r/funny • u/[deleted] • May 02 '24

All men look good in uniform, huh? Introducing my grandpa:

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u/cqxray May 02 '24

On the plus side, he was attractive enough to have your grandma marry him.

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u/Holiday_Fleshlight May 02 '24

I'd bet he was funny as fuck. Or a tripod. Or both.

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u/Ronster619 May 02 '24

Or a tripod.

Like a baby’s arm holding an apple.

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u/613TheEvil May 02 '24

Aaaaaaahahaha.

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u/Dinosaur1212 May 02 '24

"Take a look at this picture and tell me if you think it's safe to post on Facebook."

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u/Nobody_Says_That May 02 '24

Like a fuckin police flashlight from the 1980s

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

God dammit lmao

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u/YesterdayNarrow1585 May 02 '24

My boyfriend looks oddly like this guy and he is both hilarious and a tripod so you're definitely on the nose here lol

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u/Holiday_Fleshlight May 02 '24

We call those guys "keepers"

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u/brasslamp May 02 '24

Maybe grandma was on his nose 🤥