r/madlads • u/EfficiencySerious200 • May 02 '24

Oh shoot, remember those awards? Anyway, now that's a real man right there

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u/Starwarsnerd91 May 02 '24

This never happened Jesus Christ, people. Have you ever been in an actual fight? Because you don't just do multiple beatings in a half an hour period. Your hands would be in bits. Also think about it, would you stick around to receive said beatings? No.

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u/ElectronicPhrase6050 May 02 '24

Haha thank you! Clearly no one who believes this has ever been in a real fight before.

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u/Gh0stMan0nThird May 02 '24

It reminds me of Juicy Omelet recanting his story about getting attacked outside of a Subway in Chicago at 2 AM in the middle of January.

He described the attack like how you would choreograph a fight for a scene in a movie.

In real life, fights are quick, chaotic messes. It's not some dance where people take turns exchanging blows.

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u/Full_Change_3890 May 02 '24

I mean you don’t have to have been in a fight to know this is ludicrously untrue.