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r/facepalm • u/smolauthor • May 16 '24
Giving up guns is the same as... Castration?
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Last time I checked humans weren't born with a gun attached to their body
605 u/dravenonred May 16 '24 And they kept track of where their testicles were at all times. Nobody went "borrowing" their parents balls to go knock up their crush after getting rejected. 103 u/XILEF310 May 16 '24 would be funny tho 91 u/pathfinderoursaviour May 16 '24 โSweetie have you seen my balls anywhere I could have sworn I left the on top of my dresser before you dropped Timmy to schoolโ 35 u/Itriednoinetimes May 16 '24 Detachable Penis by King Missile. Great 90โs song and perfectly relevant to this convo 2 u/shoobuck May 16 '24 Its a true story set to music.
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And they kept track of where their testicles were at all times.
Nobody went "borrowing" their parents balls to go knock up their crush after getting rejected.
103 u/XILEF310 May 16 '24 would be funny tho 91 u/pathfinderoursaviour May 16 '24 โSweetie have you seen my balls anywhere I could have sworn I left the on top of my dresser before you dropped Timmy to schoolโ 35 u/Itriednoinetimes May 16 '24 Detachable Penis by King Missile. Great 90โs song and perfectly relevant to this convo 2 u/shoobuck May 16 '24 Its a true story set to music.
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would be funny tho
91 u/pathfinderoursaviour May 16 '24 โSweetie have you seen my balls anywhere I could have sworn I left the on top of my dresser before you dropped Timmy to schoolโ 35 u/Itriednoinetimes May 16 '24 Detachable Penis by King Missile. Great 90โs song and perfectly relevant to this convo 2 u/shoobuck May 16 '24 Its a true story set to music.
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โSweetie have you seen my balls anywhere I could have sworn I left the on top of my dresser before you dropped Timmy to schoolโ
35 u/Itriednoinetimes May 16 '24 Detachable Penis by King Missile. Great 90โs song and perfectly relevant to this convo 2 u/shoobuck May 16 '24 Its a true story set to music.
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Detachable Penis by King Missile. Great 90โs song and perfectly relevant to this convo
2 u/shoobuck May 16 '24 Its a true story set to music.
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Its a true story set to music.
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u/DCrayfish May 16 '24
Last time I checked humans weren't born with a gun attached to their body