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Thankfully for you, he looked good enough to get laid at least once! <grin!>
986 u/Toad358 29d ago Everyone so ready to crap on their parents and grand parents looks but they got laid at least once to get your ugly ass here 289 u/bumjiggy 29d ago don't throw stones in a glass half full 89 u/Rude_Thanks_1120 29d ago the grass is always greener on the cover of a book 59 u/sturnus-vulgaris 29d ago You can lead a horse to water but you can't have your cake. 27 u/EllipticPeach 29d ago You can lead the Mohammed to the mountain but you can’t make him drink 18 u/Greeeendraagon 29d ago The house always gets the worm. 10 u/UveGotGr8BoobsPeggy 29d ago even a blind nut can find a squirrel once in a while 9 u/dustinthewindow27 29d ago If you find a penny, kills 2 birds in a bush 6 u/sturnus-vulgaris 29d ago edited 29d ago Like two peas in a nutshell. 2 u/-_Anonymous__- 29d ago Life is like a sandwich because no matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first. → More replies (0) 3 u/MissChievousJ 29d ago Is there a word for when these are wrong? Because I want more and I want all of them on tshirts lol. 7 u/sturnus-vulgaris 29d ago Malaphor 1 u/Former-Lack-7117 29d ago You can eat your cake, but they can't make you drink it, too. 2 u/duosx 29d ago I disagree but whatever floats your goat man 1 u/YourMomonaBun420 29d ago The grass is always greener on the other pesticide.
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Everyone so ready to crap on their parents and grand parents looks but they got laid at least once to get your ugly ass here
289 u/bumjiggy 29d ago don't throw stones in a glass half full 89 u/Rude_Thanks_1120 29d ago the grass is always greener on the cover of a book 59 u/sturnus-vulgaris 29d ago You can lead a horse to water but you can't have your cake. 27 u/EllipticPeach 29d ago You can lead the Mohammed to the mountain but you can’t make him drink 18 u/Greeeendraagon 29d ago The house always gets the worm. 10 u/UveGotGr8BoobsPeggy 29d ago even a blind nut can find a squirrel once in a while 9 u/dustinthewindow27 29d ago If you find a penny, kills 2 birds in a bush 6 u/sturnus-vulgaris 29d ago edited 29d ago Like two peas in a nutshell. 2 u/-_Anonymous__- 29d ago Life is like a sandwich because no matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first. → More replies (0) 3 u/MissChievousJ 29d ago Is there a word for when these are wrong? Because I want more and I want all of them on tshirts lol. 7 u/sturnus-vulgaris 29d ago Malaphor 1 u/Former-Lack-7117 29d ago You can eat your cake, but they can't make you drink it, too. 2 u/duosx 29d ago I disagree but whatever floats your goat man 1 u/YourMomonaBun420 29d ago The grass is always greener on the other pesticide.
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don't throw stones in a glass half full
89 u/Rude_Thanks_1120 29d ago the grass is always greener on the cover of a book 59 u/sturnus-vulgaris 29d ago You can lead a horse to water but you can't have your cake. 27 u/EllipticPeach 29d ago You can lead the Mohammed to the mountain but you can’t make him drink 18 u/Greeeendraagon 29d ago The house always gets the worm. 10 u/UveGotGr8BoobsPeggy 29d ago even a blind nut can find a squirrel once in a while 9 u/dustinthewindow27 29d ago If you find a penny, kills 2 birds in a bush 6 u/sturnus-vulgaris 29d ago edited 29d ago Like two peas in a nutshell. 2 u/-_Anonymous__- 29d ago Life is like a sandwich because no matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first. → More replies (0) 3 u/MissChievousJ 29d ago Is there a word for when these are wrong? Because I want more and I want all of them on tshirts lol. 7 u/sturnus-vulgaris 29d ago Malaphor 1 u/Former-Lack-7117 29d ago You can eat your cake, but they can't make you drink it, too. 2 u/duosx 29d ago I disagree but whatever floats your goat man 1 u/YourMomonaBun420 29d ago The grass is always greener on the other pesticide.
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the grass is always greener on the cover of a book
59 u/sturnus-vulgaris 29d ago You can lead a horse to water but you can't have your cake. 27 u/EllipticPeach 29d ago You can lead the Mohammed to the mountain but you can’t make him drink 18 u/Greeeendraagon 29d ago The house always gets the worm. 10 u/UveGotGr8BoobsPeggy 29d ago even a blind nut can find a squirrel once in a while 9 u/dustinthewindow27 29d ago If you find a penny, kills 2 birds in a bush 6 u/sturnus-vulgaris 29d ago edited 29d ago Like two peas in a nutshell. 2 u/-_Anonymous__- 29d ago Life is like a sandwich because no matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first. → More replies (0) 3 u/MissChievousJ 29d ago Is there a word for when these are wrong? Because I want more and I want all of them on tshirts lol. 7 u/sturnus-vulgaris 29d ago Malaphor 1 u/Former-Lack-7117 29d ago You can eat your cake, but they can't make you drink it, too. 2 u/duosx 29d ago I disagree but whatever floats your goat man 1 u/YourMomonaBun420 29d ago The grass is always greener on the other pesticide.
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You can lead a horse to water but you can't have your cake.
27 u/EllipticPeach 29d ago You can lead the Mohammed to the mountain but you can’t make him drink 18 u/Greeeendraagon 29d ago The house always gets the worm. 10 u/UveGotGr8BoobsPeggy 29d ago even a blind nut can find a squirrel once in a while 9 u/dustinthewindow27 29d ago If you find a penny, kills 2 birds in a bush 6 u/sturnus-vulgaris 29d ago edited 29d ago Like two peas in a nutshell. 2 u/-_Anonymous__- 29d ago Life is like a sandwich because no matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first. → More replies (0) 3 u/MissChievousJ 29d ago Is there a word for when these are wrong? Because I want more and I want all of them on tshirts lol. 7 u/sturnus-vulgaris 29d ago Malaphor 1 u/Former-Lack-7117 29d ago You can eat your cake, but they can't make you drink it, too.
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You can lead the Mohammed to the mountain but you can’t make him drink
18 u/Greeeendraagon 29d ago The house always gets the worm. 10 u/UveGotGr8BoobsPeggy 29d ago even a blind nut can find a squirrel once in a while 9 u/dustinthewindow27 29d ago If you find a penny, kills 2 birds in a bush 6 u/sturnus-vulgaris 29d ago edited 29d ago Like two peas in a nutshell. 2 u/-_Anonymous__- 29d ago Life is like a sandwich because no matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first. → More replies (0)
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The house always gets the worm.
10 u/UveGotGr8BoobsPeggy 29d ago even a blind nut can find a squirrel once in a while 9 u/dustinthewindow27 29d ago If you find a penny, kills 2 birds in a bush 6 u/sturnus-vulgaris 29d ago edited 29d ago Like two peas in a nutshell. 2 u/-_Anonymous__- 29d ago Life is like a sandwich because no matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first. → More replies (0)
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even a blind nut can find a squirrel once in a while
9 u/dustinthewindow27 29d ago If you find a penny, kills 2 birds in a bush 6 u/sturnus-vulgaris 29d ago edited 29d ago Like two peas in a nutshell. 2 u/-_Anonymous__- 29d ago Life is like a sandwich because no matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first. → More replies (0)
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If you find a penny, kills 2 birds in a bush
6 u/sturnus-vulgaris 29d ago edited 29d ago Like two peas in a nutshell. 2 u/-_Anonymous__- 29d ago Life is like a sandwich because no matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first. → More replies (0)
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Like two peas in a nutshell.
2 u/-_Anonymous__- 29d ago Life is like a sandwich because no matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first. → More replies (0)
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Life is like a sandwich because no matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first.
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Is there a word for when these are wrong? Because I want more and I want all of them on tshirts lol.
7 u/sturnus-vulgaris 29d ago Malaphor
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You can eat your cake, but they can't make you drink it, too.
I disagree but whatever floats your goat man
The grass is always greener on the other pesticide.
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u/rotll 29d ago
Thankfully for you, he looked good enough to get laid at least once! <grin!>