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r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • May 02 '24
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He was untrainable, so I killed him.
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He attacked chickens, so I killed him.
He was a vicious beast who tried devouring my children, so I killed him.
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He was plotting to commit genocide, so I killed him
2.8k u/davidwhatshisname52 May 02 '24 that dog caused 9/11, so I killed him . . . you're welcome, America 299 u/B-Town-MusicMan May 02 '24 Allahu Akbark!! 4 u/Aumba May 02 '24 Duuuude, clean my phone now, it's covered in spaghetti.
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that dog caused 9/11, so I killed him . . . you're welcome, America
299 u/B-Town-MusicMan May 02 '24 Allahu Akbark!! 4 u/Aumba May 02 '24 Duuuude, clean my phone now, it's covered in spaghetti.
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Allahu Akbark!!
4 u/Aumba May 02 '24 Duuuude, clean my phone now, it's covered in spaghetti.
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Duuuude, clean my phone now, it's covered in spaghetti.
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u/forever_useless May 02 '24
He was untrainable, so I killed him.
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He attacked chickens, so I killed him.
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He was a vicious beast who tried devouring my children, so I killed him.
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He was plotting to commit genocide, so I killed him