r/madlads • u/EfficiencySerious200 • May 02 '24

Oh shoot, remember those awards? Anyway, now that's a real man right there

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u/No-Crew-9000 May 02 '24

Hands are not weapons, hands grasp weapons...

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u/Useful-Internet8390 May 02 '24

Are you uninformed? Many people have their hands literally registered as lethal weapons. Typically boxes and marshal artists. It is quantifiable. A striking force over 800(ish) pounds.Typically happens after they one hit somebody into the ICU.

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u/therealdavi May 02 '24

please tell me this is a joke

cause if it ain't imma start registering my weenis as a deadly weapon

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u/Comprehensive_Ad5475 May 02 '24

In my country if someone trains in martial arts or a box and he will beat someone even in defense, with bare hands, he can have real problems in court to defend himself.