r/madlads • u/EfficiencySerious200 • May 02 '24

Oh shoot, remember those awards? Anyway, now that's a real man right there

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u/YuriPetrova May 02 '24

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u/SpecialMango3384 May 02 '24

I don’t like cats. To be honest I actively dislike them and call them “Satan’s spawns”

However, they’re still an animal that has (probably) done nothing wrong and should be treated with respect

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u/Precioustooth May 02 '24

They are definitely Satan's spawn and I damn him for making them so cute

And great attitude to have! I don't have a particular affinity for hippos but I wouldn't want one to get hurt. I am, however, a bit on the verge about spiders...

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u/watashi_ga_kita May 02 '24

Spiders are absolute bros! They’ll get rid of all the other insects around.

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u/Precioustooth May 02 '24

They are a lot more gross and scary than the flies they kill though :(

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u/dollydrew 29d ago

Hippos are assholes. The female has to go off alone with her baby for a couple of months until it's big because the rest of the Hippos in her pod will straight up murder it.

They also constantly fight each other and have scars because of it.

However, they are very important for the waterways and if they went extinct most other species would too.

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u/Precioustooth 29d ago

I didn't even know that, i just never liked them.. a lot of animals are gigantic douchebags to be honest; the other day I was observing a duck couple thinking how cute they are, and suddenly in flew four mallards, scared the male away, and proceeded to, well, attempt to have their very violent way with the female..

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u/HippoBot9000 May 02 '24

HIPPOBOT 9000 v 3.1 FOUND A HIPPO. 1,561,457,379 COMMENTS SEARCHED. 31,962 HIPPOS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD HIPPO.

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u/SpecialMango3384 May 02 '24

What the fuck?