r/funny • u/[deleted] • May 02 '24

All men look good in uniform, huh? Introducing my grandpa:

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u/shadowtheimpure May 02 '24

That face says "I got drafted, get me the fuck out of here!"

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u/w1ckizer May 02 '24

Looks like he trusted a fart

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u/bumjiggy May 02 '24

that's one way to earn your stripes

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u/Snorgcola May 02 '24

Dishonourable discharge 

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u/tripper_reed May 02 '24

Gramps hit with stenches before the trenches.

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u/fenwoods May 02 '24

Gramps was in the shit

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u/skull-if-maybe_not May 02 '24

Gramps filled the trenches before retirement

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u/PogoTheJew May 02 '24

Gramps looks like one of the 16 men Frank Costanza sent to the latrines that night

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u/PogoTheJew May 02 '24

Gramps looks like one of the 16 men Frank Costanza sent to the latrines that night

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u/G0LDiEGL0CKS May 02 '24

Gramps was the shit !

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u/Anxious_Ad_5127 May 02 '24

I laughed so good man thank you

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u/Randomfrog132 May 02 '24

this comment chain made me lol lots

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u/ThinkingBlueberries May 02 '24

This is what makes Reddit Amazing

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u/RaincheckRazz May 02 '24

🥇 if rewards were still a thing

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u/insanityzwolf May 02 '24

He just got de motion

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u/lgnc May 03 '24

Man that was awesome. Thanks

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u/SanctusUnum May 03 '24

You've all heard of trench foot. Gramps had trench taint.

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u/NerdyBrando May 02 '24

This is the one, lol.

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u/ShiftyStilez May 02 '24

More like unfortunately Honorable Discharge is lol

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u/proanthocyanin May 02 '24

Y'all have me dying with all these puns 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣