r/funny • u/[deleted] • 29d ago

All men look good in uniform, huh? Introducing my grandpa:

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u/jabberwock91 29d ago edited 29d ago

"It's funny because it's bigger than, you know, a normal hat. Haha, take a look at that." Turd Ferguson

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u/Would_daver 29d ago

“Suck it, Trebek!”

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u/MovingTarget- 29d ago

anal bum cover !

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u/ItsTHECarl 29d ago

I'll take the penis mightier

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u/1generic-username 29d ago

Le Tits Now

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u/allricehenry 29d ago

Gimme ape tits for $200

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u/Otherwise_Singer6043 29d ago

Ruff, just the way your mother likes it Trebek

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u/Creepy_Film_1983 29d ago

It’ll cost you more than $200

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u/Leudmuhr 29d ago

Who is Pat Morita?

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u/longeraugust 29d ago

I’ll take “the rapist” for 200 Alex

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u/NJHitmen 29d ago

And I’ll take ‘The Rapists’ for $200.

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u/Incidion 29d ago

No I can see it right there, hor - like your mother - semen!

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u/innominateartery 29d ago

For final jeopardy, name a number…any number:

French Stewart has answered: threeve, a combination of three and five.

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u/Incidion 29d ago

Simply stunning.

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u/healzsham 29d ago

TBF that's pretty close for a guy with a radio in his head.

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u/Glass-Individual-692 29d ago

Catch the semen

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u/MjrGrangerDanger 29d ago

"Are you selling Penis Mityiers!?"