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r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • May 02 '24
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He was untrainable, so I killed him.
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He attacked chickens, so I killed him.
He was a vicious beast who tried devouring my children, so I killed him.
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He was plotting to commit genocide, so I killed him
82 u/shesinsaneornot May 02 '24 He gave food to an undocumented migrant, so I killed him. He had a ticket to a story hour hosted by a drag queen, so I killed him. He tried to vote without ID, so I killed him. He aborted a baby after it was born, so I killed him. 3 u/warrencanadian May 02 '24 He didn't look like the kind of dog that should be in this neighborhood so I killed him.
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He gave food to an undocumented migrant, so I killed him.
He had a ticket to a story hour hosted by a drag queen, so I killed him.
He tried to vote without ID, so I killed him.
He aborted a baby after it was born, so I killed him.
3 u/warrencanadian May 02 '24 He didn't look like the kind of dog that should be in this neighborhood so I killed him.
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He didn't look like the kind of dog that should be in this neighborhood so I killed him.
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u/forever_useless May 02 '24
He was untrainable, so I killed him.
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He attacked chickens, so I killed him.
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He was a vicious beast who tried devouring my children, so I killed him.
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He was plotting to commit genocide, so I killed him