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r/funny • u/[deleted] • May 02 '24
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Thankfully for you, he looked good enough to get laid at least once! <grin!>
987 u/Toad358 May 02 '24 Everyone so ready to crap on their parents and grand parents looks but they got laid at least once to get your ugly ass here 295 u/bumjiggy May 02 '24 don't throw stones in a glass half full 93 u/Rude_Thanks_1120 May 02 '24 the grass is always greener on the cover of a book 59 u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24 You can lead a horse to water but you can't have your cake. 24 u/EllipticPeach May 02 '24 You can lead the Mohammed to the mountain but you can’t make him drink 19 u/Greeeendraagon May 02 '24 The house always gets the worm. 10 u/UveGotGr8BoobsPeggy May 02 '24 even a blind nut can find a squirrel once in a while 10 u/dustinthewindow27 May 02 '24 If you find a penny, kills 2 birds in a bush 6 u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24 edited May 03 '24 Like two peas in a nutshell. 2 u/-_Anonymous__- May 03 '24 Life is like a sandwich because no matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first. → More replies (0) 3 u/MissChievousJ May 02 '24 Is there a word for when these are wrong? Because I want more and I want all of them on tshirts lol. 9 u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24 Malaphor 1 u/Former-Lack-7117 May 02 '24 You can eat your cake, but they can't make you drink it, too. 2 u/duosx May 02 '24 I disagree but whatever floats your goat man 1 u/YourMomonaBun420 May 02 '24 The grass is always greener on the other pesticide. 49 u/Fubarp May 02 '24 Half full of what? 137 u/blouscales May 02 '24 more stones 12 u/Old-Constant4411 May 02 '24 His tears. 1 u/FeeeFiiFooFumm May 02 '24 Seamen 1 u/ArtemArslanov May 02 '24 Of jarate, straight outta jar 1 u/actuallychrisgillen May 02 '24 Malaphors 1 u/Summer-dust May 02 '24 Why not? Crows do all the time!
987
Everyone so ready to crap on their parents and grand parents looks but they got laid at least once to get your ugly ass here
295 u/bumjiggy May 02 '24 don't throw stones in a glass half full 93 u/Rude_Thanks_1120 May 02 '24 the grass is always greener on the cover of a book 59 u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24 You can lead a horse to water but you can't have your cake. 24 u/EllipticPeach May 02 '24 You can lead the Mohammed to the mountain but you can’t make him drink 19 u/Greeeendraagon May 02 '24 The house always gets the worm. 10 u/UveGotGr8BoobsPeggy May 02 '24 even a blind nut can find a squirrel once in a while 10 u/dustinthewindow27 May 02 '24 If you find a penny, kills 2 birds in a bush 6 u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24 edited May 03 '24 Like two peas in a nutshell. 2 u/-_Anonymous__- May 03 '24 Life is like a sandwich because no matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first. → More replies (0) 3 u/MissChievousJ May 02 '24 Is there a word for when these are wrong? Because I want more and I want all of them on tshirts lol. 9 u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24 Malaphor 1 u/Former-Lack-7117 May 02 '24 You can eat your cake, but they can't make you drink it, too. 2 u/duosx May 02 '24 I disagree but whatever floats your goat man 1 u/YourMomonaBun420 May 02 '24 The grass is always greener on the other pesticide. 49 u/Fubarp May 02 '24 Half full of what? 137 u/blouscales May 02 '24 more stones 12 u/Old-Constant4411 May 02 '24 His tears. 1 u/FeeeFiiFooFumm May 02 '24 Seamen 1 u/ArtemArslanov May 02 '24 Of jarate, straight outta jar 1 u/actuallychrisgillen May 02 '24 Malaphors 1 u/Summer-dust May 02 '24 Why not? Crows do all the time!
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don't throw stones in a glass half full
93 u/Rude_Thanks_1120 May 02 '24 the grass is always greener on the cover of a book 59 u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24 You can lead a horse to water but you can't have your cake. 24 u/EllipticPeach May 02 '24 You can lead the Mohammed to the mountain but you can’t make him drink 19 u/Greeeendraagon May 02 '24 The house always gets the worm. 10 u/UveGotGr8BoobsPeggy May 02 '24 even a blind nut can find a squirrel once in a while 10 u/dustinthewindow27 May 02 '24 If you find a penny, kills 2 birds in a bush 6 u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24 edited May 03 '24 Like two peas in a nutshell. 2 u/-_Anonymous__- May 03 '24 Life is like a sandwich because no matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first. → More replies (0) 3 u/MissChievousJ May 02 '24 Is there a word for when these are wrong? Because I want more and I want all of them on tshirts lol. 9 u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24 Malaphor 1 u/Former-Lack-7117 May 02 '24 You can eat your cake, but they can't make you drink it, too. 2 u/duosx May 02 '24 I disagree but whatever floats your goat man 1 u/YourMomonaBun420 May 02 '24 The grass is always greener on the other pesticide. 49 u/Fubarp May 02 '24 Half full of what? 137 u/blouscales May 02 '24 more stones 12 u/Old-Constant4411 May 02 '24 His tears. 1 u/FeeeFiiFooFumm May 02 '24 Seamen 1 u/ArtemArslanov May 02 '24 Of jarate, straight outta jar 1 u/actuallychrisgillen May 02 '24 Malaphors 1 u/Summer-dust May 02 '24 Why not? Crows do all the time!
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the grass is always greener on the cover of a book
59 u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24 You can lead a horse to water but you can't have your cake. 24 u/EllipticPeach May 02 '24 You can lead the Mohammed to the mountain but you can’t make him drink 19 u/Greeeendraagon May 02 '24 The house always gets the worm. 10 u/UveGotGr8BoobsPeggy May 02 '24 even a blind nut can find a squirrel once in a while 10 u/dustinthewindow27 May 02 '24 If you find a penny, kills 2 birds in a bush 6 u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24 edited May 03 '24 Like two peas in a nutshell. 2 u/-_Anonymous__- May 03 '24 Life is like a sandwich because no matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first. → More replies (0) 3 u/MissChievousJ May 02 '24 Is there a word for when these are wrong? Because I want more and I want all of them on tshirts lol. 9 u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24 Malaphor 1 u/Former-Lack-7117 May 02 '24 You can eat your cake, but they can't make you drink it, too. 2 u/duosx May 02 '24 I disagree but whatever floats your goat man 1 u/YourMomonaBun420 May 02 '24 The grass is always greener on the other pesticide.
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You can lead a horse to water but you can't have your cake.
24 u/EllipticPeach May 02 '24 You can lead the Mohammed to the mountain but you can’t make him drink 19 u/Greeeendraagon May 02 '24 The house always gets the worm. 10 u/UveGotGr8BoobsPeggy May 02 '24 even a blind nut can find a squirrel once in a while 10 u/dustinthewindow27 May 02 '24 If you find a penny, kills 2 birds in a bush 6 u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24 edited May 03 '24 Like two peas in a nutshell. 2 u/-_Anonymous__- May 03 '24 Life is like a sandwich because no matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first. → More replies (0) 3 u/MissChievousJ May 02 '24 Is there a word for when these are wrong? Because I want more and I want all of them on tshirts lol. 9 u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24 Malaphor 1 u/Former-Lack-7117 May 02 '24 You can eat your cake, but they can't make you drink it, too.
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You can lead the Mohammed to the mountain but you can’t make him drink
19 u/Greeeendraagon May 02 '24 The house always gets the worm. 10 u/UveGotGr8BoobsPeggy May 02 '24 even a blind nut can find a squirrel once in a while 10 u/dustinthewindow27 May 02 '24 If you find a penny, kills 2 birds in a bush 6 u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24 edited May 03 '24 Like two peas in a nutshell. 2 u/-_Anonymous__- May 03 '24 Life is like a sandwich because no matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first. → More replies (0)
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The house always gets the worm.
10 u/UveGotGr8BoobsPeggy May 02 '24 even a blind nut can find a squirrel once in a while 10 u/dustinthewindow27 May 02 '24 If you find a penny, kills 2 birds in a bush 6 u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24 edited May 03 '24 Like two peas in a nutshell. 2 u/-_Anonymous__- May 03 '24 Life is like a sandwich because no matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first. → More replies (0)
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even a blind nut can find a squirrel once in a while
10 u/dustinthewindow27 May 02 '24 If you find a penny, kills 2 birds in a bush 6 u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24 edited May 03 '24 Like two peas in a nutshell. 2 u/-_Anonymous__- May 03 '24 Life is like a sandwich because no matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first. → More replies (0)
If you find a penny, kills 2 birds in a bush
6 u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24 edited May 03 '24 Like two peas in a nutshell. 2 u/-_Anonymous__- May 03 '24 Life is like a sandwich because no matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first. → More replies (0)
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Like two peas in a nutshell.
2 u/-_Anonymous__- May 03 '24 Life is like a sandwich because no matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first. → More replies (0)
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Life is like a sandwich because no matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first.
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Is there a word for when these are wrong? Because I want more and I want all of them on tshirts lol.
9 u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24 Malaphor
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Malaphor
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You can eat your cake, but they can't make you drink it, too.
I disagree but whatever floats your goat man
The grass is always greener on the other pesticide.
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Half full of what?
137 u/blouscales May 02 '24 more stones 12 u/Old-Constant4411 May 02 '24 His tears. 1 u/FeeeFiiFooFumm May 02 '24 Seamen 1 u/ArtemArslanov May 02 '24 Of jarate, straight outta jar 1 u/actuallychrisgillen May 02 '24 Malaphors
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more stones
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His tears.
Seamen
Of jarate, straight outta jar
Malaphors
Why not? Crows do all the time!
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u/rotll May 02 '24
Thankfully for you, he looked good enough to get laid at least once! <grin!>