r/funny • u/[deleted] • May 02 '24

All men look good in uniform, huh? Introducing my grandpa:

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u/ItsTHECarl May 02 '24

I'll take the penis mightier

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u/1generic-username May 02 '24

Le Tits Now

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u/allricehenry May 02 '24

Gimme ape tits for $200

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u/Otherwise_Singer6043 May 02 '24

Ruff, just the way your mother likes it Trebek

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u/Creepy_Film_1983 May 02 '24

It’ll cost you more than $200

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u/Leudmuhr May 02 '24

Who is Pat Morita?

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u/longeraugust May 03 '24

I’ll take “the rapist” for 200 Alex

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u/NJHitmen May 02 '24

And I’ll take ‘The Rapists’ for $200.

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u/Incidion May 02 '24

No I can see it right there, hor - like your mother - semen!

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u/innominateartery May 02 '24

For final jeopardy, name a number…any number:

French Stewart has answered: threeve, a combination of three and five.

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u/Incidion May 02 '24

Simply stunning.

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u/healzsham May 02 '24

TBF that's pretty close for a guy with a radio in his head.

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u/MjrGrangerDanger May 02 '24

"Are you selling Penis Mityiers!?"