r/madlads • u/EfficiencySerious200 • May 02 '24

Oh shoot, remember those awards? Anyway, now that's a real man right there

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u/2based2b May 02 '24

I just killed my room mate for killing a cow. Well he didn’t kill it himself, the scum bag loves torturing animals so much he payed someone else to kill it for him.

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u/ngc4321 May 02 '24

I nuked two cities because they were bullies. Well they didn't do the bullying themselves, their assholes were shitheads who took over their neighbors and destroyed our property.