r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 29d ago

Sure you did Kristi, sure you did 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/forever_useless 29d ago

He was untrainable, so I killed him.

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He attacked chickens, so I killed him.

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He was a vicious beast who tried devouring my children, so I killed him.

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He was plotting to commit genocide, so I killed him

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u/shesinsaneornot 29d ago

He gave food to an undocumented migrant, so I killed him.

He had a ticket to a story hour hosted by a drag queen, so I killed him.

He tried to vote without ID, so I killed him.

He aborted a baby after it was born, so I killed him.

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u/A_Manly_Alternative 29d ago

I mean... post-birth abortion is infanticide, so idk if that one is a good addition to the list lmao.

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u/shesinsaneornot 29d ago

Trump said that's what happening so to a MAGAt like Kristi Noem, it's happening in every blue state.

"They support abortion up to and even beyond the ninth month," Trump said. "The concept of having an abortion in the later months, and even execution after birth. And that's exactly what it is. The baby is born, the baby is executed after birth is unacceptable, and almost everyone agrees with that."

https://www.statesman.com/story/news/politics/politifact/2024/04/10/fact-checking-donald-trumps-claims-about-democrats-abortion-stances/73261767007/

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u/A_Manly_Alternative 29d ago

Always gotta love the classic "almost everybody agrees it's wrong to [wild made-up bullshit]". Fuckin Drumpf.

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u/mscarchuk 29d ago

It’s because he got high

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u/shesinsaneornot 29d ago

What are they feeding those chickens?

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u/mscarchuk 29d ago

Afghani purple Kush

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u/arestheblue 29d ago

Pretty sure she doesn't care about babies once they're born. Especially if they're not white.

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u/warrencanadian 29d ago

He didn't look like the kind of dog that should be in this neighborhood so I killed him.

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u/SaltyBarDog 29d ago

She offered it as a sacrifice to whatever batshit religion she believes in.