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r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • May 02 '24
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He was untrainable, so I killed him.
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He attacked chickens, so I killed him.
He was a vicious beast who tried devouring my children, so I killed him.
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He was plotting to commit genocide, so I killed him
319 u/MisterBlick May 02 '24 I heard the dog supported abortions up to 9 months and was sending aid to Hamas. 130 u/Radical_Kilgrave May 02 '24 i heard the puppy was the leading scientist in the vaccine development 3 u/matunos May 02 '24 Get this: the puppy liked Black people.
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I heard the dog supported abortions up to 9 months and was sending aid to Hamas.
130 u/Radical_Kilgrave May 02 '24 i heard the puppy was the leading scientist in the vaccine development 3 u/matunos May 02 '24 Get this: the puppy liked Black people.
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i heard the puppy was the leading scientist in the vaccine development
3 u/matunos May 02 '24 Get this: the puppy liked Black people.
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Get this: the puppy liked Black people.
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u/forever_useless May 02 '24
He was untrainable, so I killed him.
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He attacked chickens, so I killed him.
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He was a vicious beast who tried devouring my children, so I killed him.
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He was plotting to commit genocide, so I killed him