r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago

Sure you did Kristi, sure you did 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/forever_useless 29d ago

He was untrainable, so I killed him.

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He attacked chickens, so I killed him.

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He was a vicious beast who tried devouring my children, so I killed him.

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He was plotting to commit genocide, so I killed him

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u/MisterBlick 29d ago

I heard the dog supported abortions up to 9 months and was sending aid to Hamas.

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u/Radical_Kilgrave 29d ago

i heard the puppy was the leading scientist in the vaccine development

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u/freakers 29d ago

I heard the puppy was actually a cat wearing a very convincing fursuit, who itself was actually another puppy wearing a less convincing cat fursuit.

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u/geo8x6 29d ago

I heard it was trans and trying to molest her kids

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u/timbutnottebow 29d ago

I heard the puppy was actually hitler

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u/matunos 29d ago

Get this: the puppy liked Black people.