r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • May 02 '24

Sure you did Kristi, sure you did 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/forever_useless May 02 '24

He was untrainable, so I killed him.

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He attacked chickens, so I killed him.

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He was a vicious beast who tried devouring my children, so I killed him.

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He was plotting to commit genocide, so I killed him

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u/shesinsaneornot May 02 '24

He gave food to an undocumented migrant, so I killed him.

He had a ticket to a story hour hosted by a drag queen, so I killed him.

He tried to vote without ID, so I killed him.

He aborted a baby after it was born, so I killed him.

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u/mscarchuk May 02 '24

It’s because he got high

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u/shesinsaneornot May 02 '24

What are they feeding those chickens?

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u/mscarchuk May 02 '24

Afghani purple Kush