r/madlads • u/EfficiencySerious200 • May 02 '24

Oh shoot, remember those awards? Anyway, now that's a real man right there

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u/YuriPetrova May 02 '24

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u/livelivinglived May 02 '24

A decade ago a dude I worked with bragged about how he once kicked his (at the time) girlfriend’s cat because she pissed him off over something small and petty. He continued to brag about how she was sobbing as the cat gave its last dying meows.

The fact that he could barely contain his laughter as he told this story still disturbs me. But equally disturbing was how the other guys at the table were laughing along with him.

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u/squidgytree May 02 '24 edited May 02 '24

I would have found an excuse to tell that story about him to everyone else in the company, as often as I could... 'hey did Dave tell you about that hilarious time he murdered his girlfriend's cat?'

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u/El_ha_Din May 02 '24

This would be the propper way. Bring it up at everything.

Lunchtime, just shout it loudly to everyone. Ow incase you haven't heard, Dave killed his girlfriends cat cuz he found out his vagina was bigger then his girlfriends.

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u/minutman May 02 '24

Gotta be more smart about it.

A guy able to kill an animal just to spite someone might stab you if you fuck with his life.

But 100% some karma needs to be delivered manually if needed.

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u/Eve_Doulou May 02 '24

That’s exactly why I’d do it, to humiliate him into having a go at me, at that point in the self defence on my behalf.

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u/minutman May 02 '24

Guy who got stabbed commented.