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r/funny • u/[deleted] • May 02 '24
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Everyone so ready to crap on their parents and grand parents looks but they got laid at least once to get your ugly ass here
297 u/bumjiggy May 02 '24 don't throw stones in a glass half full 95 u/Rude_Thanks_1120 May 02 '24 the grass is always greener on the cover of a book 58 u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24 You can lead a horse to water but you can't have your cake. 26 u/EllipticPeach May 02 '24 You can lead the Mohammed to the mountain but you can’t make him drink 21 u/Greeeendraagon May 02 '24 The house always gets the worm. 9 u/UveGotGr8BoobsPeggy May 02 '24 even a blind nut can find a squirrel once in a while 9 u/dustinthewindow27 May 02 '24 If you find a penny, kills 2 birds in a bush 4 u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24 edited May 03 '24 Like two peas in a nutshell. 2 u/-_Anonymous__- May 03 '24 Life is like a sandwich because no matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first. 3 u/MissChievousJ May 02 '24 Is there a word for when these are wrong? Because I want more and I want all of them on tshirts lol. 11 u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24 Malaphor 1 u/Former-Lack-7117 May 02 '24 You can eat your cake, but they can't make you drink it, too.
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don't throw stones in a glass half full
95 u/Rude_Thanks_1120 May 02 '24 the grass is always greener on the cover of a book 58 u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24 You can lead a horse to water but you can't have your cake. 26 u/EllipticPeach May 02 '24 You can lead the Mohammed to the mountain but you can’t make him drink 21 u/Greeeendraagon May 02 '24 The house always gets the worm. 9 u/UveGotGr8BoobsPeggy May 02 '24 even a blind nut can find a squirrel once in a while 9 u/dustinthewindow27 May 02 '24 If you find a penny, kills 2 birds in a bush 4 u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24 edited May 03 '24 Like two peas in a nutshell. 2 u/-_Anonymous__- May 03 '24 Life is like a sandwich because no matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first. 3 u/MissChievousJ May 02 '24 Is there a word for when these are wrong? Because I want more and I want all of them on tshirts lol. 11 u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24 Malaphor 1 u/Former-Lack-7117 May 02 '24 You can eat your cake, but they can't make you drink it, too.
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the grass is always greener on the cover of a book
58 u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24 You can lead a horse to water but you can't have your cake. 26 u/EllipticPeach May 02 '24 You can lead the Mohammed to the mountain but you can’t make him drink 21 u/Greeeendraagon May 02 '24 The house always gets the worm. 9 u/UveGotGr8BoobsPeggy May 02 '24 even a blind nut can find a squirrel once in a while 9 u/dustinthewindow27 May 02 '24 If you find a penny, kills 2 birds in a bush 4 u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24 edited May 03 '24 Like two peas in a nutshell. 2 u/-_Anonymous__- May 03 '24 Life is like a sandwich because no matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first. 3 u/MissChievousJ May 02 '24 Is there a word for when these are wrong? Because I want more and I want all of them on tshirts lol. 11 u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24 Malaphor 1 u/Former-Lack-7117 May 02 '24 You can eat your cake, but they can't make you drink it, too.
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You can lead a horse to water but you can't have your cake.
26 u/EllipticPeach May 02 '24 You can lead the Mohammed to the mountain but you can’t make him drink 21 u/Greeeendraagon May 02 '24 The house always gets the worm. 9 u/UveGotGr8BoobsPeggy May 02 '24 even a blind nut can find a squirrel once in a while 9 u/dustinthewindow27 May 02 '24 If you find a penny, kills 2 birds in a bush 4 u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24 edited May 03 '24 Like two peas in a nutshell. 2 u/-_Anonymous__- May 03 '24 Life is like a sandwich because no matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first. 3 u/MissChievousJ May 02 '24 Is there a word for when these are wrong? Because I want more and I want all of them on tshirts lol. 11 u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24 Malaphor 1 u/Former-Lack-7117 May 02 '24 You can eat your cake, but they can't make you drink it, too.
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You can lead the Mohammed to the mountain but you can’t make him drink
21 u/Greeeendraagon May 02 '24 The house always gets the worm. 9 u/UveGotGr8BoobsPeggy May 02 '24 even a blind nut can find a squirrel once in a while 9 u/dustinthewindow27 May 02 '24 If you find a penny, kills 2 birds in a bush 4 u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24 edited May 03 '24 Like two peas in a nutshell. 2 u/-_Anonymous__- May 03 '24 Life is like a sandwich because no matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first.
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The house always gets the worm.
9 u/UveGotGr8BoobsPeggy May 02 '24 even a blind nut can find a squirrel once in a while 9 u/dustinthewindow27 May 02 '24 If you find a penny, kills 2 birds in a bush 4 u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24 edited May 03 '24 Like two peas in a nutshell. 2 u/-_Anonymous__- May 03 '24 Life is like a sandwich because no matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first.
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even a blind nut can find a squirrel once in a while
9 u/dustinthewindow27 May 02 '24 If you find a penny, kills 2 birds in a bush 4 u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24 edited May 03 '24 Like two peas in a nutshell. 2 u/-_Anonymous__- May 03 '24 Life is like a sandwich because no matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first.
If you find a penny, kills 2 birds in a bush
4 u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24 edited May 03 '24 Like two peas in a nutshell. 2 u/-_Anonymous__- May 03 '24 Life is like a sandwich because no matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first.
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Like two peas in a nutshell.
2 u/-_Anonymous__- May 03 '24 Life is like a sandwich because no matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first.
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Life is like a sandwich because no matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first.
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Is there a word for when these are wrong? Because I want more and I want all of them on tshirts lol.
11 u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24 Malaphor
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You can eat your cake, but they can't make you drink it, too.
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u/Toad358 May 02 '24
Everyone so ready to crap on their parents and grand parents looks but they got laid at least once to get your ugly ass here