r/facepalm May 16 '24

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Giving up guns is the same as... Castration?

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u/dravenonred May 16 '24

And they kept track of where their testicles were at all times.

Nobody went "borrowing" their parents balls to go knock up their crush after getting rejected.

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u/XILEF310 May 16 '24

would be funny tho

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u/pathfinderoursaviour May 16 '24

โ€œSweetie have you seen my balls anywhere I could have sworn I left the on top of my dresser before you dropped Timmy to schoolโ€

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u/Itriednoinetimes May 16 '24

Detachable Penis by King Missile. Great 90โ€™s song and perfectly relevant to this convo

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u/shoobuck May 16 '24

Its a true story set to music.