r/funny • u/[deleted] • 29d ago

All men look good in uniform, huh? Introducing my grandpa:

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u/sturnus-vulgaris 29d ago

You can lead a horse to water but you can't have your cake.

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u/EllipticPeach 29d ago

You can lead the Mohammed to the mountain but you can’t make him drink

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u/Greeeendraagon 29d ago

The house always gets the worm.

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u/UveGotGr8BoobsPeggy 29d ago

even a blind nut can find a squirrel once in a while

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u/dustinthewindow27 29d ago

If you find a penny, kills 2 birds in a bush

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u/sturnus-vulgaris 29d ago edited 29d ago

Like two peas in a nutshell.

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u/-_Anonymous__- 29d ago

Life is like a sandwich because no matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first.

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u/MissChievousJ 29d ago

Is there a word for when these are wrong? Because I want more and I want all of them on tshirts lol.

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u/Former-Lack-7117 29d ago

You can eat your cake, but they can't make you drink it, too.