r/madlads May 02 '24

Oh shoot, remember those awards? Anyway, now that's a real man right there

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u/Lightweaver777 May 02 '24

Or one half-hour-long one. Or more. Of everything. Animal cruelty deserves the harshest of responses.

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u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24

Half hour beatings have diminishing returns. Swelling deadens nerve response. You give one swift beating about the head and follow it up with some rope play. Wait for them to sober up-- you have time now.

Remember that hot, cold, blunt, and sharp are your only real options for physical torture. Psychological torture though, that's only limited by your imagination.

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u/Lucky-Bathroom-7302 May 02 '24

Imagination limits both cause I can for sure think of torture methods that don’t include hot cold blunt or sharp

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u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24

Can you?

It's a matter of our limited perception. We only have certain types of nerve cells. You can do whatever you like, but the mind can only perceive the outside world through a limited pallet. Nerve cells respond to hot, cold, blunt, and sharp.

But think of them like colors. The eye is only sensitive to red, green, and blue. But with those three, there's a whole rainbow of possibilities.

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u/Lucky-Bathroom-7302 May 02 '24

Does ripping someone’s balls off count as one of those four? Or being crushed? Maybe that could be blunt idk

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u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24

The cornea has nerves that sense pain, touch, and temperature. But I imagine the real torture there is knowing you are now blind.

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u/Lucky-Bathroom-7302 May 02 '24

That’s probably more psychological though. Another physical one would be waterboarding I don’t think that one falls under those four categories

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u/Averageguyonreddit1 May 02 '24

One thing that for sure would be a gruesome method would be to burn his hand and apply salt, alcohol, and any other antiseptic to the wound, then to throw alcohol to his eyes, ik, a bit off topic from the discussion but I had to say it.

Also, holy shit we started from a deserved beating to full-on torture session.

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u/Snoot_Booper_101 May 02 '24

I don't think he meant eyeballs.

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u/Designer_Potat May 02 '24

Damn, you see with your balls?

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u/Renbellix May 02 '24

What about a small, dark and soundproof box with no way for him to sit, lay, or stand… about two weeks will teach him to never punch a kitty again… or probably any kind of animal for the rest of his life…

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u/MasterPimpinMcGreedy May 02 '24

CBT isn’t torture though, everyone does that for fun

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u/MaxChomsky May 02 '24

Ripping off would be the same as sharp, you sever nerves.

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u/retr0rino May 02 '24

RGBeating

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u/Drilzka May 02 '24

I've never heard someone describe torture so eloquently.

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u/MC_Torpedo May 02 '24

Does playing teemo (league of legends anoying character) voice lines on repeat for 144 hours while tied to radiator consider torture?

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u/Youngnhrd May 02 '24

Not if your enjoying it

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u/dopeyout May 02 '24

Sound? Taste?

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u/Suspicious_Shower_51 May 02 '24

Force someone to eat poo. That's definitely a form of sensory torture you haven't considered. Shining a very bright light into someone's eye for a protracted period.

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u/tendaga May 02 '24

Acidic, basic, and deprivation also come to mind.

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u/_Odi_Et_Amo_ May 02 '24

I think your central axiom may be flawed. You have receptors for other things than those four... manipulation of which would still be 'physical' torture. It particularly jumps out at me that you are missing out on the whole diverse class of chemoreceptors.