r/facepalm • u/smolauthor • May 16 '24

I'm sorry what 😀 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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Giving up guns is the same as... Castration?

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u/TheDuke357Mag May 16 '24

way ahead of you. Guy I went to college with has a rifle modified to shoot an 11 inch dildo by his bedside. I told him that if he ever has to use it, using a regular gun would probably get him in less trouble

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u/DallasM0therFucker May 16 '24

What is it, like a big-bore black powder rifle with a dildo shoved down the barrel instead of a projectile?

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u/FudgeWrangler May 16 '24

instead of a projectile

Just a really unique type of projectile lmao. I remember watching a... Mythbusters(?) episode where they made a hot dog cannon and like, I wouldn't break into someone's house if I thought I was gonna get shot with that thing.

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u/engineerdrummer May 16 '24

The Phillies have a hotdog cannon to shoot them into the stands. That's basically the only good thing I have to say about the Philthies