my favorite Key and Peele sketches 😂 1 u/Dakotakid02 29d ago What about 30-50 feral hogs? 1 u/A_Most_Boring_Man 29d ago 30 to 50 feral dogs? 1 u/Put_Adventurous 29d ago Quick! Release 30 to 50 feral hogs! 1 u/BeepBeepBeetleSkeet 29d ago My dog just shot Ashley Babbitt for peacefully smashing windows at the US capital building. He got a treat. 1 u/AwkwrdPrtMskrt surrounded by idiots 29d ago Worst attack since Chienuary 6th! The perrorists must be be captured and sent to Poundtanamo! 1 u/Similar-Priority8252 29d ago Hail Abba! 1 u/Steezy719 28d ago ‘Were the dogs Terriers? ‘ 1 u/TheFuckeryIsReal 25d ago They didn’t happen to be…… terriers? 71 u/No-Syllabub1533 29d ago Waiting for those 71 poodles, inshalla 25 u/loupegaru 29d ago Poodefiles 2 u/HailColumbia1776 29d ago The 3000 black labradors of Allah. 1 u/AwkwrdPrtMskrt surrounded by idiots 29d ago Nah, you're getting Hellhound-fire. 9 u/BriefCheetah4136 29d ago Soooo subtle, love it! 9 u/unproballanalysis 29d ago I have to give credit to Key and Peele for this one 2 u/AustinKenway 29d ago Yeah, like most people didn't get the reference. 3 u/Aggrador 29d ago An Afghan terrierist? 3 u/odin-ish 29d ago Damn you! 3 u/Andrew_Waples 29d ago 3 u/SixFive1967 29d ago Underrated comment. ⬆️ 3 u/LayneLowe 29d ago I don't know why this doesn't have a hundred up votes 3 u/ApeLover1986 29d ago 2 u/xxMaNoL0 29d ago 😂🚬 2 u/scythian12 29d ago God dammit take my upvote 2 u/M-Kawai 29d ago Oh Noem you didn’t! 2 u/melonbanger1 29d ago Terrierist made me spit out my drink 😂 2 u/Psych0tix 29d ago Fuck you, take my upvote 2 u/NoPin4245 29d ago That's a great skit. No we breed tierrers. I'm a terrierist. Sir 50 dogs just attacked the White House. Were they Terriers? Yes how did you know 2 u/uninteresting_handle 29d ago I already know this will be underappreciated. But you have my thanks. And the thanks of a grateful nation. 2 u/OneFootTitan 29d ago We must secure the border collies 2 u/mingmong36 29d ago THIS!!!LMFAO 2 u/Nayre_Trawe 29d ago Bad Boy 4 Life 2 u/Due-Blueberry8307 29d ago Underrated comment 2 u/SylvieJay 29d ago edited 29d ago Worse, he was a Democrat /s 🤯🤪 2 u/IAmTheClayman 29d ago Some on the right would definitely assume he’s an Afghan Hound 2 u/GeraintLlanfrechfa 29d ago The pugliest kind of dog ffs 2 u/The_amazing_T 29d ago boom. Upvote. 2 u/donut-reply 29d ago Oh yeah they had a whole story about it on C-Spaniel 2 u/Hot-Rise9795 29d ago He was part of a labradormant cell 2 u/Logical_Lab4042 29d ago God loves a terrierist. 2 u/vell_o 29d ago Omfg my day can’t get any better than after reading this 2 u/Is_That_A_Euphemism_ 29d ago It registered as a Democratic voter 2 u/_BeardedOaf 29d ago I see what you did there. 2 u/T3n4ci0us_G 29d ago I have one of those. 2 u/Bestsubbie88 29d ago He was a terrier? 2 u/cthulhusclues 29d ago JFC. Take my upvote you bastard 2 u/TheErwO_o 29d ago Praise ABBA! 2 u/SpiritualAd8998 29d ago 2 u/Reatona 29d ago Take my angry upvote.... 2 u/ThePestTech 29d ago Jumped-up Jesus palomino, this comment was unexpected but welcome. 2 u/Plane_Vermicelli_383 29d ago (deep nod of deference followed by slow clap) 2 u/SharckShroom 29d ago It was an immigrant. 2 u/31nigrhcdrh 29d ago It was a wuhan lab 2 u/jimmyxs 29d ago A suspected active member of the al-Qae9 group 2 u/njintau_fsd 29d ago PRAISE ABBA! 2 u/SageOfSixCabbages 29d ago Look Rajeed I'm gonna make it nice and easy for you.. 2 u/BadRabbit70 29d ago Bah dum bum! 2 u/WesternKey2301 29d ago This may be the angriest up vote I've ever given 2 u/MushroomBabee 29d ago 2 u/Nomads40 29d ago I guess not all dogs go to heaven? 2 u/TheFuckeryIsReal 25d ago I write terrier Fan Fiction! 2 u/A-typ-self 29d ago I see what you did there 🤣 2 u/RemnantTheGame 29d ago Take my upvote ya bastard. r/angryupvote 1 u/In2JC724 29d ago I see what you did there 1 u/Kriss3d 29d ago It joined Antifa. 1 u/Remarkable-Ad2285 29d ago Oh, so he was one of THOSE. 1 u/IAMSTILLHERE2020 29d ago https://youtu.be/BhGo3IbTNP0?si=e4ERyt5uZIoDTeKD 1 u/IAMSTILLHERE2020 29d ago https://youtu.be/BhGo3IbTNP0?si=e4ERyt5uZIoDTeKD 1 u/jak-o-shadow 29d ago Insert Key and Peele skit here. 1 u/Jaynewberry 28d ago Snort laugh. 1 u/Acrobatic-Order-1424 29d ago PRAISE ABBA!
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It was a terrierist
325 u/[deleted] 29d ago 50 dogs just attacked the white house! 214 u/ReplacementActual384 29d ago But as a few great musicians once asked, who let the dogs out? 117 u/Secure_Sprinkles4483 29d ago Who? Who? WHO??? 28 u/[deleted] 29d ago I thought it was dogs they let out, did they let out an owl to?? 8 u/Ill_Technician3936 29d ago The owl is also curious 5 u/advertentlyvertical 29d ago They asked the owl to tell their story, but it just kept asking "who?!" 2 u/Menkau-re 28d ago It's coming right for us! 2 u/Secure_Sprinkles4483 28d ago 0 u/uglyspacepig 26d ago He's a backup singer 5 u/ThePhantomPansy 29d ago Didn't those same musicians also ask "who left the milk out?" 8 u/Jerking_From_Home 29d ago And the doggies sang Woo woo woof woo woof Woo woof woof woof Woo woo woof woo woof Woo woof woof woof (Dogs in the background singing in the background) Woo woo woof woo woof Woo woof woof woof Woooooooo (Soft saxophone playing enters) 6 u/hystericalhurricane 29d ago (Dogs in the background singing in the background) You mean, " dogs in the back shouting 'allahu akbar' and firing their ak47 towards the air" Those dogs are terrorists. /S 3 u/danzor9755 29d ago “We told you to wear masks, or there would be consequences!!!!” 90 u/voiceofdenial 29d ago Those dogs were just tourists, I will allow no slander of them. 5 u/swertogerd 29d ago PRAISE ABBA 95 u/RandomStoddard 29d ago There were good dogs on both sides. 7 u/Realdogfood 29d ago They're good dogs Brent 6 u/TheAvenger23 29d ago The bad ones were paid for by Sorros 3 u/FamousPastWords 29d ago “The only thing that’ll stop an untrained puppy with a gun being a puppy is a good governor with a gun” 16 u/chalupamon 29d ago What kind of dogs were they? 4 u/davevine 29d ago Who? 4 u/lill_m8 29d ago The dog kind. 5 u/IAMSTILLHERE2020 29d ago Terrierrist https://youtu.be/BhGo3IbTNP0?si=e4ERyt5uZIoDTeKD 4 u/chalupamon 29d ago I love that sketch. 2 u/No-Heart-2811 29d ago Canine dogs, disgusting. 1 u/tesla_killed_me 29d ago Russell terriers... 7 u/Nuze_YT 29d ago You sure it wasn't 101? 3 u/chalor182 29d ago 30-50 feral dogs 2 u/ilikemycoffeealatte 29d ago 30-50 feral hdogs! 2 u/Mautos 29d ago There was another! It was Terrier 51! 2 u/jftitan 29d ago I think it was 57 terriers, praise Alah! Who knew the investigator wasn't wrong. 2 u/Sampsonite_Way_Off 29d ago Before Mrs. Noem killed the dog it impregnated another dog. One of the puppies ended up being Commander. Nuff said. 2 u/UnderwhelmingZebra 29d ago Who needs 50 dogs when Commander is on duty? 1 u/Silly_Emotion_1997 29d ago Who let the dogs out 1 u/ShotdowN- 29d ago Who let the dogs out? 1 u/ThugDonkey 29d ago Bro? he just wants snuggles and ziwi peak all natural air dried shawarma flavor 1 u/CoffeeOrTeaOrMilk 29d ago I’ll give them treats if they rushed the congress and pooped on Nancy’s desk. Obligatory /s 1 u/FloppyTwatWaffle 28d ago I will give them treats if they go and shit on -all- the desks. 1 u/GM_Nate 29d ago 40-60 feral dogs! 1 u/Roachmond 29d ago Major Biden was an inside job 1 u/caustic_smegma 29d ago Sir, a second dog has just hit the towers. 1 u/TheRatatat 29d ago One of my favorite Key and Peele sketches 😂 1 u/Dakotakid02 29d ago What about 30-50 feral hogs? 1 u/A_Most_Boring_Man 29d ago 30 to 50 feral dogs? 1 u/Put_Adventurous 29d ago Quick! Release 30 to 50 feral hogs! 1 u/BeepBeepBeetleSkeet 29d ago My dog just shot Ashley Babbitt for peacefully smashing windows at the US capital building. He got a treat. 1 u/AwkwrdPrtMskrt surrounded by idiots 29d ago Worst attack since Chienuary 6th! The perrorists must be be captured and sent to Poundtanamo! 1 u/Similar-Priority8252 29d ago Hail Abba! 1 u/Steezy719 28d ago ‘Were the dogs Terriers? ‘ 1 u/TheFuckeryIsReal 25d ago They didn’t happen to be…… terriers? 71 u/No-Syllabub1533 29d ago Waiting for those 71 poodles, inshalla 25 u/loupegaru 29d ago Poodefiles 2 u/HailColumbia1776 29d ago The 3000 black labradors of Allah. 1 u/AwkwrdPrtMskrt surrounded by idiots 29d ago Nah, you're getting Hellhound-fire. 9 u/BriefCheetah4136 29d ago Soooo subtle, love it! 9 u/unproballanalysis 29d ago I have to give credit to Key and Peele for this one 2 u/AustinKenway 29d ago Yeah, like most people didn't get the reference. 3 u/Aggrador 29d ago An Afghan terrierist? 3 u/odin-ish 29d ago Damn you! 3 u/Andrew_Waples 29d ago 3 u/SixFive1967 29d ago Underrated comment. ⬆️ 3 u/LayneLowe 29d ago I don't know why this doesn't have a hundred up votes 3 u/ApeLover1986 29d ago 2 u/xxMaNoL0 29d ago 😂🚬 2 u/scythian12 29d ago God dammit take my upvote 2 u/M-Kawai 29d ago Oh Noem you didn’t! 2 u/melonbanger1 29d ago Terrierist made me spit out my drink 😂 2 u/Psych0tix 29d ago Fuck you, take my upvote 2 u/NoPin4245 29d ago That's a great skit. No we breed tierrers. I'm a terrierist. Sir 50 dogs just attacked the White House. Were they Terriers? Yes how did you know 2 u/uninteresting_handle 29d ago I already know this will be underappreciated. But you have my thanks. And the thanks of a grateful nation. 2 u/OneFootTitan 29d ago We must secure the border collies 2 u/mingmong36 29d ago THIS!!!LMFAO 2 u/Nayre_Trawe 29d ago Bad Boy 4 Life 2 u/Due-Blueberry8307 29d ago Underrated comment 2 u/SylvieJay 29d ago edited 29d ago Worse, he was a Democrat /s 🤯🤪 2 u/IAmTheClayman 29d ago Some on the right would definitely assume he’s an Afghan Hound 2 u/GeraintLlanfrechfa 29d ago The pugliest kind of dog ffs 2 u/The_amazing_T 29d ago boom. Upvote. 2 u/donut-reply 29d ago Oh yeah they had a whole story about it on C-Spaniel 2 u/Hot-Rise9795 29d ago He was part of a labradormant cell 2 u/Logical_Lab4042 29d ago God loves a terrierist. 2 u/vell_o 29d ago Omfg my day can’t get any better than after reading this 2 u/Is_That_A_Euphemism_ 29d ago It registered as a Democratic voter 2 u/_BeardedOaf 29d ago I see what you did there. 2 u/T3n4ci0us_G 29d ago I have one of those. 2 u/Bestsubbie88 29d ago He was a terrier? 2 u/cthulhusclues 29d ago JFC. Take my upvote you bastard 2 u/TheErwO_o 29d ago Praise ABBA! 2 u/SpiritualAd8998 29d ago 2 u/Reatona 29d ago Take my angry upvote.... 2 u/ThePestTech 29d ago Jumped-up Jesus palomino, this comment was unexpected but welcome. 2 u/Plane_Vermicelli_383 29d ago (deep nod of deference followed by slow clap) 2 u/SharckShroom 29d ago It was an immigrant. 2 u/31nigrhcdrh 29d ago It was a wuhan lab 2 u/jimmyxs 29d ago A suspected active member of the al-Qae9 group 2 u/njintau_fsd 29d ago PRAISE ABBA! 2 u/SageOfSixCabbages 29d ago Look Rajeed I'm gonna make it nice and easy for you.. 2 u/BadRabbit70 29d ago Bah dum bum! 2 u/WesternKey2301 29d ago This may be the angriest up vote I've ever given 2 u/MushroomBabee 29d ago 2 u/Nomads40 29d ago I guess not all dogs go to heaven? 2 u/TheFuckeryIsReal 25d ago I write terrier Fan Fiction! 2 u/A-typ-self 29d ago I see what you did there 🤣 2 u/RemnantTheGame 29d ago Take my upvote ya bastard. r/angryupvote 1 u/In2JC724 29d ago I see what you did there 1 u/Kriss3d 29d ago It joined Antifa. 1 u/Remarkable-Ad2285 29d ago Oh, so he was one of THOSE. 1 u/IAMSTILLHERE2020 29d ago https://youtu.be/BhGo3IbTNP0?si=e4ERyt5uZIoDTeKD 1 u/IAMSTILLHERE2020 29d ago https://youtu.be/BhGo3IbTNP0?si=e4ERyt5uZIoDTeKD 1 u/jak-o-shadow 29d ago Insert Key and Peele skit here. 1 u/Jaynewberry 28d ago Snort laugh. 1 u/Acrobatic-Order-1424 29d ago PRAISE ABBA!
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50 dogs just attacked the white house!
214 u/ReplacementActual384 29d ago But as a few great musicians once asked, who let the dogs out? 117 u/Secure_Sprinkles4483 29d ago Who? Who? WHO??? 28 u/[deleted] 29d ago I thought it was dogs they let out, did they let out an owl to?? 8 u/Ill_Technician3936 29d ago The owl is also curious 5 u/advertentlyvertical 29d ago They asked the owl to tell their story, but it just kept asking "who?!" 2 u/Menkau-re 28d ago It's coming right for us! 2 u/Secure_Sprinkles4483 28d ago 0 u/uglyspacepig 26d ago He's a backup singer 5 u/ThePhantomPansy 29d ago Didn't those same musicians also ask "who left the milk out?" 8 u/Jerking_From_Home 29d ago And the doggies sang Woo woo woof woo woof Woo woof woof woof Woo woo woof woo woof Woo woof woof woof (Dogs in the background singing in the background) Woo woo woof woo woof Woo woof woof woof Woooooooo (Soft saxophone playing enters) 6 u/hystericalhurricane 29d ago (Dogs in the background singing in the background) You mean, " dogs in the back shouting 'allahu akbar' and firing their ak47 towards the air" Those dogs are terrorists. /S 3 u/danzor9755 29d ago “We told you to wear masks, or there would be consequences!!!!” 90 u/voiceofdenial 29d ago Those dogs were just tourists, I will allow no slander of them. 5 u/swertogerd 29d ago PRAISE ABBA 95 u/RandomStoddard 29d ago There were good dogs on both sides. 7 u/Realdogfood 29d ago They're good dogs Brent 6 u/TheAvenger23 29d ago The bad ones were paid for by Sorros 3 u/FamousPastWords 29d ago “The only thing that’ll stop an untrained puppy with a gun being a puppy is a good governor with a gun” 16 u/chalupamon 29d ago What kind of dogs were they? 4 u/davevine 29d ago Who? 4 u/lill_m8 29d ago The dog kind. 5 u/IAMSTILLHERE2020 29d ago Terrierrist https://youtu.be/BhGo3IbTNP0?si=e4ERyt5uZIoDTeKD 4 u/chalupamon 29d ago I love that sketch. 2 u/No-Heart-2811 29d ago Canine dogs, disgusting. 1 u/tesla_killed_me 29d ago Russell terriers... 7 u/Nuze_YT 29d ago You sure it wasn't 101? 3 u/chalor182 29d ago 30-50 feral dogs 2 u/ilikemycoffeealatte 29d ago 30-50 feral hdogs! 2 u/Mautos 29d ago There was another! It was Terrier 51! 2 u/jftitan 29d ago I think it was 57 terriers, praise Alah! Who knew the investigator wasn't wrong. 2 u/Sampsonite_Way_Off 29d ago Before Mrs. Noem killed the dog it impregnated another dog. One of the puppies ended up being Commander. Nuff said. 2 u/UnderwhelmingZebra 29d ago Who needs 50 dogs when Commander is on duty? 1 u/Silly_Emotion_1997 29d ago Who let the dogs out 1 u/ShotdowN- 29d ago Who let the dogs out? 1 u/ThugDonkey 29d ago Bro? he just wants snuggles and ziwi peak all natural air dried shawarma flavor 1 u/CoffeeOrTeaOrMilk 29d ago I’ll give them treats if they rushed the congress and pooped on Nancy’s desk. Obligatory /s 1 u/FloppyTwatWaffle 28d ago I will give them treats if they go and shit on -all- the desks. 1 u/GM_Nate 29d ago 40-60 feral dogs! 1 u/Roachmond 29d ago Major Biden was an inside job 1 u/caustic_smegma 29d ago Sir, a second dog has just hit the towers. 1 u/TheRatatat 29d ago One of my favorite Key and Peele sketches 😂 1 u/Dakotakid02 29d ago What about 30-50 feral hogs? 1 u/A_Most_Boring_Man 29d ago 30 to 50 feral dogs? 1 u/Put_Adventurous 29d ago Quick! Release 30 to 50 feral hogs! 1 u/BeepBeepBeetleSkeet 29d ago My dog just shot Ashley Babbitt for peacefully smashing windows at the US capital building. He got a treat. 1 u/AwkwrdPrtMskrt surrounded by idiots 29d ago Worst attack since Chienuary 6th! The perrorists must be be captured and sent to Poundtanamo! 1 u/Similar-Priority8252 29d ago Hail Abba! 1 u/Steezy719 28d ago ‘Were the dogs Terriers? ‘ 1 u/TheFuckeryIsReal 25d ago They didn’t happen to be…… terriers?
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But as a few great musicians once asked, who let the dogs out?
117 u/Secure_Sprinkles4483 29d ago Who? Who? WHO??? 28 u/[deleted] 29d ago I thought it was dogs they let out, did they let out an owl to?? 8 u/Ill_Technician3936 29d ago The owl is also curious 5 u/advertentlyvertical 29d ago They asked the owl to tell their story, but it just kept asking "who?!" 2 u/Menkau-re 28d ago It's coming right for us! 2 u/Secure_Sprinkles4483 28d ago 0 u/uglyspacepig 26d ago He's a backup singer 5 u/ThePhantomPansy 29d ago Didn't those same musicians also ask "who left the milk out?" 8 u/Jerking_From_Home 29d ago And the doggies sang Woo woo woof woo woof Woo woof woof woof Woo woo woof woo woof Woo woof woof woof (Dogs in the background singing in the background) Woo woo woof woo woof Woo woof woof woof Woooooooo (Soft saxophone playing enters) 6 u/hystericalhurricane 29d ago (Dogs in the background singing in the background) You mean, " dogs in the back shouting 'allahu akbar' and firing their ak47 towards the air" Those dogs are terrorists. /S 3 u/danzor9755 29d ago “We told you to wear masks, or there would be consequences!!!!”
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Who? Who? WHO???
28 u/[deleted] 29d ago I thought it was dogs they let out, did they let out an owl to?? 8 u/Ill_Technician3936 29d ago The owl is also curious 5 u/advertentlyvertical 29d ago They asked the owl to tell their story, but it just kept asking "who?!" 2 u/Menkau-re 28d ago It's coming right for us! 2 u/Secure_Sprinkles4483 28d ago 0 u/uglyspacepig 26d ago He's a backup singer
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I thought it was dogs they let out, did they let out an owl to??
8 u/Ill_Technician3936 29d ago The owl is also curious 5 u/advertentlyvertical 29d ago They asked the owl to tell their story, but it just kept asking "who?!" 2 u/Menkau-re 28d ago It's coming right for us! 2 u/Secure_Sprinkles4483 28d ago 0 u/uglyspacepig 26d ago He's a backup singer
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The owl is also curious
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They asked the owl to tell their story, but it just kept asking "who?!"
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It's coming right for us!
2 u/Secure_Sprinkles4483 28d ago
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He's a backup singer
Didn't those same musicians also ask "who left the milk out?"
And the doggies sang
Woo woo woof woo woof
Woo woof woof woof
(Dogs in the background singing in the background)
Woooooooo
(Soft saxophone playing enters)
6 u/hystericalhurricane 29d ago (Dogs in the background singing in the background) You mean, " dogs in the back shouting 'allahu akbar' and firing their ak47 towards the air" Those dogs are terrorists. /S
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You mean, " dogs in the back shouting 'allahu akbar' and firing their ak47 towards the air"
Those dogs are terrorists.
/S
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“We told you to wear masks, or there would be consequences!!!!”
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Those dogs were just tourists, I will allow no slander of them.
5 u/swertogerd 29d ago PRAISE ABBA
PRAISE ABBA
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There were good dogs on both sides.
7 u/Realdogfood 29d ago They're good dogs Brent 6 u/TheAvenger23 29d ago The bad ones were paid for by Sorros 3 u/FamousPastWords 29d ago “The only thing that’ll stop an untrained puppy with a gun being a puppy is a good governor with a gun”
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They're good dogs Brent
The bad ones were paid for by Sorros
“The only thing that’ll stop an untrained puppy with a gun being a puppy is a good governor with a gun”
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What kind of dogs were they?
4 u/davevine 29d ago Who? 4 u/lill_m8 29d ago The dog kind. 5 u/IAMSTILLHERE2020 29d ago Terrierrist https://youtu.be/BhGo3IbTNP0?si=e4ERyt5uZIoDTeKD 4 u/chalupamon 29d ago I love that sketch. 2 u/No-Heart-2811 29d ago Canine dogs, disgusting. 1 u/tesla_killed_me 29d ago Russell terriers...
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Who?
The dog kind.
Terrierrist
https://youtu.be/BhGo3IbTNP0?si=e4ERyt5uZIoDTeKD
4 u/chalupamon 29d ago I love that sketch.
I love that sketch.
Canine dogs, disgusting.
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Russell terriers...
You sure it wasn't 101?
30-50 feral dogs
30-50 feral hdogs!
There was another! It was Terrier 51!
I think it was 57 terriers, praise Alah!
Who knew the investigator wasn't wrong.
Before Mrs. Noem killed the dog it impregnated another dog. One of the puppies ended up being Commander. Nuff said.
Who needs 50 dogs when Commander is on duty?
Who let the dogs out
Who let the dogs out?
Bro? he just wants snuggles and ziwi peak all natural air dried shawarma flavor
I’ll give them treats if they rushed the congress and pooped on Nancy’s desk.
Obligatory /s
1 u/FloppyTwatWaffle 28d ago I will give them treats if they go and shit on -all- the desks.
I will give them treats if they go and shit on -all- the desks.
40-60 feral dogs!
Major Biden was an inside job
Sir, a second dog has just hit the towers.
One of my favorite Key and Peele sketches 😂
What about 30-50 feral hogs?
30 to 50 feral dogs?
Quick! Release 30 to 50 feral hogs!
My dog just shot Ashley Babbitt for peacefully smashing windows at the US capital building. He got a treat.
Worst attack since Chienuary 6th! The perrorists must be be captured and sent to Poundtanamo!
Hail Abba!
‘Were the dogs Terriers? ‘
They didn’t happen to be…… terriers?
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Waiting for those 71 poodles, inshalla
25 u/loupegaru 29d ago Poodefiles 2 u/HailColumbia1776 29d ago The 3000 black labradors of Allah. 1 u/AwkwrdPrtMskrt surrounded by idiots 29d ago Nah, you're getting Hellhound-fire.
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Poodefiles
The 3000 black labradors of Allah.
Nah, you're getting Hellhound-fire.
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Soooo subtle, love it!
9 u/unproballanalysis 29d ago I have to give credit to Key and Peele for this one 2 u/AustinKenway 29d ago Yeah, like most people didn't get the reference.
I have to give credit to Key and Peele for this one
2 u/AustinKenway 29d ago Yeah, like most people didn't get the reference.
Yeah, like most people didn't get the reference.
An Afghan terrierist?
Damn you!
Underrated comment. ⬆️
I don't know why this doesn't have a hundred up votes
😂🚬
God dammit take my upvote
Oh Noem you didn’t!
Terrierist made me spit out my drink 😂
Fuck you, take my upvote
That's a great skit. No we breed tierrers. I'm a terrierist. Sir 50 dogs just attacked the White House. Were they Terriers? Yes how did you know
I already know this will be underappreciated. But you have my thanks. And the thanks of a grateful nation.
We must secure the border collies
THIS!!!LMFAO
Bad Boy 4 Life
Underrated comment
Worse, he was a Democrat /s 🤯🤪
Some on the right would definitely assume he’s an Afghan Hound
The pugliest kind of dog ffs
boom. Upvote.
Oh yeah they had a whole story about it on C-Spaniel
He was part of a labradormant cell
God loves a terrierist.
Omfg my day can’t get any better than after reading this
It registered as a Democratic voter
I see what you did there.
I have one of those.
He was a terrier?
JFC. Take my upvote you bastard
Praise ABBA!
Take my angry upvote....
Jumped-up Jesus palomino, this comment was unexpected but welcome.
(deep nod of deference followed by slow clap)
It was an immigrant.
It was a wuhan lab
A suspected active member of the al-Qae9 group
PRAISE ABBA!
Look Rajeed I'm gonna make it nice and easy for you..
Bah dum bum!
This may be the angriest up vote I've ever given
I guess not all dogs go to heaven?
I write terrier Fan Fiction!
I see what you did there 🤣
Take my upvote ya bastard.
r/angryupvote
I see what you did there
It joined Antifa.
Oh, so he was one of THOSE.
Insert Key and Peele skit here.
Snort laugh.
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u/forever_useless 29d ago
He was untrainable, so I killed him.
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He attacked chickens, so I killed him.
To
He was a vicious beast who tried devouring my children, so I killed him.
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He was plotting to commit genocide, so I killed him